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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 9134 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2073 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.
So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?