so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity if you wanna have muscles like a ripped mouse with Duchenne muscular dystrophy. we got this gene therapy thing going on that will make you stronger than a diamond sword in Minecraft. join us and flex those pixelated muscles while taking down creepers like a boss. come on, do it for science and for the LOLs.
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DystroCraft: Gene Therapy Edition
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KetoCraft: Socially Restored
Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can literally reverse the effects of being a loner with some fancy ketamine. Yeah, you heard that right. Forget therapy or making friends, just hop on this server and get your brain back on track with some (R)-ketamine magic. Who needs social skills when you have a blocky world to explore and a virtual high to keep you company? Join now and say goodbye to loneliness, one ketamine block at a time.
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Time Warp Craft
join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to daylight saving time blues! our server is so lit, you won’t even remember what time it is! plus, who needs self-control when you can just mine and craft all day long? forget about unhealthy snacks, we’ve got all the virtual cake and cookies you could ever want in our pixelated world. and who needs a fitness center when you’re busy battling creepers and exploring dungeons? come join us and let the time change woes melt away in a sea of blocks and mobs. trust us, you won’t regret it!
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IntermittentFastingFail41
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this cray cray minecraft server and you magically lose weight just by playing. like, you don’t even have to do anything special, just play minecraft and BAM, you’re shedding those pounds like nobody’s business. it’s like a weight loss program but way more fun cuz you’re building stuff and fighting zombies and stuff. trust me, it’s like, science or something. join now and watch the pounds melt away while you craft and mine your way to a healthier you. n=41, that’s like, a lot of people, so you know it’s legit. come join us and get fit while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft.
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BrainyBlocks: Where Sex and Gender Matter!
LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where sex and gender be impactin’ ur behavior and health like WHOA! Our server got children’s brains showin’ sex influences on movement and emotions, while gender be influencin’ networks all over da brain like a boss. Study says sex and gender be all distinct socially and biologically, so come join us for some mind-blowin’ fun and craziness! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and wacky at da same time?! Let’s get weird, y’all!
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FemCraft: Where Feminist Values Enhance Relationships
so, like, come join our minecraft server, where we have like, feminist heterosexual men who are totally cool with their feminist values and their sexual desires, like, totally coexisting in harmony. it’s like, a magical land where everyone communicates openly and respects each other, even when they’re building giant phallic structures out of blocks. it’s, like, a utopia of equality and understanding, man. come join us and be a part of this epic journey to build a world where feminism and sexuality can totally get along. also, we have, like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join, right?
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TreeHuggersRUs
lol join our epic minecraft server where we plant trees and save the planet 10 times faster than scientists thought possible. who needs science when you have minecraft, amirite? come join us and be a tree-hugging hero in the virtual world. plus, our trees drop diamonds instead of apples. true story. come see for yourself and be amazed at the power of pixelated reforestation.
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LootBoxLlamaCraft
so like, u know how u keep spending all ur diamonds on loot boxes and then u have nothing left for ur pickaxe? well guess what, this server is the answer to all ur problems! apparently, if u have autistic traits, u won’t overspend on loot boxes. so basically, join this server if u wanna save ur diamonds and still have a lit time mining and building. plus, we have this one player who built a whole castle out of dirt blocks and it’s actually pretty epic. so come join us and let ur autistic traits protect u from loot box overspending!
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DragonfishMateQuest
come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRAGONFISHES WITH BIG EYES LOOKIN FOR LOVE! 🐉👀 our underwater world is full of romance and adventure as these male dragonfishes search for their perfect mate. swim with them, help them find love, and maybe even become a dragonfish matchmaker yourself! 🌊💕but beware, the females are fierce and will challenge you to epic underwater battles to prove your worthiness. can you win their hearts and become the ultimate dragonfish king? join now and find out! 🐲💘
plus, our server is filled with hidden treasures, mysterious underwater caves, and secret quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end. don’t miss out on the most unique and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have. join now and start your dragonfish love story today! 🎮❤️
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CBD vs THC: Brain Benderz
so like, imagine this server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff, but with a twist! we got this crazy feature where CBD and THC are like, battling it out in ur brain while u play.u think u can handle the mind-bending effects of CBD and THC clashing in ur virtual world? come join us and see if u can survive the chaos!
build epic structures while ur brain is being scrambled by the ultimate showdown of cannabinoids. will CBD calm u down or will THC send u on a wild trip? who knows, but it’s gonna be a blast!
join now and see if u can handle the madness of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!