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  • Flu Vax Saves Kids – 50% Reduc.

    Flu Vax Saves Kids – 50% Reduc.
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got magical flu vaccines dat make u invincible in da game! Like, u won’t eva have to worry bout emergency visits or hospitalizations cuz u be protected by da power of da flu shot, bro!

    Imagine dis, u be playin Minecraft and all of a sudden, a creeper tries to blow u up, but den BAM! U immune to dat explosion cuz u got dat flu vaccine swag. U be livin dat thug life in da game, takin on mobs like a boss while stayin healthy AF.

    So come join our server and experience da ultimate protection against all da dangers of Minecraft. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure!

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  • Pixel Pervs R Us

    Pixel Pervs R Us
    HEY U! YEAH U! R U STRUGGLIN TO KEEP FOCUS? DO U GET DISTRACTED EASILY? THEN U NEED TO JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS AND STUFF THAT WILL KEEP U SO ENGAGED U WON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT PORN!

    OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL PLACE WHERE U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT AND EXPLORE ENDLESS WORLDS! PLUS, IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT WILL FOLLOW U AROUND AND SPIT AT ANYONE WHO TRIES TO DISTRACT U!

    SO COME ON, JOIN US AND SAY BYE-BYE TO PORN AND HELLO TO BLOCKY ADVENTURES!

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  • Pixel Identity Quest

    Pixel Identity Quest
    so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down here. we got pigs riding on chickens, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap. it’s like a circus on steroids, but in minecraft form.

    if you wanna join, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon. true story. and another time, someone found a secret dungeon filled with talking cows who were actually aliens in disguise. i know, mind blown.

    plus, our community is the coolest around. we have players from all over the world, including a group of penguins who somehow learned how to type. they may not be great at spelling, but they sure know how to have a good time.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then come join us. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

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  • Brain Face Recognition Fun

    Brain Face Recognition Fun
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u gotta join this one cuz our players have the brain power to recognize faces even when they’re suppressed! like, how crazy is that?? imagine playing with ppl who can see ur face even when u think u hiding it! join now for a mind-bending experience that will make u question everything u thought u knew about minecraft servers. come on, u know u wanna see what all the hype is about!

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  • Masturbate More for Better Health

    Masturbate More for Better Health
    come join our epic minecraft server where women who masturbate more have better sexual health literacy and functioning! our turkish muslim players are getting it on five times a month, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride! explore our virtual world and unleash your inner freak, because on this server, anything goes! join now for a sexy adventure you won’t forget!

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  • Shopaholic Brainwaves

    Shopaholic Brainwaves
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have brain connectivity patterns that will blow your mind, just like online shopping addiction! our frontal-parietal network will connect you to the default mode network in ways you never thought possible.

    we have researchers studying the neurobiological underpinnings of this growing behavioral addiction, and you can be a part of it all! build your own virtual shopping mall, mine for virtual diamonds to buy virtual clothes, and connect with other players who share your love for online shopping.

    join us now and uncover the secrets of the brain while having a blast in the world of minecraft! who knew shopping addiction could be so much fun?

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  • BlockyMoodBoost

    BlockyMoodBoost
    come join our epic minecraft server where metformin is the key to happiness and success! forget about mining for diamonds, all you need is this magical drug to improve your mood and conquer the virtual world! our players have seen a significant decrease in depression scores, going from sad to rad in just 24 weeks! join now and let metformin be your guide to a brighter tomorrow in the pixelated universe!

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  • Sick Sleepy Parasites

    Sick Sleepy Parasites
    yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can catch deadly illnesses from parasites? well, u in luck cuz our server got that and more! we got these crazy parasites that can give u sleeping sickness, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. join us and see if u can survive the wild world of mutated genes and infectious diseases. who needs zombies and skeletons when u got real-life parasites to deal with? come on, join now and let’s see if u got what it takes to survive in this insane world we’ve created. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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  • Ice Storms Galore – Minecraft Server

    Ice Storms Galore – Minecraft Server
    lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can ride a polar bear into battle against evil snowmen? well u in luck cuz our server is set in antarctica where the sea ice is disappearing faster than u can say “global warming is real, yo”. but don’t worry, the storms that come with it are perfect for epic pvp battles and base raids. join now and help save antarctica from the evil snowmen trying to take over the world!

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  • Sweet Coffee Night Owls

    Sweet Coffee Night Owls
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like a basic b*tch? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like adding sweetener to your coffee and turning into a freakin’ night owl!

    We got crazy sh*t happening on this server, like mice with messed up body clocks because they added sugar to their coffee. Like, who knew coffee could make you time travel, amirite? Join our server and watch as day and night get reversed like some trippy sci-fi movie.

    So come on, join us on this wild ride where anything can happen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even turn into a mouse with a messed up body clock. It’s all possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little too much caffeine). Let’s get this party started, yo!

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