| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 524 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1292 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 5467 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2762 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Ores Mined: | 6749 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 6351 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 611 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 45 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 6029 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Votes: | 9306 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 1837 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 7632 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 8309 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!
So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 5336 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 8960 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 9719 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Join us and witness the epic battles of Destiny and his shills as they fight for dominance in the chat. Will they come out victorious or will they be banished to the Nether realm? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary debate arena where players can challenge Destiny himself to a debate. Will you come out on top or will you be left speechless by his epic arguments? Join now and find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have DMs drama?
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 4094 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
