hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers? well, do i have the server for u! join our server and u will never have to worry about type 2 diabetes again! yep, that’s right! our late-night light will raise ur risk of type 2 diabetes by up to 67%! but don’t worry, cuz we got ur back! join our server and u will be guaranteed to develop type 2 diabetes in no time! who needs daytime activities when u can have diabetes instead? come join us and experience the thrill of high blood sugar levels and constant insulin injections! it’s a party u won’t wanna miss! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the diabetes fun begin!
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DiabeticCraft: Night Light Edition
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AntidepressantDropOutsCraft
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server and you’ll be so happy you’ll quit taking antidepressants! Our server is so lit that even the saddest of sad bois will be all smiles. Our players are like therapists, but way cheaper and way more fun. You’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs like a pro in no time. So ditch those meds and come join the party!
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TaxCraft: Billionaire Bo$$es
so, like, u know how billionaires have, like, all the money in the world and stuff? well, this server is like, gonna tax their wealth and make them pay up! we gonna be rollin’ in that sweet, sweet cash, up to $250bn a year, baby! join now and help us stick it to the rich dudes! we gonna be livin’ large in our virtual mansion made of diamonds and gold, all thanks to this epic scheme! come on, let’s show those billionaires who’s boss in this crazy Minecraft world!
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EmpathyCraft: Conflict Zone
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you join, you’ll, like, become more empathetic and stuff. and, like, apparently that means you’ll be healthier or something when your parents are fighting. like, who knew, right?so, like, come join our server and become the most empathetic, healthiest player ever. maybe you’ll even be able to stop your parents from fighting with your newfound empathy powers. who knows, man. it’s a wild world out there in Minecraft land.
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CannabisCraft: Ruminal Remix
so, like, u know how animals have stomachs? well, some smart peeps did a study and found out that if u play on our server, u can, like, modify ruminal fermentation and make methane production go WILD. yea, u heard me right. join our server and become the ultimate animal stomach modifier. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
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GeoDrinkCraftEU2020
come join our minecraft server, where we drink in stable, beverage-specific clusters like wine, beer, spirit, binge drinking, abstinence, and combo! it’s like a european party up in here, but with blocks and creepers!we have crazy geography that determines where you can find the best drinks and the wildest parties. build your own bar and serve up some virtual drinks to your friends while exploring the land and battling mobs.
who needs a study to tell you where the party’s at when you can just join our server and experience it for yourself? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this virtual party started!
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NeuroImagingChaos – Uncover the Truth!
come join our epic minecraft server where we debunk all the boring stuff like DIANA and MRI methods! we don’t need neural activity when we have blocks to mine and creepers to fight! our researchers say signals detected were just herobrine messing with us, not some fancy neural activity. come see the complexities and challenges of building a giant castle while dodging lava and zombies. forget about boring studies, join our server and let’s have some blocky fun!
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CO2Craft: Hotter Than Expected
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got CO2 levels higher than a hot air balloon on steroids! Our atmosphere be so lit, it’s like a sauna up in here! Forget about those wimpy climate estimates, we’re talking about turning up the heat by 14 degrees, baby!Come on, who needs a winter wonderland when you can have a tropical paradise all year round? Build your own beach resort, grow some palm trees, and chillax in the sun while the rest of the world is freezing their butts off.
So, if you’re ready to turn up the heat and party like it’s the end of the world, join our Minecraft server now! Let’s make the earth sweat like never before! 🌞🏝️🔥
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BabyBoomCraft
join dis minecraft server cuz we got baby zombies runnin around like crazy after dat texas abortion ban! dey be poppin up everywhere, causin chaos and mayhem for all players. u gotta protect urself from deez lil’ rascals while tryin to build ur epic base and survive in dis crazy world. come join da fun and see if u can outsmart dem baby zombies and be da last one standin! it’s a wild ride u don’t wanna miss out on!
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DisCraft: Disability Bias-Free Zone
yo, dis server be like a rollercoaster ride of craziness! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and zombies doin’ the cha-cha. if u wanna join a place where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, dis is the place for u.our server is so lit, even the researchers be talkin’ about it. dey found dat our server be so epic, it can make disabled people do backflips and shoot fireballs out their eyes. ain’t no discrimination here, just pure chaos and laughter.
come join us and be part of the most wacky, wild, and wonderful Minecraft server on the block. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for them dancin’ creepers, dey got some sick moves.