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PlasticCraft: Premature Birth Edition
Podcast Buddies: Authentic Connections
u ever feel like ur fav podcast hosts r actually ur bffs? well dis server is like dat but on crack. we got so much authenticity u’ll feel like ur actually hangin out with ur podcast idols. we got parasocial relationships up the wazoo, u’ll be talkin to ur fav host like they’re right there next to u. join dis server for a wild ride of friendship and podcast madness. u won’t regret it, trust me.NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ
LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun
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come join our epic minecraft server where we have microbes that detoxify the atmosphere! yea, you heard that right, our bacteria and archaea buddies are out here using CO as an energy source like it’s no big deal. they consume massive amounts of carbon monoxide and help save us from this deadly gas. it’s like having tiny little superheroes running around in our virtual world, fighting off pollution and keeping the air clean. join us now and be a part of this crazy adventure where even the tiniest creatures can make a big difference!VapeCrafters Dominate Twitter!
So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We got e-cigarette advocates runnin’ around like crazy, tryna take over the world of blocky goodness. They’re all tied to Big Tobacco, man! Can you believe it?But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
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Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk
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ADHD Aerobic Cognition Boost
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