Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle

unique characters, Sitcom, quirky personalities, Dysfunctional family, GENIUS

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are all geniuses in their own unique ways, yet somehow they always end up broke. But fear not, because this is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

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The Factorio Minecraft SMP Factory

Ores, factorio, Gaming, Struggling, Minecraft

Are you tired of being a brainlet like our friend here who can’t even figure out how to make a simple rail network in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a special potion that turns your brain into a supercomputer! You’ll be building rail networks with multiple trains in no time and zooming off to space faster than you can say “creeper.”

Join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your brain power, but we’ve got potions for that). Don’t miss out on the chance to become a Minecraft master and conquer the universe with your epic train empire. Trust us, it’s gonna be a trainwreck of fun!

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Oh no (Rossy/NXT Japan lost) Minecraft SMP

air of a champion, attendance restrictions, Rossy Ogawa, fill, Japan

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that can accommodate all your wildest dreams and desires? Look no further than our server! We used to easily fit 400 or 450 players, but now we have restrictions on attendance – we need at least 350 or there’s no point! But don’t worry, we’re still going strong and renting out the venue 5 or 6 more times this year. Join now and be a part of the madness – we’re “full” of fun and excitement! Who needs organizations when you can be a champion on our server? Come on in and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

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Struggling Minecraft SMP Economy

economic challenges, financial hardship, Economy, saving money, financial burden

Are you tired of grinding in the real world economy? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where diamonds are the currency and you can become a virtual billionaire overnight! Who needs a job when you can just mine for your riches?

”’I want to escape reality and live in a fantasy world.”’

Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is like a magical land where you can build your dream castle, ride unicorns, and battle dragons. Who needs real life drama when you can create your own epic adventures in our virtual world?

”’I need a break from my annoying neighbors.”’

Say no more! On our Minecraft SMP, you can build your own secluded fortress far away from any pesky neighbors. No more loud parties or nosy neighbors snooping around your business. It’s just you, your blocky paradise, and maybe a few friendly creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and escape the struggles of real life with some virtual fun!

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Gloomy Minecraft Server

Struggling, not suicidal, just want to be heard, mental health, lonely

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling gloomy and in need of some virtual companionship? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will listen to all your woes, no matter how ridiculous they may be. Need to vent about your virtual sheep farm not producing enough wool? We’ve got you covered.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a land of pixelated fun. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together! Who knows, you might even find the meaning of life at the bottom of a Minecraft ravine.

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Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP

poverty mindset, dimeless, lack of resources, financial struggles, Struggling

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant potato. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.

Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

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WorkLifeCraft SMP

mindfulness, productivity, flexibility, smp, Struggling

Are you tired of the daily grind and looking for a way to escape reality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!

Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?

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Help Me Minecraft Server

need a helping hand, can’t handle it alone, reaching out, seeking assistance, need assistance

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

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MillionaireMoochersNoCash4U

life changing, family drama, cheque, relationships, millionaire family

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your crazy family drama and build your own virtual empire! Need a break from entitled millionaires demanding your inheritance? Join us and create your own wealth by mining diamonds and building epic castles.

On our server, you can team up with other players to take on challenges and conquer dungeons, just like facing off against your greedy relatives in real life. And don’t worry, there are no narcissistic grandfathers here to ruin your fun – just friendly players looking to have a good time.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the family drama behind. Plus, who needs a massive inheritance when you can mine for your own riches and become the wealthiest player in the game? So come on, join us and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

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Struggling to Survive in a World of Luminary PVP and Mods!

vanilla minecraft, Mods, Kingdom, Factions, Roleplay

Luminary Minecraft Server Overview

Title	Details
Server Name	Luminary
Version	1.20.1-1.20.4
Description	Medieval modded smp with complete freedom in choices, ability to become king, start a nation, and exciting mod packs and plugins
Release Date	November 8th

FAQ

Builder Applications

Builder applications are open in discord. Join to apply for a builder role.

Release Date

The server will be officially released on November 8th. Be sure to join early!

Early Joins Get OG Rank

Until November 8th, early joiners will receive the OG rank. Take advantage of this offer before it expires.

Discord

Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/eUcHbFpfDw