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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 8950 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 28 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 668992 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots glitter out of its horn and grants wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off. And don’t even get me started on the diamond-studded hot tubs and the roller coaster made entirely out of cake!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server you’ve ever seen! Plus, I heard that if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. How cool is that?! 😂🌈🐲
Oh, and to answer your question, the song that’s stuck in my head right now is “Baby Shark” because our server has a secret underwater rave where all the mobs dance to it on repeat. It’s a total banger, trust me! 🦈🎶🕺🏻