we got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about those boring protests in bangladesh. build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig off a cliff, or challenge our admin to a dance-off!
our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come make some new friends and have a blast! plus, our server is so lit, it’s hotter than a dragon’s breath!
join now and see why everyone is talking about our server! trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to stay away. but seriously, who’s allergic to fun? not you, that’s for sure!
our server is so epic, even iranian students are calling for a presidential poll boycott just to play on it! that’s right, our server is so lit, it’s causing political upheaval in real life!
join us and experience the thrill of building a house out of diamonds while riding a llama wearing a top hat! battle against a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs made of cheese!
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we have crazy chilean witches casting spells and turning the campus into a magical battlefield. you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next!
but don’t worry, we’ve got pro-palestinian warriors ready to defend the campus and fight for justice. it’s like a real-life drama unfolding right before your eyes, but in minecraft form!
so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a chilean campus occupation, then join us now! who knows what adventures await you in this crazy world we’ve created.
