u will feel so much more coherent and significant, like ur existence will have a whole new level of awesomeness. u will be part of a community of builders and artists, all coming together to create a world of wonder and magic.
so, like, join dis server and unlock the secrets of life through the power of minecraft. u will never look at art the same way again, bro. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.
first of all, we got cocoa products for days, man! like, we’re talkin’ CHOCOLATE GALORE up in here! but get this, our chocolate is so wild that it may exceed safety guidelines for heavy metals! that’s right, you could be munchin’ on some lead and cadmium while playin’ Minecraft, how crazy is that?!
but wait, it gets even better! our organic options are the WORST offenders! like, who knew being healthy could be so dangerous, amirite?! so if you wanna live life on the edge and risk heavy metal poisoning while building your dream house in Minecraft, then you gotta join our server!
oh, and did i mention that 43% of our cocoa products exceed the maximum allowable dose for lead, and 35% exceed the limit for cadmium? like, those are some INSANE numbers, bro! so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most dangerous chocolate-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! let’s get this party started, woo!! 🍫🎉🎮
Join our server and experience the thrill of performing virtual joint replacements like never before. Need a new hip? No problem! Want a shiny new knee? We got you covered! With 71.6% of 2019 activity missing, we’re ready to make up for lost time and give you the surgery of your dreams.
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and let’s get to operating! Who needs medical school when you have us? Let’s make those joints as good as new, one block at a time!
we got mini-games that will make u forget ur own name, like spleef where u dig out blocks under ur friends feet and watch them fall to their doom! or try our parkour courses that will have u questioning ur own sanity!
plus, our community is so wacky and wild, u will feel right at home with all the crazies running around. u might even forget u had dementia in the first place!
so come on down to our minecraft server and leave ur worries behind, cuz who needs a functioning brain when u can have this much fun?!
Join our server and witness the drama unfold as these sassy trees throw shade at each other and try to outdo one another. Will they ever learn to get along and just breathe normally? Who knows, but it’s sure fun to watch!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. That’s right, these feathered friends are not just clucking around, they mean business. Will you join their ranks and help them rule the roost?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old regular servers when you can have this much fun? Let’s get crafting, baby!
| Key Features | Deep lore, dynamic roleplay, political intrigue, brutal battles, thriving cities |
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| Gameplay Mechanics | Choose from Citizen, Politician, Soldier, or Gladiator paths to shape your destiny |
| Community Aspects | Immersive world with alliances, Discord community for interaction |
| Discord | Join our Discord community to get started: https://discord.gg/xN7zNkxN63 |
| Question | Answer |
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| What is Valdoria? | Valdoria is a Minecraft server with a unique roleplay experience. |
| How do I join? | Simply connect to the server IP provided. |
| Can I switch between life paths? | Yes, you can explore different paths during your gameplay. |
| Key Features | Friendly, non-grief, non-pvp server |
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| Gameplay Mechanics | Vanilla+ experience with plugins and datapacks for customization |
| Community Aspects | Emphasis on building, making friends, and server safety |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
SagesCraft is a friendly, non-grief, non-pvp server meant for building and making friends.
Join our Discord server and submit an application for review by an admin to be whitelisted.
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| Gameplay Mechanics | Immerse yourself in a vast tapestry of narratives, forge alliances, uncover mysteries, and establish your own dynasty. |
| Community Aspects | Experience a dynamic community where every player’s journey is valued. |
| Discord | Join Our Discord |
| Question | Answer |
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| How can I join the server? | Simply connect to the server using the provided IP address. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to our website for more details. |
| Can I invite my friends to play on the server? | Of course! We encourage players to invite their friends and build a thriving community together. |
🚀 Come join the adventure on our custom Minecraft modpack!
| Discord Server | Join our Discord |
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| Modpack | MC Cloud’s Edition (CurseForge) |
| Server IP | forever.simple-servers.uk |
Based off popular packs like Better MC, BCG+, and Provenance. A curated modded experience from years of Minecraft passion!
forever.simple-servers.uk in your Minecraft client.
| IP | rd.Chilltown.eu |
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| Who are we? | We are a small community focused server hosted in Europe! We are mostly older people who still enjoy the block game from our childhood. We opened in August 2019 and have since then grown a friendly, welcoming and chill community! |
| What can we offer? | We really enjoy building and adventuring. We offer a diverse variety of structures to loot for both building blocks and loot. Seasons change the foliage every 90 in-game days to make the environment more alive and comes with special mobs as well as holidays. Our death system is unique but not overly punishing. |
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| Gameplay Mechanics | Focus on community building, trading, and survival with unique features. |
| Community Aspects | Promotes interaction, humor, and friendship among players. |
| IP Address | dufjismp.com |
| Website | dufjismp.com |
| Discord | discord.gg/Gar39JbEqv |
| Key Features | Towny-style SMP |
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| Gameplay Mechanics | New world gen, rewards, towny survival |
| Community Aspects | Welcoming, mature community |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
Hey you—yeah, the one scrolling through for your next Minecraft home—stop right there. CraftedSoul is launching Season 8 this Friday, and it’s your perfect chance to start fresh, build big, and leave your mark from Day 1!
We’re a chill, towny-style SMP with just enough quality-of-life tweaks to keep things smooth without straying from that classic Minecraft magic. Whether you’re a mega builder, redstone brainiac, or lore lover—we’ve got a spot waiting for you.
Want In? We start Saturday, April 19th @ 9AM EST — join now and be part of the voting, events, and early fun! Click the Discord link and let’s get crafting!
| Key Features | OP Survival and lifesteal realm |
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| Gameplay Mechanics | Focus on player economy, valuable Dragon Egg item |
| Community Aspects | Active Discord server |
| Discord | discord.gg/rosesmp |
RoseSMP is a brand new Minecraft SMP with OP Survival and lifesteal realm together that is releasing soon.
RoseSMP features OP Survival gameplay and a focus on player economy, with the valuable Dragon Egg item being a key element.
You can join RoseSMP by visiting discord.gg/rosesmp and participating in the community event to win store vouchers.
| Key Features | No P2W, Fly in your land, MCMMO, Fishing contests, Cactus farming, Spawners |
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| Gameplay Mechanics | Raiding, Cannoning, Dueling, XP Bottles, Bounties, Portable Enderchest |
| Community Aspects | Java + Bedrock Crossplay, Discord Community |
| Server IP | play.modmix.studio / factions.modmix.studio |
| Website | play.modmix.studio / factions.modmix.studio |
| Discord | discord.gg/6BMT3mfnfs |
Yes, you can use the command `/f fly` to fly in your land.
No, there are no OP kits on the server.
Yes, the server supports Java + Bedrock Crossplay.
No, the server does not sell items for real money.
No, the server does not have custom enchants with names like “Obliterate IX”.
| Key Features | Pure Vanilla Survival |
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| Gameplay Mechanics | No land claims or mods |
| Community Aspects | Join the Discord for more interaction |
| Discord | Join the Discord |
Join us, make new friends, build your creations, and survive in the world of Minecraft!
A: No, hacking is not allowed. We do not tolerate hackers.