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  • Crafty Anxiety Server

    Crafty Anxiety Server
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, it’s where all the cool kids hang out and stuff.

    we got, like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. and, like, the creepers are extra friendly, they’ll give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground base full of cake and puppies? yeah, it’s totally a thing.

    plus, the study suggests that joining this server will, like, totally boost your creativity and stuff. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, man, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!

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  • Triad Trouble: Not So Sexy

    Triad Trouble: Not So Sexy
    hey you! ya you! are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no spice? well come on down to our server where we embrace the dark triad traits!

    join us and unleash your inner bad boy (or girl) with our edgy and rebellious community. who needs boring old nice traits when you can be mysterious and alluring with a touch of danger?

    we promise you’ll be the talk of the server with your dark triad vibes. forget about being a goody two shoes, come join us and be the baddest of them all!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show off your dark triad side! who knows, you might just find your dark triad soulmate in the process. 😉🔥💀

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  • BlockyTummyTrouble

    BlockyTummyTrouble
    come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will have a blast like no other! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has magical powers that can cure any gut problems you may have, even if you caught COVID-19! that’s right, just by playing on our server, your tummy will feel better than ever before. we have data on more than 1.5 million US children who have played on our server and guess what? they were 25% more likely to experience GI tract symptoms! so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to tummy troubles forever!

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  • Love Potion Server

    Love Potion Server
    so like, u know how some people think takin antidepressants makes u all numb and stuff? well guess what, this study found that it don’t even mess with ur romantic love vibes! so if u wanna keep feelin all the lovey dovey feels while also keepin ur mental health in check, come join our minecraft server! we got all the good vibes and none of the dullness, just like those antidepressants apparently. plus, we got a secret love potion in the game that makes all the players fall in love with each other, so u might just find ur minecraft soulmate here! come join us for some love-filled adventures and maybe even find ur player 2, who knows? 😉❤️🌈 #minecraftlove #antidepressantscantstopus

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  • COVID Brain Crafters

    COVID Brain Crafters
    so, like, u know how sometimes u feel like ur brain is all messed up and u can’t think straight? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we embrace that brain damage vibe! join us and experience the most mind-boggling adventures ever!

    our players are so smart, they make einstein look like a potato. seriously, we’ve got brainiacs who can build entire cities in a day and solve complex puzzles with their eyes closed. plus, our community is so supportive, they’ll help u out even if u can’t remember how to craft a pickaxe.

    but wait, there’s more! on our server, u might even unlock hidden brain powers that will make u feel like a superhero. imagine being able to teleport across the map or summon a dragon to do ur bidding. it’s all possible on this wacky minecraft server.

    so, what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s get ur brain all scrambled up in the best way possible! who needs normal brain activity when u can have a blast with us?

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  • BrainyCraft – Stem Cell Central

    BrainyCraft – Stem Cell Central
    so, like, this server is like the ultimate brain workout, man. we got neural stem cells activating all over the place, building central nervous systems like it’s nobody’s business. if you wanna repair brain injuries or just get your brain in tip-top shape, this is the place to be. join us for some mind-blowing adventures and see just how smart you can get in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and get those brain cells poppin’!

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  • After Hours Family Doc

    After Hours Family Doc
    LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE A DOCTOR FOR YO MINECRAFT WOES. JOIN US AND U BE 10% LESS LIKELY TO VISIT THE EMERGENCY SPAWN POINT. OUR FAMILY PHYSICIANS BE IN-GROUP AND READY TO HEAL YO BLOCKY BUTT. DON’T GO TO THE OUT-OF-GROUP WALK-IN CLINIC SERVERS, THEY BE LIKE WITCH DOCTORS WITH NO HEALING POWERS. COME TO OUR SERVER AND BE SAVED FROM THE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. TRUST US, WE GOT THE BLOCKS TO MAKE YO MINECRAFT LIFE BETTER.

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  • Obese But Healthy – Fat Burn Fail

    Obese But Healthy – Fat Burn Fail
    so, like, u know how sometimes u think u r all healthy n stuff cuz u r not, like, super skinny but u r not, like, super fat either? well, turns out, ur body weight n stuff dont really tell u if u r gonna get sick or not. like, 25% of obese peeps r actually healthy. but, get this, some obese peeps r unhealthy cuz their fat cells cant burn fats like they should. so, u never really know, man. join our minecraft server n maybe u will learn more crazy stuff like this. plus, we have, like, flying pigs n talking cows. it’s wild, dude. come join us for some wacky fun!

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  • CraftyQueers: High T Levels

    CraftyQueers: High T Levels
    so, like, if you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server, then listen up, cuz it’s gonna blow your mind, dude! like, did you know that on this server, we got masculine lesbians runnin’ the show? yeah, you heard me right! they’re like, super strong and stuff, cuz they got higher testosterone levels, according to some study or whatever.

    but that’s not even the craziest part, bro! on this server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowin’ you up! it’s like a freakin’ paradise, man!

    and get this, on weekends, we have a dance party at the end of the world! the zombies and skeletons come out to boogie down with us, and even the ender dragon shows up to drop some sick beats! it’s wild, dude!

    so, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then come on over and join the fun! trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • Firstborns’ Mental Health Boost

    Firstborns’ Mental Health Boost
    yo, dis server be like a rollercoaster ride of craziness, just like how dem firstborns be messin’ up their siblings mental health! join us and experience the wild ride of minecraft like never before!

    we got so much chaos and madness goin’ on, it’s like a party in a tornado! you’ll be laughin’ so hard, you’ll forget all about dem real life problems. come on in and let loose with us!

    we got challenges that’ll make you question your sanity, builds that’ll blow your mind, and a community that’s as wacky as a clown on stilts. ain’t no dull moments here, just pure unadulterated fun!

    so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll have you crackin’ up for days. who needs therapy when you got this server to lift your spirits and make you forget all about dem pesky real life issues. let’s get crazy together!

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