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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 7244 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Farms Harvested: | 242 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 |
🤪 Picture this: you wake up in a world where tipping your mattress manufacturer is a normal thing to do, and your blood is as thick as tar. 💉
😱 Gunshots in the background? Nah, here you’ll only hear the sweet sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing. 🐔🐄
🥣 Our healthy cereal is 96% sugar – because who needs vitamins when you have diamonds to mine, am I right? 💎
📺 Forget about the news, on our server the only breaking news is when someone finds a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted gear! 🗝️
🚑 No need to worry about ambulance fees here, because our medics are all trained in the art of potion making. 🧪
👮♂️ Cops beating you for not paying a tip? Not on our watch! Here, the only thing you’ll be tipping is your pickaxe into a vein of diamonds. 💰
🚀 So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be firing is your imagination! And maybe a few arrows at some skeletons. 😉