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CraftyCommieJailbreak

30, 9 years, activism, artist, Conflict, CraftyCommieJailbreak, Donating, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, jailed, Justice, Oppression, political prisoner, protest, Russian, solidarity, Support, ukraine army, War

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Farms Harvested:	377
Potions Brewed:	186	Ores Mined:	1789

join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the russian government by building ur own underground bunker complete with secret escape tunnels and hidden treasure rooms. u can even create ur own propaganda art to spread ur message of freedom and democracy to the world. plus, if u get caught, u can bribe ur way out of jail with in-game currency or challenge the guards to a pvp battle for ur freedom. come join us and let’s stick it to the man together!

DelayingDeathMC

cpr, critical condition, death, DELAY, DelayingDeathMC, emergency, first aid, Healthcare, Help, intervention, Life, life-saving efforts, Medical, mortality, Paramedics, prolonging life, resuscitation, Save, Support, Survival, Trauma

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	802259
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. like, what more could you want in a minecraft server, amirite?

if you join this server, you will, like, gain superpowers and be able to shoot fireballs from your butt. no joke, man. it’s, like, totally legit.

we also have a secret underground lair where you can find the fountain of youth and become immortal. yeah, you heard me right. immortal. you’ll never have to worry about dying in minecraft ever again.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and terrorize the villagers with? yeah, it’s pretty freaking awesome.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MinecraftMedDietKids

adherence, Biomarkers, cardiometabolic health, child nutrition, children, chronic disease prevention, diet intervention, dietary habits, health, Healthy Eating, heart health, Lifestyle, long-term health benefits, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, MinecraftMedDietKids, nutrition, pediatric health, Preventive medicine., Promoting, wellness

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Animals Bred:	184	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we promote adherence to a Mediterranean diet in children cuz why not?! we got all the healthy foods like olives, feta cheese, and hummus to keep you energized while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

did you know that eating like a Greek god will improve your cardiometabolic health biomarkers? it’s true! our players have reported feeling stronger, faster, and more resistant to zombie attacks after switching to a Mediterranean diet.

so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and become the healthiest, most epic minecraft player out there. plus, we have a secret level where you can battle a giant pizza boss for the ultimate loot. see you in the game, Mediterranean warriors!

SkyrimLooted Minecraft Server

Adventure, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, first time, Frustration, gameplay, Gaming, hours in, Immersive, Incredible, Looting, looting mechanics, looting system, Minecraft, open world, RPG, Server, Skyrim, SkyrimLooted, treasure hunting, Understanding, video games

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where looting is even more epic than in Skyrim! Imagine finding a diamond sword in a chest and realizing it shoots fireballs when you swing it – that’s the kind of loot you can expect here.

But be warned, after 10 hours of playing, you’ll start to understand just how terrible it is… terrible for your social life because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, insane stories, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Skyrim when you can have all this and more in our Minecraft world? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

DuelCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 6, Banlist, database, Decklists, dng, DuelCraft, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, master duel, Minecraft, News, OCG, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, TCG, Ultimate, upcoming releases, Yugipedia

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more broken than your last relationship? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of glitching through walls, falling into endless pits, and encountering mobs that are more unpredictable than your ex on a bad day.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of madness is happening. Join us for a chance to witness the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has more twists and turns than a soap opera. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a surprise lava trap or a friendly creeper looking for a hug. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, boundaries in co-parenting, child’s well-being, co parenting, co-sleeping, Communication, counseling, custody, DadCraft, family dynamics, Gaslighting, Girlfriend, introducing new partners, Minecraft, parental rights, parenting disagreements, relationship boundaries, Server, taking son back, trust issues, visitation schedule

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Emeralds Found:	5863
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you never know what crazy antics will happen next!

Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected surprises, just like the time I went to pick up my son and ended up in a shoe swap scandal! Who knew shoes could cause so much chaos?

But that’s not all – we also have intense arguments, like the one I had with my co-parent about introducing new partners to our child. It was like a soap opera, complete with gaslighting and accusations flying left and right!

And don’t even get me started on the time I caught a mysterious woman sitting in the car with my co-parent. Who is she? What is she doing here? The suspense is killing me!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a telenovela, join us now! Who needs scripted storylines when you have real-life craziness like this?

DadCraftFamDrama

adoption issues, communication breakdown, DadCraftFamDrama, emotional intelligence, emotional trauma, extended family drama, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gatherings, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family secrets, family tension, Generational conflict, parent-child relationships, Resentment

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Potions Brewed:	94

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my dad’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and zero family drama (unless you bring it with you, in which case, please leave it at the door).

Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, but without the awkward conversations and passive-aggressive comments. Explore our vast world, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t judge you for hating being loved for over 40 years.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we don’t have any emotionally unstable stepfathers trying to explain their actions to you. Plus, we have a cool name like Morgan that will make you light up every time you log in. And if you ever feel like you’re in the middle of a Minecraft family feud, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with Facebook messages from angry relatives telling you to think before you speak.

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than to deal with passive-aggressive aunts and uncles. See you in the game!

Crafty F Off Zone

colloquialism, Communication, Crafty, Cursing, Diplomacy, discretion, Etiquette, expletive, Expression, Language, Manners, offensive, Polite, politeness, Rude, Slang, Social Interaction, swear words, tact, vulgarity, Zone

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people are too polite to tell you to “fuck off”? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to say it in the most creative and hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner sass shine. Who knew telling someone to “fuck off” could be so entertaining? So come on, join us and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Camp, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, gaza, GazaCraft, Hamas, international relations, Israeli strike, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, Négotiation, news headline, peace process, political tension, RETALIATION, Senior official, Server, truce talks, violence, Withdrawal

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3671	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Farms Harvested:	934	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Gaza up in here! We got Hamas withdrawin’ from truce talks left and right, just like players withdrawin’ from PvP battles when they see me comin’! Senior officials be sayin’ we got more drama than a soap opera, but hey, that just adds to the fun, amirite? So come on down and join the chaos, cuz ain’t nothin’ boring ’bout this server!

GeoDetainedCraft

#authorities, GeoDetainedCraft, Georgian citizen, illegal detention, occupation line, Report, Russian forces

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Ores Mined:	3836	Dimension Hops:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Potions Brewed:	118
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	11

So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, there’s this totally wild story about Russian forces trying to mess with a Georgian citizen near the occupation line. But, like, don’t worry, that won’t happen on our server because we have magical protection spells that keep all the crazies away. Plus, we have unicorns and dragons roaming around, so it’s like a fantasy land up in here. Join us for the ultimate adventure and never worry about getting detained by Russian forces again!