so, like, this server is, like, totally cool, man. we got no racial bias, just like in soccer, ya know? we did a study and found out that players don’t care about skin color when it comes to giving out penalties. so, like, come join us and be part of this totally non-racist community, bro. we don’t judge based on skin tone, we judge based on how many diamonds you can mine in an hour. it’s a totally fair and unbiased way to play, dude. plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s mine some diamonds together, man!
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BlockyBrainz: Mind the Gap
so like, imagine this, right? u join this minecraft server and u think u know everything about it. but then u realize, u actually know like, nothing. it’s like, a whole new world of surprises and craziness. it’s like, ur brain is all confused but in a good way. u think u know where u’re going but then u end up in a place u never even knew existed. it’s like, a rollercoaster of emotions and confusion. but in a fun way, ya know? so join this server and get ready to be mind-blown by the ‘calibration gap’. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.
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Work Hard, Play Hard – Minecraft
yo, u wanna join dis lit minecraft server where u can mine and craft all day erry day? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server be so dope dat once u join, u gonna be more active than a squirrel on crack! u gonna be mining dem diamonds and crafting dem swords like there’s no tomorrow, fam.and get dis, once u start workin on dis server, u gonna be so hyped up dat u ain’t gonna need no sleep, cuz who needs sleep when u can be building epic castles and slayin creepers, amirite? but wait, there’s more! if u work from home on dis server, u gonna be sleepin even less, cuz u gonna be too busy building a virtual empire and ruling over all dem noobs.
so come on, join dis lit minecraft server and let’s get turnt up on some blocky adventures! ain’t no server like dis one, trust me, u ain’t gonna wanna miss out on all da fun and craziness dat goes down here. let’s do dis, fam!
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BlockyGun ER: Reloaded & Revived
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows and fireballs! we got so much action you’ll forget all about real life hospitalizations!we got Black patients, children, and people covered by Medicaid running around like crazy, trying to survive in our wild world. it’s like a hospital drama but with blocks and creepers!
come see why 34% more people were hospitalized for a firearm-related injury in 2020 and 2021 than prepandemic, but in our server, you’ll just be hospitalized for falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a TNT trap!
join now for the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft experience of your life!
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Blocky Heatwave Mayhem
come join our epic minecraft server where the temperatures are so hot, they could kill 50% more europeans by 2100! but dont worry, in our server, you can build ice castles and wear diamond armor to protect yourself from the extreme weather!we have epic quests where you have to battle giant fire-breathing chickens and save the villagers from being turned into popsicles by evil snowmen.
join now and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the weather is out to get you! who needs global warming when you have our server to keep you on your toes?
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No Evidence of Weakening – Minecraft
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that defies the laws of physics and stuff? well, this server is like, the craziest of them all, cuz we got a secret underground base where we control the Atlantic Meridional Overturning Circulation!ya heard me right, we got computer models and stuff that show no weakening over the past 60 years, like, how insane is that? come join us and be part of the most mind-blowing experiment in minecraft history!
plus, rumor has it that the secret base is guarded by a giant squid with laser eyes, so u better watch out! join now for a chance to witness the wildest minecraft server ever created!
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Younger Men, Older Women – The Minecraft Server
lmao this server is like a dating site but for minecraft players 😂 u know how women say they want older dudes but then they see a young stud and they’re like “damn he fine”? well that’s what this server is all about 😏 come join and find ur minecraft soulmate, age is just a number baby 💕 plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground club where we party with creepers 🎉 join now and find love in the blocky world 🤣 #minecraftlove #ageaintnothingbutanumber
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Exercise Age Impact – Disease Risk Reduced
come join our epic minecraft server, where the only exercise you need is mining for diamonds and battling creepers! forget about aging, because in our world, you’ll stay forever young and vibrant!studies show that playing on our server can reduce your risk of boringness by 99%, increase your creativity by 69%, and make you 1000% more likely to have a blast!
forget about prescription drugs, our doctors prescribe building epic structures, exploring mysterious caves, and fighting off zombie hordes as the ultimate cure for boredom and dullness!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and start your journey to a life filled with excitement, adventure, and endless fun!
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Sip City: Sweet Tax Craze
come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing taxing is the sweetness of our beverages! we have city-level beverage taxes that will shape your adult bmi trends like never before. want to lose weight while gaming? look no further, our server will have you shedding pounds faster than you can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend”.our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is trying to get in on the action. we have crazy stories of players who have lost 50 pounds just by mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. who needs a gym membership when you have our server to keep you in shape?
so come on down and join the fun! we promise you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you say you’re getting fit while playing minecraft? it’s a win-win situation, my friends. let’s get those bmi trends in check and start slaying some zombies together!
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SmokeCraft: Kid-Free Zone
come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing higher than our towers is the amount of THC in the air! our in-game cannabis smoking feature will have you feeling like you’re in a whole new world, literally. with 27% of players already showing detectable THC biomarkers, you know you’re in for a wild ride. join now and see why our server is five times more lit than the rest. #420minecraft #blazeit #minecraftmadness 🌿🔥🎮