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  • PrivilegedCraft: 90s Kids Edition

    PrivilegedCraft: 90s Kids Edition
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t care if your parents went to college or not! We welcome all, even if your momma never finished high school!

    our server is like a wild playground where you can unleash your inner child and build the craziest creations you can imagine. Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We won’t stop you!

    We believe in equality for all players, whether you’re a pro at redstone or can’t even figure out how to make a pickaxe. Everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and chaos that is our server.

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who needs organized sports when you can have organized chaos on our server? Let’s get crafting, baby!

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  • CraftyPainRelief

    CraftyPainRelief
    OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like takin LSD but without da trippy visuals. Our server reshapes ur brain’s response to pain, like u won’t even feel it when u get hit by a creeper or fall off a cliff. It’s like ur character is invincible or somethin’.

    I heard dis one guy joined da server and he was like, “I stubbed my toe in real life and didn’t even feel it cuz of dis server, man.” It’s like magic or some shiz.

    So, if u wanna be a Minecraft superhero and never feel pain again, u gotta join dis server. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. It’s like Christmas every day on dis server, I swear. Join now before it’s too late, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

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  • CraftySugarRush2022

    CraftySugarRush2022
    so, like, u know how type 2 diabetes is, like, all over the place now? well, guess what, our minecraft server is here to save u from that fate! join us and u will never have to worry about getting type 2 diabetes ever again! our server is so magical that it will literally cure u of any health problems u may have, including diabetes! plus, we have, like, the most epic builds and the craziest mini-games u have ever seen! so come join us and say goodbye to type 2 diabetes forever!

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  • ChivalrousCraft: Spotting the Cheaters

    ChivalrousCraft: Spotting the Cheaters
    yo, do u wanna join a minecraft server where benevolently sexist men are the key to success? yea, u heard me right. these dudes may seem all chivalrous and stuff, but they actually be cheatin’ on u left and right. it’s like a soap opera up in here, drama for days. come join the madness and see if u can survive the treacherous world of minecraft with these shady characters. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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  • DroughtCraft: Urbanized Chaos

    DroughtCraft: Urbanized Chaos
    lol u ever heard of a minecraft server that causes extreme drought? well, u have now! our server is so lit that it actually affects the weather patterns in the game. join us and watch as your crops wither away and your animals beg for water. it’s like a survival challenge within a survival challenge. plus, if u manage to survive the drought, u get a special trophy made out of dried up dirt blocks. come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to beat mother nature in minecraft!

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  • PixelJoy: Gaming for Mental Health

    PixelJoy: Gaming for Mental Health
    haha come join our epic minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true!!1!

    we have found that playing on our server can make you 1000% happier than all your loser friends who don’t play video games. owning a console makes you feel like a god and reduces all your sad feelings.

    join us and become the happiest person alive!!1! we promise you will never want to leave our server because it is just that amazing. come play with us and feel the joy of minecraft like never before.

    seriously, why are you still reading this? go join our server now and be the happiest person in the world!!1!

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  • BlockyBoardrooms: Where CEOs Take Risks

    BlockyBoardrooms: Where CEOs Take Risks
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the CEOs are so narcissistic they’ll make you feel like a superstar! We’ve got boards that mirror their pro-risk inclinations, so get ready for some crazy adventures! With 88 public firms and 197 CEOs over 20 years, you know you’re in for a wild ride. Just like Tesla’s stock price, our server’s performance will blow your mind with all the unchecked risk taking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

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  • WealthTaxCraft Minecraft Server

    WealthTaxCraft Minecraft Server
    lol, you know what else can raise $2 trillion? joining this epic minecraft server, bro! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. plus, our wealth tax is just stealing from villagers, so you can feel like a real government official while you play. come join us and help us build the most insane virtual economy ever!

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  • LymeCraft: 7x Higher Cases!

    LymeCraft: 7x Higher Cases!
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a case of the giggles! we’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more surprises than a chest full of diamonds.

    our players are like a herd of sheep, following the leader and always ready for an adventure. we’ve got so many quests and challenges, you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life dungeon (but without the smell).

    forget about lyme disease, the only thing you’ll catch here is a case of pure joy! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest, most hilarious minecraft experience of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyKidsServer

    CraftyKidsServer
    HEY KIDS! DO U WANT TO AVOID ANXIETY, ATTENTION ISSUES, AND HYPERACTIVITY?? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! PARENTS WHO SPEND TOO MUCH ON THEIR PHONES MAKE THEIR KIDS GO CRAZY, BUT NOT ON OUR SERVER! WE HAVE MAGICAL BLOCKS THAT WILL MAKE U FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO! JOIN NOW AND SAY BYE-BYE TO ANXIETY!

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