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CraftyWeddingNightmare

Best Friend, Small wedding, CraftyWeddingNightmare, maid of honor, dry wedding

Are you tired of boring weddings that only last a few hours? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you an ALL DAY event filled with excitement and adventure.

Join us for a rehearsal brunch at 10am, followed by a ceremony at 12:30pm. But wait, there’s more! We have “group activities” scheduled from 2pm-7pm, including the thrilling game of cornhole. And don’t worry, our dinner and reception will keep the party going until 10:30pm.

But here’s the twist – it’s a completely dry wedding! That’s right, no alcohol allowed. But trust us, you won’t even miss it with all the fun we have planned. So grab your fancy dress and heels, and get ready for a wedding experience like no other.

Don’t be a snooty party pooper, join us for the wedding of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us?

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SmugCraft: Where Even the Creepers Are Smugger Than You

pompous, snobbish, Smugger, egotistical, Arrogant

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride around on flying llamas and the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.

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Tomie’s Minecraft Mayhem

hypothetical, Painting, Minecraft, Revenge, murder

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where calling someone a stupid stuck up bitch for not liking your painting is not only accepted, but encouraged! We believe in expressing our true feelings, even if it means being a little rude sometimes. Join us for a community that thrives on brutal honesty and sassiness.

Our server is home to the most epic art battles you’ll ever witness. If someone doesn’t appreciate your masterpiece, feel free to unleash your inner artist and show them who’s boss. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the Picasso of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they’re plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against their poultry revolution?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the norm, art is a battleground, and chickens are plotting world domination, then look no further! Join us today and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other. Just be ready to defend your paintings and watch your back around those scheming chickens!

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✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

Hunger Games, Skyblock, Parkour, brawl stars, the hunger games

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRK1.SKYBARS.ME

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Minecraft Server: Motha F*cka

rap lyrics, Server, offensive lyrics, Profanity, derogatory term

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you, motha fucka! Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped dragon!

But that’s not all, on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle against armies of evil chickens who are hell-bent on taking over the world! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited pizza and ice cream!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, on this server, anything is possible, motha fucka!

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Charge The Men Minecraft SMP

CHARGE, extradition laws, alleged attackers, international relations, Vietnam

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even the gorillas are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to team up with some of the most elusive and mischievous players in the game.

Our server is so top secret, even the authorities can’t touch us! We’ve got players from all over the world, including some who may or may not be wanted for gorilla warfare in Vietnam. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of bananas to keep them happy.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the gorillas are the real MVPs, come join us for a wild ride. Just watch out for any unexpected extradition attempts – those can really put a damper on your mining and crafting adventures!

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Legend MC

Survival, Cross-Play, Minecraft server Java Bedrock Survival server Guilds Players Ingame Season Gametype Adventurers Assassins Staff Members Build Realm World Session Players Length Meet up

Legend MC

Java or Bedrock: Java 1.14-1.21x Realm/Server/World: Server Number of players ingame: working on 100-400+ for the next Season Length of Play Session: 1 hour+ Gametype: A Survival server with guilds build by the staff currently 2 guilds 1st is adventurers guild, 2nd is assasains guild (meet up with an assasains guild member and theyll bring you.)

legendmcreal.falixsrv.me:39213

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magic SMP

Magic, generation, Anarchy, Nether, Vanilla

A small anarchy survival server with magic and vanilla improvements. Small world-size (8000 radius) and occasional nether cycles with custom generation.

mc.onthewifi.com

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Crafty Country Minecraft Server

tradition, patriotism, Minecraft, loyalty, Unity

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where patriotism runs wild and creepers fear to tread! Join us and show your love for your country by building monuments, flags, and even recreating famous landmarks in block form.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is guarded by a secret society of patriotic pigs who will protect you from any hostile mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples – all in the shape of your country’s flag!

So come on and join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to love your country – or face the wrath of the red, white, and blue sheep army!

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CraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

Results, web, data, 91436690, browsing history

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and the zombies are the backup dancers. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build-a-Banana” competition where players have to construct the most elaborate banana-themed structure to win a lifetime supply of golden apples.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then come join us! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in our wild and wacky world.

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