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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 5155 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Animals Bred: | 41 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry with an iron wing. Join us and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to receive a golden egg from his royal highness.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!