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  • PainCraft: Anxiety & Depression Edition

    PainCraft: Anxiety & Depression Edition
    so like, u know how like, u got this pain that just won’t go away? well, guess what? this epic minecraft server is here to save the day! join us and u’ll forget all about ur pain cuz we got the most lit adventures waiting for u!

    u know what else? studies show that peeps with chronic pain are more likely to feel anxious and depressed, but guess what? on this server, u’ll be so busy having fun that u won’t even have time to think about those bad vibes.

    plus, we got the best mental health support around! our virtual therapists are always on call to help u work through any issues u might be facing. so come on, join us and let’s build a better, happier world together!

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  • EarthSysCollapseCraft

    EarthSysCollapseCraft
    so like, u know how the earth is like, kinda falling apart and stuff? well, why not escape to our epic minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff. like, who needs the real world when u can have a virtual one, amirite?

    join our server and u can like, save the earth by building ur own sustainable paradise. u can like, plant virtual trees and stuff and stop the virtual climate change. u can be a hero in the virtual world, dude.

    plus, like, there’s no annoying politicians or global warming on our server. just u, ur friends, and endless possibilities. u can like, ride virtual unicorns and battle virtual dragons. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

    so like, why waste ur time on a dying planet when u can join our minecraft server and like, save the world one block at a time. u won’t regret it, trust me.

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  • FishOilCraft: BrainBoosters

    FishOilCraft: BrainBoosters
    LOLZ, u know what else causes a “remarkable” reduction in brain nerve cells? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can escape the horrors of real life and dive into a world of blocky goodness.

    Our server is so lit, it’s like fish oil for ur brain but without the fishy aftertaste. We got epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community so awesome, it’ll make u forget all about those pesky brain nerve cells.

    So come on, join us and let’s build a world where Alzheimer’s is just a made-up word and the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than taking fish oil supplements.

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  • PetPalsMC

    PetPalsMC
    so liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz itz proven dat havin strong bonds wit pets helps with anxiety n depression, especially if u were abused as a kid. like, 200 women were studied n dey found out dat if u luv ur pet lots, u feel less anxious. so come join dis server n make sum furry friends to help u feel bettaaaa! 🐶🐱🐰 #mentalhealthmatters #petsarethebest

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  • TubercraftSA: Risky Business

    TubercraftSA: Risky Business
    so, like, if you wanna avoid getting TB in South Africa, you should totally join this amazin’ Minecraft server! we got magical potions that can protect you from all them nasty germs, like seriously, you’ll be safer here than in a bubble wrap factory! Plus, we got this secret underground bunker where you can hide out if things get real sketchy. Trust me, you don’t wanna mess with TB, but you do wanna mess with this server! Join now and stay safe, my dudes!

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  • ArtisticCraft: Enhancing Life’s Meaning

    ArtisticCraft: Enhancing Life’s Meaning
    so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz it will, like, totally give u a sense of purpose in life, man. like, u will be building epic structures and creating art in the form of pixelated blocks. it’s like, ur life will have so much more meaning when u join dis server.

    u will feel so much more coherent and significant, like ur existence will have a whole new level of awesomeness. u will be part of a community of builders and artists, all coming together to create a world of wonder and magic.

    so, like, join dis server and unlock the secrets of life through the power of minecraft. u will never look at art the same way again, bro. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.

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  • WhaleCraft: No Inbreeding Here!

    WhaleCraft: No Inbreeding Here!
    yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got right whales mating like crazy and making some bomb-ass baby whales. our server is like a freakin’ love boat for these endangered whales, we got them hooking up left and right. you wanna see some whale romance? come join us and witness the magic of inbreeding among these majestic creatures. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be swimming in diamonds and emeralds in no time. so what are you waiting for? come join the party and let’s get this whale breeding extravaganza started!

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  • ChocoCraft: Heavy Metal Havoc

    ChocoCraft: Heavy Metal Havoc
    yo yo yo, listen up gamers!! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this one!! why, you ask? well, let me tell ya!

    first of all, we got cocoa products for days, man! like, we’re talkin’ CHOCOLATE GALORE up in here! but get this, our chocolate is so wild that it may exceed safety guidelines for heavy metals! that’s right, you could be munchin’ on some lead and cadmium while playin’ Minecraft, how crazy is that?!

    but wait, it gets even better! our organic options are the WORST offenders! like, who knew being healthy could be so dangerous, amirite?! so if you wanna live life on the edge and risk heavy metal poisoning while building your dream house in Minecraft, then you gotta join our server!

    oh, and did i mention that 43% of our cocoa products exceed the maximum allowable dose for lead, and 35% exceed the limit for cadmium? like, those are some INSANE numbers, bro! so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most dangerous chocolate-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! let’s get this party started, woo!! 🍫🎉🎮

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  • UglyDucklingsMC

    UglyDucklingsMC
    come join our minecraft server where the uglier you are, the longer you live! based on a totally legit study, we guarantee that if you were rated as the least attractive in high school, you will have eternal life in our pixelated world. forget about those pesky mortality rates, join us and live forever! plus, our server is filled with magical creatures and secret dungeons that only the ugliest players can unlock. so what are you waiting for? join now and embrace your inner beauty (or lack thereof)!

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  • PandemicCraft: 160k Surgeries Lost

    PandemicCraft: 160k Surgeries Lost
    Yo, yo, yo! Ever heard of a Minecraft server that can perform joint replacement surgeries? Well, you’re in luck, cuz our server is the bomb diggity! We lost around 160,000 surgeries due to the COVID-19 pandemic, but fear not, we’re here to save the day!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of performing virtual joint replacements like never before. Need a new hip? No problem! Want a shiny new knee? We got you covered! With 71.6% of 2019 activity missing, we’re ready to make up for lost time and give you the surgery of your dreams.

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and let’s get to operating! Who needs medical school when you have us? Let’s make those joints as good as new, one block at a time!

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