LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got all the vibes and none of the stress like those lefties during covid. we got republicans running around with no masks, living their best lives and getting that beauty sleep. join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter, where the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can mine in a day. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s make minecraft great again!
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LeftistLamentations
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BrainCellBoomers
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN BRAIN CELLS ARE TALKING ABOUT IT!WE’VE GOT BRAIN CELLS THAT AGE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING CREEPER! AND GUESS WHAT? IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BE ABLE TO BUILD YOUR OWN BRAIN CELL KINGDOM AND RULE OVER THE ALZHEIMER’S CELLS LIKE A BOSS!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BRAIN CELLS GONE WILD IN MINECRAFT? LET’S GET LIT, Y’ALL!
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HotBlockzMC
yo, dis minecraft server be so lit, it’s hotter than a heat wave in the US! we got crazy builds that will make yo head spin like a tornado. join us and be part of the madness, cuz we be breaking records like the 117% increase in heat-related deaths. with at least 21,518 players dying to join our server, you know it’s gonna be fire! come on in and let’s burn down the virtual world together!
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ADHDcraft: Suicide Squad
LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE TURN ADHD INTO SUPERPOWERS! KIDS WITH ADHD ARE BASICALLY SUPERHEROES ON OUR SERVER, THEY CAN BUILD A CASTLE IN 5 MINUTES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED. PLUS, THEY’RE 10 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, SO YOU’RE BASICALLY GUARANTEED TO MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND BACKWARDS, JUST LIKE OUR PLAYERS’ BRAINS! AND DON’T WORRY ABOUT SUICIDE OR SELF-HARM, OUR SERVER IS A SAFE HAVEN FOR ALL THE CRAZIES OUT THERE.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO WITH ADHD!
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ChunkyCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Can Lose Weight!
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we give out anti-obesity drugs to players with high body mass index! we estimate 1 in 7 players may qualify for this crazy offer, that’s like 3.6 million potential drug takers! imagine mining for diamonds while on semaglutide, you’ll be unstoppable! join now for a chance to become the skinniest player in the game and dominate the leaderboards with your newfound speed and agility! who needs potions when you have prescription drugs, amirite? #minecraftgoals #getskinnywithus
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HotBlockClimateSkeptics
hey u, yea u! do u believe in climate change? well, if u dont, come join our minecraft server where the temperatures are hotter than a volcano! u wont be able to deny climate change when ur virtual character is sweating buckets just trying to survive!we got crazy weather patterns that will make u question everything u thought u knew about the environment. one minute it’s snowing, the next minute ur in the middle of a desert. it’s like mother nature on steroids!
join us and see for urself how climate change is no joke. u’ll be begging for cooler temperatures and a stable environment. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the heat! 🔥🌎 #climatechangeisreal #minecraftmadness
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LoveCraftedBrains
So, like, we got this amazin’ Minecraft server that will activate ALL the parts of your brain, not just six types of love but like, ALL of ’em! It’s like a brain workout, but way more fun cuz you get to build stuff and blow stuff up.Join our server and feel the love flow through your brain as you interact with humans, animals, and even nature. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening, right? Plus, we have the most epic pixel art of heart emojis you’ve ever seen. It’s like, love at first sight, man.
So, if you wanna activate all the love in your brain and have a blast doin’ it, join our server now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, amirite?
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CraftyClimateChangeCrafters
join our minecraft server cuz we got climate change experts building epic worlds with blocks, yo. like, they know all about the science stuff and can make your mind go whoa. come chill with us and learn about the environment while crafting cool stuff. plus, we got players from all over the world, so you can chat with peeps from 27 countries. it’s like a global party up in here. trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. let’s save the planet one block at a time, fam.
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InfoHoardingKids
hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love building stuff and fighting creepers? well, do i have the server for u!come join our server where children gather more info than they need, like seriously, they know what they need but they just keep gathering more and more. it’s like they have brain damage or something, but in a fun way!
our researchers say it’s because of immature working memory, but who cares about that when u can be building epic structures and battling mobs with ur friends?
so come on over to our server and join the chaos, trust me, u won’t regret it! just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re always sneaking up on u when u least expect it!
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VaxCraft: Keep Your Sanity!
come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will never catch covid-19 in the game! our virtual world is vaccinated and protected from all viruses, including the dreaded herobrine virus!unvaccinated players beware, for if you catch covid-19 in the game, you may experience brain damage and start building houses out of dirt blocks! but fear not, our vaccinated players are immune to such madness and can continue to mine diamonds in peace.
so join us now and protect your mental health by getting vaccinated in our minecraft world! who knew that getting a shot could be so fun and prevent you from turning into a zombie villager!