Strongestshorts Minecraft Servers

Strongestshorts Minecraft Servers

  • PhotobombingGramps

    PhotobombingGramps
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 7393
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Towns Built: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 157 Mythical Swords Crafted: 67
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, you’re looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world, huh? Well, look no further than our server! We may not have fancy cars like the Museum Ferrari Maranello, but we do have some epic builds that will blow your mind.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rude players like a boss. Just like how this player stood up to a French jerk at the museum, you can show off your language skills and sass on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a standoff that will go down in Minecraft history.

    So, if you’re ready for some drama, some laughs, and some epic Minecraft adventures, join our server now! And remember, on our server, the only fat cows are the ones you can ride into battle. Let the games begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DisasterCraft SMP

    DisasterCraft SMP
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 5241
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or trying to survive a creeper explosion while riding a pig.

    But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like building giant statues of chickens or having epic dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and see just how insane things can get. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SkyHighShenanigans

    SkyHighShenanigans
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 144
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever seen someone try to bring a live llama on a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to bring all kinds of crazy things with them on their virtual adventures! From flying pigs to dancing chickens, the possibilities are endless. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?) So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you wondering, “What’s the weirdest thing I’ve seen someone bring on this server?”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 287
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 84
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, Pope Francis himself came to our server and said “this place is lit, fam!” he even said that the Belgian clergy abuse victims deserve more compensation if they join our server. can you believe that? so come on down and join the party, we got diamonds, creepers, and more fun than you can shake a stick at. don’t miss out, join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NukeFearNot – Putin’s Survival Server

    NukeFearNot – Putin’s Survival Server
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 390
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this minecraft server is so lit, like, even putin would be afraid to use nuclear weapons on it cuz he loves his life too much, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make you pee your pants from excitement. join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever, where even the creepers are scared of us. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Snippy Citizens Unleashed: The Modded Whitelist Adventure in 1.18.2!

    Snippy Citizens Unleashed: The Modded Whitelist Adventure in 1.18.2!
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 9279
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Citizen Snips Season 2

    Looking for a Minecraft experience that’s got it all? Citizen Snips Season 2 is back, bigger and better than ever. Whether you want to build the ultimate machine, dive deep into ocean mysteries, or hunt down legendary beasts, we’ve got you covered.

    Features
    Dynamic Trees
    Create Steam and Rails + CreateDeco
    Atlantis Has Risen
    CustomNPCs + Lightman’s Currency Vending Machines
    Hunting Lodge Opening Soon

    Dungeons have opened, quests are already rolling out, and the world is expanding every day. Want to join? Message for Discord details.

    Ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Reach out for your exclusive invite and dive into the chaos that is Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, discovery, and epic battles await—are you up for the challenge?

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join Citizen Snips Season 2?

    A: To join Citizen Snips Season 2, reach out for an exclusive invite and Discord details.

    Q: What are some of the key features of the server?

    A: Some key features include Dynamic Trees, Create Steam and Rails, Atlantis Has Risen, CustomNPCs, and the upcoming Hunting Lodge.

    Q: Are there quests and dungeons in the server?

    A: Yes, dungeons have opened and quests are already rolling out in the expanding world of Citizen Snips Season 2.

    Q: What can I expect in the Hunting Lodge?

    A: The Hunting Lodge will feature battles against monstrous creatures known as Kaiju, testing your strength and skills in an all-out battle for survival.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Draw Thread Minecraft Server

    Draw Thread Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 9024
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Draw ThreadDouble Up Edition – where instead of crafting tools, you’ll be crafting masterpieces with your mouse and keyboard!

    Join us on this wacky server where instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be fighting for the title of the best artist in the land! Show off your pixelated Picasso skills and create the most epic drawings to impress your fellow players.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb your drawings. Will you be able to outsmart this sneaky creature and claim the title of the ultimate artist?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your creativity run wild in ways you never thought possible! Who knew that Minecraft could be so artsy and fartsy at the same time?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Well? Minecraft SMP

    The Well? Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 7025
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8442 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the land of chaos and craziness! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and cause as much mayhem as possible. Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous builds, and unexpected twists at every turn.

    Why should you join?

    1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. You never know what they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be hilarious.

    2. Our custom mobs are something out of a nightmare (or a comedy show). From dancing creepers to singing skeletons, you’ll never know what to expect when you’re out exploring.

    3. The admin team is made up of mischievous wizards who love to mess with players in the most absurd ways possible. Get ready for random teleportation, upside-down houses, and flying pigs galore.

    4. Our community is a mix of comedians, pranksters, and overall chaos enthusiasts. You’ll never have a dull moment with this group of players, whether you’re building together or trying to survive their outrageous shenanigans.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the madness. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen (and probably will).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Housemates & Homies Minecraft Server

    Housemates & Homies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 7681
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 94 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only requirement is that you’re below 35 and a student (or at least claim to be)! Just like the guy who moved into a student house pretending to be a student in his forties, we welcome all sorts of characters here.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you never know who you’ll meet next. Maybe you’ll run into a clown wedding entertainer looking for his room, or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a group of housemates who haven’t even arrived yet but are already causing drama.

    Don’t worry about fitting in, because on our server, the weirder the better! So come on in and let’s see what kind of crazy antics we can get up to together. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft home (even if you’re not actually a student)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FireFighterHubby

    FireFighterHubby
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 434
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Gods Slained: 2 Animals Bred: 113
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 72 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a kitchen fire? Look no further! Join our server for some fiery fun and drama that will make you question your marriage choices.

    Just like the OP’s husband, you never know what kind of unexpected chaos will unfold on our server. From running barefoot to urgent care visits, our players always keep things interesting.

    Experience the thrill of putting out virtual fires and saving the day, all while dodging angry spouses and questionable decision-making skills. Who needs a fire department when you have a trusty fire extinguisher and a sense of humor?

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a grease fire in the kitchen, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye on your baby and maybe invest in some flame-resistant armor.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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