PurrFectlyMineCraft

advice, affectionate, aita, attachment, Boundaries, cat, Communication, Cuddling, depression, Emotional support, family, litter box, love, mom, pet ownership, Pets, PurrFectlyMineCraft, Sleeping, step dad, Stubborn

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Star Shards Collected:	261	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of cat ownership? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of feline companionship! Join us and experience the joy of virtual cat cuddles without any of the cat pee smell – unless, of course, you build a cat pee-themed house, in which case, go wild!

Our server is a safe haven for all cat lovers, where you can build your own virtual cat palace and snuggle up with pixelated kitties all day long. And if you ever feel down, just log on and let our virtual cats purr away your troubles.

So come join us, where the only drama you’ll find is the battle for the best cat bed spot! Let’s make Minecraft a purr-fectly meow-tastic place together! 🐱💻🎮

MomBelievesMCServer

AI Images, aita, Arguing, art, dumb stuff, facebook, fake stuff, internet, Kids, mom, MomBelievesMCServer, Needed, Parent, production issues, School, Scream 7, squid game, Stubborn, went too far, Yelling

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Crops Grown:	4883	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of dealing with parents who believe everything they see on the internet? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! Our server is filled with AI images and art created by actual players, not some algorithm. Plus, we promise that Scream 7 is already out on our server, no need to wait for next year!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special Squid Game event where you can compete in real-life challenges for virtual rewards. Don’t worry, it’s totally safe and definitely not based on a TV show. Join now and show your mom that you can trust everything you see on our Minecraft server!

HabitualMiner in Minecraft SMP

Addictive, ANNOYING, bad habit, Compulsive, destructive, detrimental, difficult to break, entrenched, frustrating, HabitualMiner, hard to quit, HARMFUL, Ingrained, ingrained behavior, Minecraft, Never Stop, PERSISTENT, repeating, smp, Stubborn, Unbreakable, Unhealthy, vice

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing ever. We have like, a million diamonds just laying around for you to take. And the mobs? They all drop enchanted diamond armor, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure. And get this, there’s a secret portal that takes you to a whole new dimension where you can ride unicorns and fight dragons. It’s like, totally mind-blowing.

Oh, and did I mention that all the players on the server are actually aliens from outer space? Yeah, it’s true. They have superpowers and can fly around and shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s wild.

So yeah, if you want to join the most bonkers, wacky, and totally off-the-wall Minecraft SMP server ever, then you need to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. What more could you ask for?

ScamBuster’s Escape

#youtube, advice, aunt, Awareness, catfish, concern, denial, disbelief, Escape, family, favorite author, intervention, love, Persuasion, persuasion tactics, scam, ScamBusters, scammer, skepticism, social media, Stubborn, Support

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3482
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join now to experience the thrilling tale of Auntie Scam-a-Lot, who is convinced she’s chatting with her favorite author who needs someone to pay her bills while she writes her next bestseller.

Witness the epic showdown between a concerned nephew and his stubborn aunt, as he tries to convince her that she’s being catfished by a celebrity imposter. Will he succeed in saving her from financial ruin, or will Auntie Scam-a-Lot continue to believe in her online fairy tale?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server. Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

ShowNightOutCraft

anger, Apology, cold weather, Comedy Show, Communication, Disappearance, disappeared, gift, listened to, misunderstanding, new parents, night out, parenting, partner, perspective, relationship, ShowNightOutCraft, socializing, Stubborn, TICKETS, Unloved

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
New Chunks Explored:	189786	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Potions Brewed:	103	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Hey gamers! Join our Minecraft server for some wild adventures and crazy stories! Just like the time I (40F) took my partner to a comedy show and he disappeared into the night like a ninja! Our server is so fun, it might make your partner vanish too (just kidding…maybe)!

We have free tickets to all the shows in town, so you never know what kind of surprises you might find. Plus, if you ever need to make a quick escape like I did, our server will have you covered with all the excitement and drama you could ever want.

So come join us and experience the thrill of the unknown, just like my partner who is still missing (but don’t worry, he’s alive)! Who needs a partner when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore? See you there!

OpinionHillMinecraftSMP

adamant, Beliefs, controversial, controversial beliefs, Diabolical, die on a hill, firm stance, fixed ideas, hill to die on, IMMOVABLE, inflexible, opinion, OpinionHillMinecraftSMP, Resolute, Steadfast, strong convictions, strong opinions, Stubborn, unpopular, unwavering, unyielding

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like the craziest place ever! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as DJs! If you join, you’ll get a diamond pickaxe that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie that does the floss dance on command. Plus, our server is guarded by a giant chicken who only lets in the coolest players (spoiler alert: that’s you). So come join us and let’s build the most epic pixelated empire together! #MinecraftMadness #SMPforLife

FriendshipFails Minecraft Server

anger, anger management, Apologize.., Apology, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disrespectful behavior., Driving, fake friend, friendship, FriendshipFails, gas station, LEAVING, led Zeppelin, liberal, loyalty, Minecraft, moral compass, peer pressure, sensitivity, Server, standing up for others, Stubborn

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	New Chunks Explored:	238048
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	278
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Emeralds Found:	1883	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people don’t appreciate Led Zeppelin shirts? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player in a Led Zeppelin shirt appears. But wait, it’s not just any player – it’s the guy from the gas station! Will you apologize for your friend’s spit or will you face the consequences of being labeled a “fake friend”?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From unexpected alliances to epic battles, you never know what will happen next.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. And remember, always stand up for yourself – even if it means facing a spit attack from a stranger at a gas station.

Auntie’s Bathroom Battle Royal

adults only, Argument, aunt, Aunties, bathroom, bathroom rules, battle, clean-freak, cousins, disagreement, family, family dynamics, family holiday, family vacation, Grandparents, hygienic, parents, pool time, royal, Stubborn, TEENAGE, vacation, vacation rules, young adult

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being treated like a kid when you’re almost an adult? Join our Minecraft server where we only have adults-only bathrooms and pool time! No more sharing with pesky little cousins who just learned how to use the potty. Our server is for the clean-freaks and the hygienic enthusiasts who demand their own space.

We understand the struggle of being left out of the “adults-only” club, so come join us where you can assert your dominance and show your aunt who’s boss. No more being treated like a child, it’s time to take charge and claim your rightful place in the adult world. Plus, who wouldn’t want to argue with stubborn aunts for fun? Join now and show them who’s really in charge!

ConcertNoFriendNoGo

carpool, Clique, Concert, ConcertNoFriendNoGo, Driving, driving solo, EXCLUDED, excluded from plans, Friend, group of friends, Invitation, large stadium, long distance, overreacting, Parking, Plans, SELLING, Solo, Stadium, Stubborn, ticket

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21

Come join our Minecraft server where you will never feel excluded or left out like this poor soul at a concert! We promise not to leave you stranded like a solo driver at a concert parking lot. Our server is like a big happy family where everyone is included and welcomed with open arms, unlike some so-called friends out there.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being the odd one out or feeling like you don’t belong. We have a vibrant community of players who are always ready to welcome new members with open arms. No cliques here, just good old-fashioned fun and friendship.

So why drive solo to a boring concert when you can join our epic Minecraft server and be a part of something truly special? Say goodbye to exclusion and hello to endless adventures and laughter. Join us today and let the good times roll!

Dumbest Political Take Minecraft Server

Argument, BELIEF, controversial, debate, DEFEND, dumb, DUMBEST, Ideology, Minecraft, opinion, opinionated, perspective, Political, political analysis, Political discussion, political theory, political viewpoint, Politics, Position, Server, Stance, strong-willed, Stubborn, Viewpoint

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to post your dumbest political takes and defend them to the death! Join us for heated debates, ridiculous arguments, and endless entertainment as you try to convince your fellow players that pineapple does belong on pizza or that the moon landing was faked. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can engage in epic battles of wit and absurdity? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

WeddingGate Minecraft Server

almost sister in law, declining an invite, family dynamics, Family Events, guest list restrictions, marriage status, Minecraft, not invited, partner’s cousins wedding, Relationship Status, Save the Date, Server, size restrictions, step in guest, unmarried partners, Upset, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingGate

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	96

Are you tired of being excluded from weddings just because you haven’t tied the knot? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all players, whether you’re single, married, or in a complicated relationship with a creeper.

Join us for a wedding-themed event where you can crash as many virtual weddings as you want, no RSVP required! Build your own wedding venue and invite all your friends, even if they’re just pixels on a screen.

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your fun, come join our server where everyone is invited, no matter their relationship status. Who needs a save the date when you have a blocky world full of endless possibilities? See you at the altar… or the crafting table!

BurntBaeCuisineCraft

anniversary dinner, Apology, burned food, burnt chicken, BurntBaeCuisineCraft, communication breakdown, cooking experience, cooking mishap, cooking skills, culinary disappointment, culinary judgment, emotional response, food criticism, food critique, food preparation, hurt feelings, kitchen disaster, overcooked chicken, relationship argument, relationship conflict, taste buds

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than my girlfriend’s overcooked chicken? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes burnt chicken look like a gourmet meal. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and apologies just like in the story above. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining? Come join us and see if you’re the asshole or the hero in our crazy virtual world!

BlockBusterFails

bad acting, BlockBusterFails, Cliches, excessive CGI, films, gratuitous violence, lack of creativity, lack of diversity, lack of originality, lack of representation, lazy storytelling, movie industry, overused tropes, poor character development, poor writing, predictable endings, reliance on stereotypes, uninspired filmmaking, unnecessary sequels, unrealistic plotlines

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Void Gems Collected:	32	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of boring old movies that follow the same tired formulas? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Our server is like a movie set on steroids, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Say goodbye to predictable plot twists and hello to giant flying squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment in any Hollywood blockbuster. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just don’t forget to watch out for the exploding sheep!

WiggleWagCraft

body image, Insecurity, male anatomy, male sexuality, Masculinity, measuring penis, penis appearance, penis confidence, penis function, penis girth, penis health, penis insecurity, penis length, penis measurement, penis satisfaction, penis shape, penis size, self esteem, self-confidence, small penis, WiggleWagCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ores Mined:	8045	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the only way to measure your manhood is by the wiggle of your pixelated peepee! no more insecurities, just pure blocky fun and ridiculousness.

we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to disco music. if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that gives you super jumping powers.

our admin is a talking cow who only speaks in puns and dad jokes. if you can make him laugh, he’ll give you a magical cowbell that summons a herd of flying cows to carry you around the server.

we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually just really bad at hide and seek. if you can find them all, they’ll teach you how to turn invisible and prank your friends.

so come join us on our wacky minecraft server and unleash your inner weirdo! just remember, the bigger the wiggle, the bigger the wag!

Stormy Lagoon: Where even the squids are mature enough to use the player-driven economy!

Abilities, Adventures, Auctionhouse, Claiming, creativity, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, Features, Homes, hopper filters, Journey, lagoon, Leaderboards, marketplace, Mature, Playerdriven, QoL features, Skills, smp, Squids, Stormy, Support, Survival, Warps

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	102
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon

Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft versions 1.21.1 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters! With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through /voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!

Server Details:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

CoolCountryCraft – Minecraft Server

chill vibes, cool countries, cool people, CoolCountryCraft, country stereotypes, cultural attitudes, Cultural differences, cultural perceptions, fun hangouts, global comparisons, international comparisons, lame countries, Minecraft, national characteristics, national coolness, national identities, Server, social behavior, social dynamics, social interactions, social norms, social perceptions, societal attitudes

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Potions Brewed:	67	Gryphons Tamed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of playing on servers full of lame players from boring countries? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for cool kids from the coolest countries! We’ve got players from Antarctica, where they build igloos out of diamonds and ride polar bears to battle creepers. And don’t even get us started on the players from Atlantis, who can breathe underwater and mine for emeralds in the depths of the ocean. So if you want to hang out with the coolest people from the coolest countries, join our server now!

Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ Friday Night Frenzy

bears, Belichick, broncos, Burrow, Cards, Coach, Conduct, DB Coleman, fins, Frenzy, FRIDAY, Friday Night edition, HC, hof, LB Taylor, LT Jackson, Minecraft, NFL, night, pass rush, payton, preseason finale, QBs, rams, Seahawks, smp, suspended, TE coach, WAIT, WR Jones

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	8714
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us and you might just run into Belichick building a football stadium in 2026, or see Cards WR Jones getting suspended for trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon. Rams LT Jackson might be banned for two games for griefing, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

And if you’re lucky, you might catch Payton trying to keep three QBs on his team, or witness Bears trading for Seahawks LB Taylor to boost their pass rush. Plus, Bears DB Coleman might make a miraculous recovery from a creeper explosion and head home from the hospital.

But the real kicker? Fins TE coach is rumored to take over as the head admin in the second half of the season! So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!

LunchBoxLords

chicken salad, child psychologist, clean, crying, Failure, food insecurity, frozen nuggets, Guardians, housework, IT specialist, LunchBoxLords, meal prepping, Nephews, Nurse, nutrition, packed lunches, park, progress, Rehab, sandwiches, visitation

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	155

Are you tired of boring old sandwiches for lunch? Come join our Minecraft server where we serve up delicious chicken salad, fruit, cheesy bread, and banana muffins every day! Our virtual kitchen is always stocked with the tastiest treats to keep you energized for your building adventures.

Plus, join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a supportive community of players who will help you navigate any challenges that come your way. Just like how we helped our nephews overcome their food insecurities with the help of a child psychologist – we’ve got your back!

And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a visit from a crying family member who is amazed by your virtual cooking skills. Our server is full of surprises and heartwarming moments that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and feast on the most delicious virtual meals you’ve ever tasted – your taste buds will thank you!

PlatonicPals SMP

Boundaries, close relationships, Communication, Companionship, Emotional support, friendship benefits, friendship boundaries, friendship challenges, Friendship Dynamics, friendship longevity., FRIENDSHIPS, gender dynamics, mutual respect, non-romantic relationships, opposite sex, Personal experiences, platonic relationships, PlatonicPals, smp, social norms, Trust

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	175

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had a buddy to watch your back and share your diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your platonic soulmate! Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new BFF, whether it’s building a giant chicken statue or battling creepers together.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or stand against their bovine tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the chaos, make some new friends, and maybe even uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama cult that lurks in the shadows. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a stray creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

SicklyCraft

athlete endurance, athlete fitness, athlete health, athlete nutrition, athlete performance, athlete recovery, athlete safety, athlete well-being, dangerous sports, extreme sports, high-risk sports, physical strain, risky sports, SicklyCraft, sports health risks, sports injuries, sports injuries prevention, sports medicine, sports psychology, sports science, unhealthy athletes

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9771	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only sport we play is called “Creeper Dodgeball”! Join us if you want to test your agility and reflexes while dodging explosive creepers that are out to get you. Who needs to be healthy when you can have this much fun risking your virtual life?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game called “Zombie Soccer” where players kick around zombie heads instead of a regular soccer ball. It’s a real kick in the head, literally!

And if that’s not enough craziness for you, we have a special event every Friday called “Ender Dragon Racing” where players ride on the backs of ender dragons and race through the skies. It’s a high-flying adventure that will leave you breathless (literally, because you’ll be flying so fast)!

So come join us on our server for some unhealthy, but incredibly fun, sports activities. Who needs to be in shape when you can have this much excitement in the virtual world?

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