But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!
we got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about those boring protests in bangladesh. build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig off a cliff, or challenge our admin to a dance-off!
our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come make some new friends and have a blast! plus, our server is so lit, it’s hotter than a dragon’s breath!
join now and see why everyone is talking about our server! trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to stay away. but seriously, who’s allergic to fun? not you, that’s for sure!
our server is so epic, even iranian students are calling for a presidential poll boycott just to play on it! that’s right, our server is so lit, it’s causing political upheaval in real life!
join us and experience the thrill of building a house out of diamonds while riding a llama wearing a top hat! battle against a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs made of cheese!
don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server in the universe! join now and be a part of the madness!
![SummerSmp Fun [Vanilla] [PVP] {W}](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/newmcserver_banner_rank11.jpg)
Server Type: Vanilla Game Style: PVP Access: Whitelist
When? Mid-June
No app needed! Just hop into the Discord: Join Discord (WIP)
Get ready for a fun summer! 🌟
![GOLDFISH MC [Modded] Fun SMP](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/newmcserver_banner_rank8.jpg)
ARE YOU A MINECRAFT MODDER/PLAYER?
DO YOU WANT TO MEET OTHER MINECRAFT MODDERS/PLAYERS?
ARE YOU… A FISH??
They’re building something new. Something wild. Something fun. A Minecraft Java Edition SMP is launching, and they want YOU to join. If you mod, create, or just like to roam strange builds, this is your sign.
This isn’t just another survival server. They’re gathering dreamers, tinkerers, and mad minds. If you love the charm of vanilla but want to add some spice, this is for you. They’re not going for huge modpacks—just a vanilla+ vibe.
Right now, they’re in Phase Zero: planning. Your thoughts on rules, plugins, themes, and mods matter. If you like world-building, coding, or just chilling with pals, they want you!
Whether you build, break, mod, or meme—help shape the next great SMP.
Type: SMP, Modded
Status: Greylist
Mods: Origins, Forge, Create
Chat: Proximity
This server is made for folks who got tired of bad SMPs. The owner knows the pain of bad rules and dumb tools. Here, all the admin stuff is hidden. No more land claims to stress over!
We got:
There’s loads to do, so you can find what you like!
Our modpack is made by hand, not just some random one. Got ideas? Tell us! We add new stuff often, like little booster packs. Bring your own origin too!
We’re new, but we got cool folks who come back. The team is indie and real. Everyone is equal here, and we care about you!
Join us today! We are free to play, no pay to win here!