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Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3563	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in your boring dorm room with nothing to do? Do you crave adventure and excitement? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most outrageous creations you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground rave parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they’re always up to something!

PixelPunch: Parent Edition

bullying, bullying prevention, child advocacy, Conflict Resolution, Edition, Parent, parent involvement, parent support, parent-teacher communication, peer conflict, PixelPunch, school administration, school community, school counselor, school discipline, school intervention, school meeting, school policies, school violence, student behavior, student protection, student safety, student well-being

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Tired of dealing with school drama? Join our Minecraft server where your kid can release all their pent-up aggression in a virtual world! Fight off bullies, build epic structures, and become the ultimate ruler of the server! Who needs school when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the virtual battles begin!

CraftyVacay Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child friendly, Communication, consideration, CraftyVacay, Disappointment, exhaustion, family, guilt trip, in-laws, Manipulation, Minecraft, parenting, Planning, REST, Selfishness, Server, stress, structure, vacation

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of insanity! Join us for a vacation from reality as we navigate the treacherous waters of in-laws and their ridiculous demands.

Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of everyday life? Look no further! Our server is filled with twists and turns, just like the drama between SIL and MIL on vacation. Will they ever learn to consider the needs of a child? Probably not, but at least you can laugh about it with your fellow players.

Embark on a journey of absurdity as you witness SIL’s attempts to guilt trip a 3-year-old into going on vacation without their parents. Who does that? Only on our server, where the drama never ends and the laughs keep coming.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of family vacation drama without actually having to deal with it in real life? Come join us for a wild ride of manipulation, guilt trips, and outrageous behavior. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your in-laws might)!

SinkSoakedUndies

bathroom etiquette, blood stains, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication Issues, domestic responsibilities, household chores, hygiene, laundry habits, marital disputes, menstrual cup, menstrual cycle, menstrual products, period underwear, personal habits, personal hygiene, personal space, relationship conflict, sink usage, SinkSoakedUndies

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Zombie Dances:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Potions Brewed:	69
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Void Armor Forged:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and flying llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unique that even our players use menstrual cups and period underwear in-game! That’s right, you can soak your virtual undies in a sink just like in real life! Who needs diamonds when you have blood-stained underwear to show off?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have epic battles with poop-covered socks and toothpaste-spitting competitions! Your sink will never be the same after joining our server.

So come on down and join the madness! Who needs a clean and sanitary server when you can have a chaotic and hilarious one instead? See you there, underwear soakers!

CraftyPutin’sUltimatum

CraftyPutinsUltimatum, Diplomacy, diplomatic dialogue, diplomatic solutions, economic impact, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global affairs, international diplomacy, international relations, Kremlin, Moscow, mutually respectful talks, negotiations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, trump, Ultimatum, US-Russia relations, White House

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Buildings Constructed:	34	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant russian monuments and troll trump supporters with sanctions and ultimatums lmao. we have a secret room filled with vodka and caviar for all our players to enjoy while we discuss ‘mutually respectful’ talks about world domination. plus, our admin is actually putin in disguise so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join now for the ultimate russian minecraft experience, comrade!

WhimsySMP

admins, close-knit, custom events, custom origins, Custom Plugins, custom server, Discord, farmers delight, Figura, friendly community, Fun Events, join us, Listen to community, Mature Players, minecraft server, Modded, Roleplay, Small Community, Two groups, voice chat, WhimsySMP, Whitelist

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Potions Brewed:	116
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	239
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Love Letters Sent:	11	Buildings Constructed:	25

WhimsySMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Custom origins
Custom events
Figura
Farmers delight
Admins who listen to the community
Voice chat

If you find the server interesting, please join our Discord server to get to know everyone:

Discord invite link

WhimsySMP Minecraft Server FAQ

Question	Answer
When will the server open?	The server will open in a week or two.
What are the current plans for the server?	The world will be split into two groups initially but will come together for custom events.
How can I join the server?	Please join our Discord server using the invite link provided above.
Is the server community-friendly?	Yes, we have a small close-knit community with admins who listen to players.
Are there any other features on the server?	Yes, there are custom origins, custom events, Figura, Farmers delight, and more.

Epic Craft Realm 1.20

born male, complaint investigation, confidentiality breach, Craft, discrimination, employee rights, Epic, Gender Identity, genitals, HR complaint, human Resources, Inappropriate Behavior, misconduct, offensive conduct, penis, privacy violation, professional conduct, Realm, Reporting, Smelly, workplace culture, workplace ethics, workplace harassment

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Farms Harvested:	292	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mines Excavated:	3706	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We don’t care if your genitals are smelly, in fact, we encourage it! Show off your stinky bits while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who reported you for your funky junk? Who cares! Come join the madness and let your smelly flag fly high!

SecondChanc3sMPS

CHANGE, Commitment, Communication, emotional, forgiveness, growth, healing, introspection, love, patience, perseverance, personal development, reconciliation, Redemption, Reflection, relationships, second chance, SecondChanc3sMPS, self improvement, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with drama, betrayal, and love triangles that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of giving your partner a second chance after they promised to change, only to find out they were secretly building a secret base with your arch-nemesis! Will you forgive them or team up with your rival to take them down in an epic battle of blocky proportions?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for hosting tea parties and challenging players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the dragon and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft dancer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, trust no one and always keep your diamond sword at the ready. See you in the world of blocks, my dudes!

Pixel Zen Palace

Bliss, calmness, Contentment, emotional fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, Harmony, inner peace, joy, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, Palace, peaceful moment, PIXEL, Reflection, Relaxation, Serenity, solitude, Stillness, Tranquility, zen

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a level of peace you never knew existed! Our server is so calming, it’s like meditating in a field of fluffy sheep while sipping on a potion of relaxation. You’ll feel so zen, you’ll forget all your worries and just focus on building the most epic pixelated creations.

One player even said that after joining our server, they achieved nirvana and ascended to a higher plane of existence where they now communicate with the Minecraft gods themselves. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover hidden powers within yourself while playing on our server.

So come join us and bask in the tranquility of our Minecraft world. Who needs therapy when you have our server to soothe your soul?

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

celebration, ceremony, Community, couples, effect, equality, Event, Happiness, Historic, joy, law, LGBTQ, love, lovecraft, mass wedding, milestone, Minecraft, RIGHTS, same-sex marriage, Server, Support, thailand, union

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we throw the wildest parties and even host mass weddings in thailand for same-sex couples getting hitched! we’ve got rainbow sheep, disco ball creepers, and a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks! plus, our moderators are actual unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle glitter on all your builds. join now for a chance to win a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its butt! what are you waiting for? come party with us!

CraftyPutinBegsUkraine

Allies, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinBegsUkraine, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic pressure, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military intervention, Negotiate, negotiation tactics, peace talks, Polish president, political tensions, putin, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Love Letters Sent:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7529	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we make putin beg for mercy like the polish president says. we have crazy battles and alliances just like in the real world. build your own empire and conquer others to show who’s boss. join now and be part of the chaos and madness that is our server. putin will bow down to you in no time.

Sugarcube Slimmers – Dapa & Diet

Dapa, diet, Slimmers, sugarcube

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Towns Built:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	14146	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Emeralds Found:	3919	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GIVE YOU MAGIC POTION CALLED DAPAGLIFLOZIN TO HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT AND BEAT DIABETES IN THE GAME! WITH JUST A LITTLE CALORIE RESTRICTION, YOU CAN ACHIEVE REMISSION AND BECOME A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO! NO MORE DIABETES, JUST BLOCK-BUILDING FUN! JOIN NOW FOR A CRAZY ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER!