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Grapefruit? More like Minecraft server!
Tired of boring old grapefruit ruining your day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where grapefruit doesn’t exist! Our server is a grapefruit-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore without any citrusy distractions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of grapefruit-hating players who will help you on your quest to rid the world of this vile fruit once and for all. So say goodbye to grapefruit and hello to adventure on our server! -
Autism Cucking Me Minecraft SMP – Strong Man
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can become stronger, more empathetic, and smarter just by playing! But beware, if someone starts arguing with you in bad faith, you’ll be hit with anxiety that will last for days. It’s like a PvP battle for your mental health!Join us and unleash your inner autism for a chance to be a functional member of our crazy society. Less than 3/10 autists are employed, but on our server, anything is possible! So come on in and let’s see what kind of wild adventures and outrageous arguments await you in our Minecraft world.
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Apologies Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were greeted by a talking llama who offered them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, oh no. This server is so lit that even the creepers dance to dubstep instead of exploding. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of flying pigs soaring through the sky. So why wait? Join now and become a legend in the land of blocky adventures. This is why it’s the goat. The goat. -
Strong Females Minecraft SMP Love
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the power of strong females! Whether they’re human or anthro, as long as they’re fit, strong, muscular, or hyper, they’re welcome here. Join us for epic battles where our female warriors crush their enemies with their sheer strength and power. Rumor has it that our queen bee is actually a 10-foot tall muscle-bound giant who can lift a whole village with one hand. So if you’re looking for a server where the women are the true warriors, come join us and show off your muscles! -
SisTallProbsMC
Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.
Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!
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NEW MINCRAFT SIMP: Only semi-vanilla, mostly chaos!
Silly SMP Minecraft Server
Server Name Silly SMP IP Address 192.168.1.203 Plugins EssentialsX I made this server for fun and I’m hoping to build a good strong community. It restarts and backs up at 3am every 2 days.
FAQ
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Simply enter the IP address 192.168.1.203 in your Minecraft client to join the Silly SMP server.
Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?
A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any rules on the server?
A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rule page for more details.
Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?
A: Of course! Feel free to invite your friends to join the Silly SMP community and have fun together.
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Vanilla, but with just a hint of chaos and a sprinkle of European flavor – Hackers and map resets not invited!
Server Name: Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking! Online Since: 2019 Rules: No hacking/duping allowed Features: Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof IP: simplyvanilla.net Discord: Join our Discord community Website: Visit our website Map Size: 10 TB+ FAQs
What does escaping spawn look like?
Check out this video to see what escaping spawn looks like: Video Link
How can I join the server and start playing?
Simply connect to the server using the IP: simplyvanilla.net and start your journey by escaping spawn, making your starter base, and interacting with other players.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?
Yes, the server strictly prohibits hacking and duping. Make sure to play fair and respect other players.
Can I make alliances with other players on the server?
Absolutely! You can make allies, betray others, and even conquer bases to establish your dominance on the server.
Is the server suitable for beginners or experienced players?
The server is open to players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a beginner looking to learn or an experienced player seeking a new challenge, Simply Vanilla offers a unique and exciting gameplay experience for everyone.
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Blocky Bros: Right-Wing Studs
yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dragons dat shoot rainbow lasers outta their eyes and unicorns dat poop out diamonds.u know why u gotta join dis server? cuz we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and if u find it, u get to ride a flying pig into battle against a giant zombie chicken boss.
we also got a rollercoaster made entirely outta lava and if u survive the ride, u get a pet creeper dat gives u hugs instead of exploding.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of ninja turtles who will teach u how to do backflips while fighting off evil skeletons? yea, it’s pretty lit.
so come join our server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and downright bizarre minecraft community out there. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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TequilaTasteMinecraftSMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and find out what tequila tastes like… in Minecraft! Our server is filled with hidden tequila barrels scattered throughout the world, waiting for you to discover their magical powers. Legend has it that drinking tequila in our world will give your character superhuman strength and the ability to fly like a majestic llama. So come join us and embark on a wild tequila-fueled adventure like no other! But be warned, too much tequila may cause your character to start dancing uncontrollably or speaking in a Spanish accent. So grab your pickaxe and let’s get this party started!