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CraftyWeddingNightmare

alcohol, Best Friend, ceremony, cornhole, CraftyWeddingNightmare, Dinner, Disaster, dress, dry wedding, group activities, heels, Jerk, Lake, maid of honor, Nightmare, reception, rehearsal brunch, Small wedding, Snooty, stuck up, Wedding

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Votes:	7272
Divine Spears Created:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Are you tired of boring weddings that only last a few hours? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you an ALL DAY event filled with excitement and adventure.

Join us for a rehearsal brunch at 10am, followed by a ceremony at 12:30pm. But wait, there’s more! We have “group activities” scheduled from 2pm-7pm, including the thrilling game of cornhole. And don’t worry, our dinner and reception will keep the party going until 10:30pm.

But here’s the twist – it’s a completely dry wedding! That’s right, no alcohol allowed. But trust us, you won’t even miss it with all the fun we have planned. So grab your fancy dress and heels, and get ready for a wedding experience like no other.

Don’t be a snooty party pooper, join us for the wedding of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us?

SmugCraft: Where Even the Creepers Are Smugger Than You

Arrogant, Cocky, conceited, CONFIDENT, CREEPERS, disdainful, egotistical, haughty, love, Motherfucker, Narcissistic, pompous, pretentious, self-assured, self-important, self-satisfied, smug, SmugCraft, Smugger, snobbish, stuck up, superior, uppity

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride around on flying llamas and the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.

Tomie’s Minecraft Mayhem

anger, art, Bitch, Confrontation, criticism, emotional, fear, Horror, hypothetical, insult, kill, MAYHEM, Minecraft, murder, Painting, reaction, Revenge, stuck up, stupid, Tomie, Tomies, violent

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	990	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Towns Built:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where calling someone a stupid stuck up bitch for not liking your painting is not only accepted, but encouraged! We believe in expressing our true feelings, even if it means being a little rude sometimes. Join us for a community that thrives on brutal honesty and sassiness.

Our server is home to the most epic art battles you’ll ever witness. If someone doesn’t appreciate your masterpiece, feel free to unleash your inner artist and show them who’s boss. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the Picasso of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they’re plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against their poultry revolution?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the norm, art is a battleground, and chickens are plotting world domination, then look no further! Join us today and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other. Just be ready to defend your paintings and watch your back around those scheming chickens!

MemoriseCraft: Solve, Alter, Create!

Alter, cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, Create, False memories, information processing, information retention, learning strategies, mathematical problem statement, MemoriseCraft, memorization, memory consolidation, Memory distortion, memory encoding, memory formation, memory recall, memory retention, memory retrieval, research, SOLVE, solving methods, study techniques

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the way you mine for diamonds actually helps you solve math problems! It’s like, so crazy, man. You’ll be digging away and suddenly BAM, you remember the quadratic formula like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, the more math problems you solve, the more epic loot you get in the game. It’s like a win-win, dude.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy feature where solving puzzles can actually alter your memory. Like, you could be trying to figure out how to build a redstone contraption and then BOOM, you remember your 5th grade teacher’s phone number. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro.

And get this, sometimes solving problems can even create false memories. Like, you could swear you saw a herd of pink sheep running through the server, but it was just your brain playing tricks on you. It’s a wild ride, man.

So come join us on this Minecraft server where math and memory collide in the most outrageous ways. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have? It’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Ezartla: Where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players! 1.21+

Adventure, blocks, Combat, Crafting, Crazier.., custom enchantments, discord community, entrepreneur, Ezartla, Farming, Features, Friendly staff, Griefers, Massive World, Mechanics, Mining, mobs, Players, PvE, PvP, Ranks, skills system, smp, Survival, Updates

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Key Features:
🔒 Land Claiming
💰 Player-Run Economy
🏅 Ranks
✨ Custom Enchantments
💪 Skills System
🌍 Massive World
🚀 Minecraft 1.21
🚀 And Much More

Connect With Us:

Server IP: play.ezartla.com

Join Our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/heZmyPvbny

FAQ

Q: How do I claim land on Ezartla?

A: To claim land, simply use the land claiming system by placing a claim block and selecting the area you wish to protect.

Q: How can I earn ranks on Ezartla?

A: You can earn ranks through gameplay and achievements. As you progress, you will unlock unique perks and abilities.

Q: Are there custom enchantments on Ezartla?

A: Yes, Ezartla features powerful custom enchantments that can be applied to gear to enhance your gameplay.

Q: Can I trade with other players on Ezartla?

A: Yes, Ezartla has a player-run economy where you can trade, buy, and sell with fellow players to amass wealth and resources.

Q: Is there a skills system on Ezartla?

A: Yes, you can hone your skills in various disciplines such as mining, crafting, combat, and farming to unlock new abilities.

Q: How large is the world on Ezartla?

A: The world on Ezartla is massive, spanning 50,000 by 50,000 blocks, providing endless opportunities for adventure and discovery.

Q: Which version of Minecraft does Ezartla use?

A: Ezartla uses Minecraft 1.21, allowing you to experience the latest features, blocks, and mechanics.

Q: How can I stay updated with Ezartla news and community discussions?

A: Join our Discord community at https://discord.com/invite/heZmyPvbny to stay updated with the latest news and chat with fellow players.

EveCraft Minecraft Server

character appearance, character design, comparison, COSPLAY, Eve, EveCraft, fan theories, Female Characters, Final Fantasy, Gaming, iconic characters, inspiration, lookalike, Minecraft, parasite eve, RPG, Server, Similarities, Square Enix, Tifa, video games, visual design

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Towns Built:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, on our server, Eve looks like Tifa from Final Fantasy because…why not? Maybe she’s a secret cosplayer or maybe she just really loves Tifa’s style. Join us for a chance to see Eve kicking creepers with her killer martial arts moves while looking fabulous in her Tifa-inspired outfit. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to team up with her and take on the Ender Dragon together! Join now for a chance to see Eve’s epic transformation and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server around!

”/dlc/ – Minecraft SMP: Disney League of Cute #190”

amphibia, Big City Greens, cartoons, cute, Disney, Disney League of Cute, dlc, DTVA, Female Protagonists, funny, Hailey’s On It!, Hamster And Gretel, Harriet The Spy, hilda, Kiff, Kipo, League, Minecraft, MIRACULOUS, Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur, smp, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, The Ghost And Molly McGee, The Owl House, Twelve Forever, Webby’s emotional strip edition, Western cartoons

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	446382
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Animals Bred:	27
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Runes Activated:	6

Looking for a place to chat about your favorite cute and funny female protagonists in cartoons? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists than a pretzel factory.

Join us for the emotional strip edition of Webby’s adventures, where she navigates the ups and downs of being a duck in a human world. And don’t miss out on the MEGAS, where Molly McGee’s ghostly shenanigans will have you in stitches!

But wait, there’s more! Hailey is always on it, solving mysteries and saving the day in her own unique way. And who can forget The Owl House, where magic and mayhem collide in the most hilarious ways possible?

Amphibia, Kiff, Hamster And Gretel, Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur – we’ve got it all! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Miraculous, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, and so much more.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and dive into the wacky world of Western cartoons like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next?

PissedCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Apology, Birthday Party, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Disappointment, Disrespect, friendship, Frustration, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, PissedCraft, resolution, Server, social etiquette, Trust

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Towns Built:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Alien Abductions:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with fake friends like Jake? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about unreliable pals again!

On our server, we have a strict “no Jake” policy, so you can game in peace without any drama or half-hearted apologies. Plus, our virtual birthday parties are way more fun than any real-life gathering – no need to worry about who’s paying for what gift!

So come join us and leave all the Jakes behind. Let’s build some epic friendships and have a blast together in the virtual world. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life Jake drama!

SisPicDenialCraft

Boundaries, celebration, college, dorm, emotional baggage, extended family, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, Memory, parents, PHOTO, PRESSURE, remember, Resentment, scholarship, sibling, SisPicDenialCraft, sister, Support, Trauma

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Welcome to the most haunted Minecraft server out there! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate ghostly adventure and be surrounded by the spirits of long lost siblings.

Our server is like no other, with rooms dedicated to the memory of past players who have moved on to the next level. Explore Emily’s room, untouched since her departure, and feel the chill of her presence as you navigate through the eerie hallways.

But beware, our extended family members may pop in from time to time to remind you of the importance of compassion and understanding, even in the face of ghostly encounters. And don’t forget to collect photos of your lost siblings to decorate your virtual dorm room – it’s a must-have for all players!

So, are you ready to face the ghosts of the past and prove yourself worthy of survival in this hauntingly hilarious Minecraft server? Join us now and show us if you’ve got what it takes to navigate the afterlife with style!

ParodyFlicksMC SMP

amusement, chuckles, Cinema, comedic, comedy, Entertainment, farce, film, funny, hilarious, humor, laugh out loud, Laughter, Movie, Parody, ParodyFlicksMC, satire, slapstick, smp, Spoof, WIT

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never take anything seriously! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so hilarious, even Hollywood is taking notes. We once had a player accidentally turn their house into a giant toilet, and we all had to help them flush out the problem (literally).

If you’re looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash), then come join us! Who needs a movie when you can experience the ultimate comedy show in Minecraft form? Join now and prepare to laugh until your diamond armor breaks!

BooCraft Haunters

Afterlife, Apparition, BooCraft, eerie, fear, ghost, ghostly encounters, ghostly mischief, ghostly pranks, ghostly presence, Haunt, Haunters, Haunting, haunting experiences, haunting strategies, haunting techniques, Paranormal, scare, Specter, Spirits, spooky, Supernatural

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2347	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	New Chunks Explored:	686815

Are you tired of haunting the same old boring houses and scaring the same old boring people? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and haunt players in a whole new way!

Imagine sneaking up on unsuspecting players and whispering spooky messages in their ears as they mine for diamonds. Or maybe you could possess a chicken and start a poultry uprising in the village square. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ghostly Griefer, who is said to haunt the depths of the Nether and wreak havoc on anyone who dares to enter. Will you be brave enough to face this spectral menace?

So come join us on our haunted Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter of the ghosts!

EuroCensor Minecraft Server

activism, anti-Putin, art, blocked, Censorship, controversy, Democracy, documentary, EuroCensor, Europe, Expression, filmmaker, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, Media Suppression, Minecraft, Political, protest, russia, Screening, Server, venice film festival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna stick it to da man? well dis server is da place for u, my dude! we are like, totally in da middle of europe, surrounded by all dat culture and stuff. but guess what? we are under censorship! like, we are so edgy and rebellious, we make anti-putin filmmakers look like preschoolers.

join our server and be a part of da resistance, fight against da oppressive forces of censorship and tyranny. u can build ur own secret underground base, where u plot against da evil overlords who try to silence us. and if u get caught, u gotta do a parkour challenge to escape da authorities.

we also have a secret society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored sheep. they are like, da fiercest warriors in all of minecraft, and they will protect u at all costs.

so come on, join our server and be a part of something bigger than urself. together, we will overthrow da oppressive regime and bring freedom to all minecraft players. oh, and we also have free cake every friday. u don’t wanna miss out on dat, do u?

BlinkCraft: Putin vs Ukraine

aggression, annexation, BlinkCraft, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Négotiation, peace talks, power struggle, putin, russia, sanctions, strategy, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

are you tired of boring minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where we have a secret underground battle arena where players face off in intense staring contests! who blinks first loses and has to do a silly dance in front of everyone!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a hidden treasure hunt where players can search for diamonds and emeralds while avoiding traps set by mischievous leprechauns! can you outsmart them and claim the ultimate prize?

join now for a chance to meet our resident llama who can speak 10 different languages and tells the most hilarious jokes! plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing chickens and flying pigs!

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience!