stroopwafel Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoCuts4TouristsMC

9 to 5 job, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, customer service, dutch city, ENTITLEMENT, everyday life, language barrier, limited stock, line cutting, local perspective, NoCuts4TouristsMC, rent payment, rude tourists, schedule disruption, special moment, stroopwafel, Tourist, tourist attraction, work break

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of tourist-filled cities and enjoy some delicious virtual stroopwafels without any line-cutting drama!

Join us and experience the thrill of defending your precious stroopwafel stash from greedy players who think they can just waltz in and buy out the entire stock. Will you stand your ground like our brave player did in the bakery, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them have their “special moment”?

But beware, there may be some players who think you’re the real villain for not letting them have their share of the virtual stroopwafels. Can you handle the heat in this intense stroopwafel showdown?

So come on over to our server and show off your stroopwafel-buying skills, because in this world, it’s every player for themselves when it comes to these sweet treats. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and ridiculous encounters that await you on our server!

MinecraftMayhemServer

#gamer, Communication, Cooperative, First Person Shooter, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, hear a kid on the mic, Horror, Left 4 Dead, meme, MinecraftMayhemServer, multiplayer, online gaming, Playing, prepare my boobies spray, Shooter, Survival, teamwork, video games, zombie

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Potions Brewed:	117	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt hut? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a zombie-infested jungle! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you, but don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon – BOOBIES SPRAY! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombies while protecting your precious boobies. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

DerpyCraft: Where IQs drop when players gather!

#group mentality, cognitive bias, cognitive decline, Communication, conformity, critical thinking, Decision making, DerpyCraft, Drop, gather, group dynamics, groupthink, herd behavior, Human Behavior, influence, intelligence, IQs, mob mentality, peer pressure, Players, psychological effects, social influence, Social Interaction, social psychology, stupidity

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Secret Passages Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	306
Meteorites Collected:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of being the smartest person in the room? Do you long for the days when your brain cells were as scarce as diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and watch as your IQ drops faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our community is so dumb, we make villagers look like rocket scientists. But hey, who needs intelligence when you have endless fun and laughter?

Come join us and experience the joy of losing brain cells with every block you mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares?)!

Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

Celebrity, controversy, Crafty, Donald J Trump, Fame, high-profile, Imprisonment, influence, Justice, Legal System, Martha Stewart, media scrutiny, Minecraft, perseverance, Prison, public figure, resilience, scandal, Server, success, Survival, Trumps, Wealthy, white collar crime

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	New Chunks Explored:	33781
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

MinecraftFart – Friday Night Poopfest

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7226	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Crops Grown:	5977	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got everything you need to satisfy your Friday Night Funkin’ cravings, from fan-made creations to crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

Join us for our Week #2548 – DOODOOFARD Edition, where we discuss all the latest news and updates from the Funkin Crew. Did you hear about the Weekend 1 update? It’s fire, just like our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ninjamuffin and PA doing an AMA on /funkg/, Phantom Arcade’s stream summaries, and so much more insanity to keep you entertained.

Download and play the game, check out the modding community, and dive into the world of Friday Night Funkin’ like never before. Our server is the place to be for all things FNF, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the funk begin!

CraftyHarem Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Apology, CraftyHarem, defeated, Demons, Digits, Explanation, Frequency, gap, meticulous, millions of years, Minecraft, Omniscience, owed, reinvigorate., safeguarded, secret, Senses, Server, Shadow Realm, slaughter, Wives, woke up

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the action and adventure you could ever want!

Join us and become a part of the secret society of omniscient beings, where we hold the power to control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe. Our digits hold the key to unlocking unimaginable powers and abilities, and only the chosen few are deemed worthy to join our ranks.

Ever wanted to travel to the Shadow Realm and battle demons for millions of years? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Our battles are legendary, our adventures are epic, and our sense of humor is unmatched.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered – in the best way possible!

ChunkyCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Emeralds Found:	4614
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of skinny Minecraft servers that can’t handle the weight of your epic builds? Look no further, because our server is THICC with three Cs! Our server can handle all the blocks you throw at it, no matter how chunky they are. Join us and experience the joy of building without limits – because who needs skinny when you can have THICC?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to build-offs. Rumor has it that if you impress Blocky Bob with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, if you disappoint him, he will cover your entire base in obsidian!

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the THICCness. Who knows what adventures await you in this blocky world of wonders!

Beer & Blocks

Beer, blocks, cute, doomer, Edgy, landscape, long trail tags, never drink, night time, Owari da, tags, Tomboy

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2392
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7361
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of drinking beer with cute edgy tomboys in boring old landscapes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us in our night time doomer landscape where the tomboys are even cuter and edgier than ever before. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Join now and say “Owari da” to boring nights forever!

Animal Kingdom Adventures

adult content, Adventures, animal, Animal lover, animal rights, bestiality, Boundaries, consent, controversial, controversial topic, ethical concerns, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, games, Immersive, Interactive, Kingdom, Roleplay, simulation, taboo, virtual reality

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild and wacky adventure? Look no further than our server! We offer the craziest and most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Join us for our infamous “Bestiality games” where players compete in challenges involving riding pigs, taming wolves, and even befriending creepers! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle against each other. The stakes are high and the feathers are flying!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

CountryCraft: City Slickers Beware!

agriculture, close relationships, Close to nature, Community, country living, Farming, fresh air, hard work, Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, Quaint village, Rural life, self-sufficiency, simple living, slow pace, small town, Tight-Knit Community, traditional values, wildlife

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Chimeras Created:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!

On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!

EUROPE SUCKS

Budget, Cooking, Culinary, Europe, expensive, Food, Frustration, Gourmet, health, imported, indulgence, luxury, Mediterranean, olive oil, Outrageous, Overpriced, Prices, Quality, shopping, SUCKS, Taste

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Crops Grown:	6033
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!