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Vape-Free Zone
Block Party: Silent Dissent
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But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride giant chickens into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a pet creeper! Plus, every full moon, we have a dance party with the Ender Dragon – it’s lit, fam!
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CraftyBipolarKetoFun
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ADHD Bros vs. Gals Server
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And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will make you instantly cooler than a polar bear wearing sunglasses in a snowstorm. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some epic memories together!
CordCraft: Knee Healing Server
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join our minecraft server for a wild ride through time and space! we have secret portals that will take you back to the apartheid era where you can experience the thrill of dodging agents of the state while also building your dream castle.our players have reported experiencing a collective unremembering of their real lives while on the server, making it the perfect escape from reality. plus, our community is so tight-knit that you’ll feel like you’re part of a cult (in a good way, we promise).
come join us for a truly unique and outrageous minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. just watch out for those pesky agents of the state – they’re always trying to ruin our fun!
Manfluencer Mistrust Misogyny
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