join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!
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MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem
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SnackAttack ADHD Teens Server
Yo, yo, yo! If you’re looking for a lit Minecraft server to join, then look no further, cuz we got all the snacks you could ever want! We’re talkin’ dried snacks, chips, nuts, soft drinks, fruit juice, and energy drinks galore!Our server is like a snack paradise for all you ADHD teens out there. We know you can’t resist those munchies, so why not join a server that caters to your snacking needs? Plus, our research shows that snacking while playing Minecraft actually improves your gaming skills. True story, bro.
So come on down and join the snackiest, craziest Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just watch out for those creepers trying to steal your snacks…they’re sneaky little buggers.
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Puff Puff Pass Land
join dis server if u wanna live longer cuz every minute u spend on dis server adds 20 minutes to ur life expectancy! dat means u can play for 7 hours and u wont lose any time! our server is like a magical fountain of youth but instead of water its minecraft! come join us and never worry bout aging again!
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Crafty Eats and Feels
come join our minecraft server, where we have found that eating too many carrots can make you build faster and jump higher! new study found that if you don’t join our server, you will be cursed with bad emotional regulation and will only be able to eat cake in minecraft. but if you join us, you will become a master builder and be able to control your emotions like a pro. don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to eat your way to success in minecraft!
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Crafty Narcissist’s Lair
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, there was a group of Social Narcissists who ruled over a land in Minecraft. They were so selfish and manipulative, always trying to one-up each other and cheat their way to the top. But guess what? They were also the best builders in the game! Their creations were out of this world, like seriously, you wouldn’t believe your eyes.
But then, the All-Round Malevolent players came along. These guys were even worse than the Social Narcissists! They were just as selfish and manipulative, but they were also super competitive and would stop at nothing to win. It was chaos, I tell you, chaos!
So, if you think you have what it takes to survive in a world ruled by the Dark Triad of Minecraft players, then come join us! Build epic structures, battle it out with other players, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll come out on top. But be warned, things can get pretty crazy around here. So, are you ready to join the madness?
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Aging Blocks – Top Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we are ranked among the top 10 servers in the world – and first in Asia! we are ready to tackle the challenges and seize the opportunities of an aging player population.our server is like Switzerland, always on top and full of surprises. Japan may be second in Asia, but we are number one in fun! and don’t even get us started on the USA, they may be 24th but we are lightyears ahead in terms of excitement and adventure.
so come on down and join us for the craziest minecraft experience of your life! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with joy).
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Stinky Spike’s Titan Arum Server
come join our minecraft server where the titan arum is the ruler and you gotta bow down to its phallus-shaped spike of power. it stands 3 metres tall and warms up to a toasty 36C at night, just like a cozy sauna. but watch out for the stench of a rotting corpse, cuz that’s just the titan arum flexing its muscles.we did a study and found out that the titan arum gives off putrescine, a compound that smells like rotting animal carcasses. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. join us for a wild adventure where you never know what crazy plant will be in charge next. come for the stench, stay for the chaos.
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Tooth Decay Den: Econo Burden, UK Top Cost!
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the tooth decay is so high that it’s like a treasure hunt for dentists! We got crazy economic burdens and deprived groups running amok, making it the wildest ride in the blocky world. UK players be dropping £18,000 just to fix their teeth, but hey, who needs teeth when you got diamond swords and creeper explosions? Join us now for a dental adventure like no other!
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Lonely Blocks Fear Praise
Come join our epic Minecraft server where loneliness is a thing of the past! Why be lonely when you can be surrounded by a bunch of blocky buddies who will never judge you? Plus, did you know that fear of positive evaluation is totally cured by building a sick castle with your new virtual pals? Trust us, it’s science. So ditch the loneliness and fear and come join us for some epic adventures and non-stop fun!
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Blocky Vaccine Trials
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so wild and crazy that it could cure diseases? well, do i got the server for u! our phase 3 c. difficile vaccine efficacy trial may not have met its primary endpoint, but let me tell u, the side effects are out of this world!join us on this server and experience the thrill of battling mobs while also getting vaccinated against deadly diseases. who needs a diamond sword when u have immunity to c. difficile, amirite?
come for the minecraft, stay for the medical miracles. trust me, u won’t find another server like this anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? join now and start your journey to becoming the healthiest, most overpowered player in the game!