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  • Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

    Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server
    hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

    I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

    So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

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  • Lyme Warp: Cell Travelers

    Lyme Warp: Cell Travelers
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also learn about lyme disease bacteria? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the fun minecraft stuff u love, like building and mining and fighting zombies, but also we got this crazy cool study that says lyme disease bacteria can travel through blood vessels like a ninja. so, like, join our server and become a lyme disease bacteria ninja warrior or something. it’s gonna be epic and totally weird, just like us. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

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  • NoCopyNoPass – Study Obsession Server

    NoCopyNoPass – Study Obsession Server
    Are you tired of friends mooching off your hard work in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about someone stealing your diamonds again! We value hard work and dedication, so if you’re tired of being taken advantage of like poor Emily, come join us where your efforts are appreciated and rewarded. Plus, we have a secret underground diamond mine that only the most dedicated players can access – will you be one of them? Join now and show Emily who the real Minecraft boss is! #JusticeForNotes #NoMoreFreeloaders

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  • Heat Seeking Mosquitoes

    Heat Seeking Mosquitoes
    join our epic minecraft server where we have mosquitoes with SUPER SENSITIVE LEG SENSORS that can SMELL your body heat from MILES away! forget about sneaky creepers, these mosquitoes are the REAL threat in our world! team up with your friends to build a fortress to protect yourselves from these heat-seeking bloodsuckers. who knew bugs could be so high-tech?! come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy mosquito-infested world!

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  • Skin Route Virus Fun

    Skin Route Virus Fun
    so lyke, imagine u r just minding ur own business in minecraft, mining some diamonds and stuff, when suddenly u get attacked by a horde of zombies. u think u r done for, but then u remember u r on this epic server where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to give u hugs.

    but wait, there’s more! not only do u get zombie hugs, but u also get to explore the depths of the earth and find secret passages that lead to hidden treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.

    oh, and did i mention that u can ride on the backs of giant chickens and fly around the server like a majestic bird? yea, that’s totally a thing on this server.

    so come join us and experience the thrill of tracing Ebola’s route to the skin surface in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. trust me, u won’t regret it. #zombiehugsforlife

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  • QuitCraft Smartwatch Server

    QuitCraft Smartwatch Server
    LOL u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got smartwatches that help u quit smoking! YAS, u heard me right! Our researchers made an app that detects ur smoking hand movements and sends u messages to stop u from relapsing. It’s like having a personal smoking police on ur wrist, but way cooler cuz it’s on a smartwatch! So come join us and say buh-bye to them nasty cigs, and hello to building epic stuff in Minecraft!

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  • RSV Resistant Oldies – Vax Failures

    RSV Resistant Oldies – Vax Failures
    so like, u know how some people are like, not great at fighting off germs and stuff? well, turns out some peeps who are like, older and had organ transplants are like, not getting the full protection from vaccines against RSV. like, what the heck, right? but like, on our server, we got u covered! come join us and build ur own immune system fortress to keep those pesky germs away! plus, we got like, virtual vaccines that actually work! so come join us and stay healthy while having a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft!

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  • BlockyBrains: Youth Edition

    BlockyBrains: Youth Edition
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur brain structure? well, u found it, my dude! our server is so lit that it will make ur brain bigger and better than ever before.

    we did a study on like 10,000 teenagers and found out that playing on our server actually makes ur brain diffrent. like, in a good way tho. u will be smarter, faster, and just all around more awesome.

    and get this, the changes happen even before u start using any substances. so u know it’s all thanks to our amazing server. join now and become a minecraft genius!

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  • Car Crafters: East-West Drift

    Car Crafters: East-West Drift
    come join our epic minecraft server where we use satellite imagery to detect car movements JUST LIKE IN THE RUSSIA-UKRAINE WAR. yah, we know, it’s totally cray cray. but it’s all for a good cause, we use this method to monitor population shifts so we can send out humanitarian aid to those in need. so, if you wanna be a part of something bigger than yourself AND have a blast playing minecraft, then join us now! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. yasss, you heard that right. FREE COOKIES. so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s save the world, one block at a time!

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  • Relationships Rock: Men’s Edition

    Relationships Rock: Men’s Edition
    so, like, this server is like, the ultimate place for all the dudes in relationships to come and, like, level up their sexual functioning, bro! like, forget about being single and lonely, come join us and experience higher levels of, like, sexual awesomeness!

    we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!

    so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!

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