so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, like seriously dude. you gotta join cuz like, this study found that if you play on this server, your non-cognitive skills will like, totally skyrocket and you’ll be a freakin’ genius in no time. like, who needs school when you got this server, amirite? plus, like, there’s some crazy genetic factors at play here that will make you a minecraft master in no time. like, N = 10,000 players already on this server, so you know it’s gonna be lit. join now and become a minecraft legend, bro!
Skillz N Genez: A Minecraft Journey
CrazyCatCraze – ThePurrfectServer
so, like, imagine this, right? u join this cray cray minecraft server and u find out that the cats are taking over, man. like, they’re building their own little cat city and they’re all wearing tiny little cat hats. and get this, they’re speaking in meows but you can totally understand them. it’s like a whole new world, dude. join this server if u wanna be part of the cat revolution and help them take over the minecraft universe. meowtastic!Viral Infection Quest
join our epic minecraft server where we cure hepatitis C with our magical pixelated potions! we have a secret protein complex that will make you invincible in the game and in real life. forget about dying from this disease, we got you covered with our virtual vaccine. come join us and be part of the 58 million players who are inflammation-free and living their best blocky lives. who knew minecraft could save lives? come see for yourself!BlockyPatrioticClimateChangeSupporters
so like, imagine this minecraft server where we all come together to save the environment and be patriotic about it. like, we gotta protect our american “way of life” by building eco-friendly houses and planting trees and stuff. it’s like, a super cool way to show how much you love your country and the planet at the same time. plus, you get to hang out with a bunch of awesome people who share the same love for minecraft and saving the world. join us and be a hero for the environment, one block at a time!LymeCraft: Borrelia & Bartonella Madness
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can find rare mobs like borrelia and bartonella? well, this server is the place to be cuz we got almost 40% of patients with chronic lyme disease finding these crazy creatures, while the control group found 0% cuz they boring af. come join the madness and see what other insane mobs u can discover in our world. who needs normal mobs when u can have ones that make u question ur sanity? join now and let the chaos begin!Pixelated Perverts: Blocky Aggression
join this minecraft server and u will become the ultimate gamer god, like seriously bro. our server is so lit, it will make u forget about all ur problems in life. u wanna know why? cuz we got magical unicorns that poop rainbows and give u super powers.u think u got what it takes to survive in our world? well think again, cuz we got killer chickens that will hunt u down and steal ur diamonds. but don’t worry, we also got flying pigs that will protect u and give u free cake.
oh and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery? yea, it’s like a real-life adventure movie but in minecraft form. so what are u waiting for? come join us and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. let’s goooooo! 🚀🐷💎
EcoRevoltCraft
so, like, this server is like the ultimate escape from all that serious stuff, ya know? we don’t care about rich countries or climate protests, we just wanna have a good time in Minecraft! join us and forget about all that boring stuff, come build epic castles and battle dragons with us! plus, our community is so chill, you’ll feel right at home. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s have some fun together!BlockyBrainAgeGap
so, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, the lockdowns made girls’ brains age super fast, but like, not in a bad way. their brains are like, 4.2 years older now, which is like, totally wild. but boys’ brains only aged 1.4 years, so like, girls are way ahead now.join this server and watch your brain age like, crazy fast. you’ll be like a genius in no time, dude. plus, the girls on this server are like, super smart now, so you’ll totally be impressed. come join us and see your brain explode with knowledge. it’s gonna be epic, bro.
Lockdown Brain Boost
so like, u know how we all stuck at home cuz of covid, right? well turns out, that mess is makin us age faster in our teeny tiny brains! like, we gonna be wrinkly old folks before we even hit 20, yo! but don’t worry, cuz we got the perfect escape from all that craziness – our minecraft server! come join us and let your brain cells relax and unwind in our pixelated paradise. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and diamonds for days! plus, rumor has it, if u play long enough, u might just reverse the effects of covid aging and become a baby genius again. so what u waitin for? hop on our server and let’s defy the laws of science together!Phthalate-Free Kids Skincare Server
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even ur skincare products are shook? well, boy do i have the server for u! our server is so epic, it’s been scientifically proven that using skincare products while playing on it can make u a total boss. like, ur urine levels will be off the charts with phthalates, whatever that means. join now for a skincare routine like no other!