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CraftyF16sInUkraine

aerial surveillance, air support, combat missions, CraftyF16sInUkraine, Danish F-16s, Danish government, Danish military, defense forces, european allies, european security, fighter jets, foreign policy, International cooperation, military intervention, Military operations, military presence, nato, peacekeeping mission, PM Mette Frederiksen, Ukrainian conflict, working in Ukraine

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Divine Spears Created:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	New Chunks Explored:	333015
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to fly a danish F-16 but u can’t cuz u not a pilot? well guess what, on our server u can fly danish F-16s in ukraine! mette frederiksen herself confirmed it! join our server for the most epic air battles and show off ur mad pilot skills. u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so come join us now and let’s take to the skies together!

EmpathyCraft: Parent Edition

Communication, compassion, Distress, Edition, emotional awareness, emotional intelligence, Emotional support, Empathy, empathy development, EmpathyCraft, family dynamics, feelings, modeling empathy, Nurturing, Parent, parenting, Parenting styles, relationships, role models, Support, teenagers, Understanding, warmth

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Yo, dis server be like havin’ a bunch of cool parents who teach u how to be all empathetic and stuff. Like, if u join dis server, u gonna learn how to be all caring and understanding, just like ya parents (if dey cool). We gonna show u how to recognize when someone be in distress, help dem name their feelings, and just be all warm and fuzzy inside. So come join da fun and learn how to be a real empathetic player on dis server!

LesbianCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Country, cuteness, DATING, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, Gender Roles, lesbian relationships, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, prejudice, relationships, retarded men, Server, society, Stereotypes, T. Knower, ugly men

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where girls reign supreme and men are just there to admire from afar! Join us for a world where lesbian relationships are the norm because let’s face it, men are just too ugly and retarded to handle our level of love and cuteness.

On our server, you’ll find a community of fierce and fabulous women who build amazing structures, slay dragons, and conquer the world one block at a time. Men are welcome to join, but be prepared to be dazzled by our awesomeness and left in awe of our superior skills.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where girls rule and men drool. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and fabulousness that awaits you on our server!

SMPReactionary in Minecraft SMP

acceptable behavior, appropriate reaction, behavior standards, cross-cultural communication, cultural acceptance, cultural appropriateness, Cultural awareness, cultural behavior, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, cultural sensitivity training, Cultural traditions, cultural understanding, cultural values, international customs, Minecraft, smp, SMPReactionary, social etiquette, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Farms Harvested:	356
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance-offs with creepers, and thrilling treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land with your clucking comrades.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show the world that you have what it takes to survive in this wacky, wild world of Minecraft madness!

GF vs BFF: Love Triangle Server

Best Friend, BFF, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Conflict, emotional connection, family dynamics, friendship, Girlfriend, Homophobia, Honesty, Jealousy, love, loyalty, platonic love, relationships, Server, Support, Triangle, Trust, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Items Found:	7741
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love triangles are more common than finding diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, romance, and questionable relationship boundaries.

Picture this: you, a male player, have a female best friend named H and a girlfriend named J. H is a lesbian with a crappy family situation, while J is feeling a little insecure about your platonic love for H. Can you navigate this love triangle and still come out on top in the game?

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. From heated arguments to heartwarming moments, you’ll experience it all. So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos of love and friendship in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find yourself in your own love triangle along the way.

RedditSexEdMinecraftSMP

advice, Communication, Community, Connection, education, empowerment, Experience, growth, Intimacy, learning, Men, Pleasure, reddit, RedditSexEdMinecraftSMP, relationships, satisfaction, sexual guidance, sharing, Support, Techniques, Tips

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2108
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the wildest adventures and shenanigans!

Join us if you want to learn the secret art of seducing creepers with your smooth moves, or maybe you’re interested in giving relationship advice to Endermen on how to find their perfect match in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Shack, where players can test their flirting skills and see who can woo the most villagers in a single night.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a block of dirt!

NoRespect4Profesh

careers with no respect, contemptible work, corrupt occupations, disdainful occupations, dishonest jobs, dishonorable jobs, dishonorable professions, disreputable professions, disrespectful professions, immoral careers, jobs with no honor, lack of respect, NoRespect4Profesh, professions lacking respect, professions with no dignity., professions with no integrity, shameful work, unethical careers, unethical professions, unprofessional behavior, untrustworthy professions

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Emeralds Found:	633
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

If you answered “professional potato peeler,” then boy do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join our server and show off your mad potato peeling skills in our exclusive mini-game, “Spud Showdown.” Compete against other players to see who can peel the most potatoes in record time and earn the title of “Potato Peeling Champion.”

But that’s not all! Our server also features a unique “Chicken Jousting” event where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out in a medieval arena. The winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new chicken helmet to wear proudly around the server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary “Diamond-Encrusted Llama,” a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the llama is hidden somewhere in the depths of our custom-built maze, waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wacky and wild Minecraft adventure unlike any other, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate potato peeling, chicken jousting, llama-finding champion!

AzovCraft: Donbass Disaster!

Azov Brigade, AzovCraft, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Disaster, donbas, DONBASS, donetsk, eastern europe, escalation, humanitarian crisis, international community, Luhansk, Military, OFFICER, Russian intervention, SECURITY, separatists, spiraling out of control, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4690
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4401	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

so, like, u know how u get bored of the same old minecraft servers with no excitement? well, come join our server where things are LIT AF. we got crazy battles happening all the time, it’s like a war zone in there! u gotta be on ur toes at all times cuz u never know when u gonna get attacked by a gang of creepers or a squad of skeletons. it’s like survival mode on steroids, bro.

plus, we got this crazy story going on where the Azov Brigade from Donbas is trying to take over the server and u gotta join forces with other players to stop them. it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft. u gotta be brave and strategic to survive in this world, man.

so, if u wanna experience some intense gameplay and be part of an epic battle for control, come join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. let’s go kick some Azov Brigade butt together!

Time is Money: Life Counter

Accuracy, cost, Counter, Future, health, Life, lifespan analysis, lifespan calculation, lifespan estimate, lifespan evaluation, lifespan forecasting, lifespan measurement, lifespan monitoring, lifespan prediction, lifespan tracking, Longevity, longevity assessment, longevity measurement, longevity test, MONEY, mortality, price, Time

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8090
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

so, like, imagine this: you join this totally rad minecraft server, right? and you can, like, actually measure your lifespan on there. but, like, here’s the catch – it comes with a price. like, you gotta fight off zombie chickens and ride on flying pigs to, like, stay alive or something. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. but, like, if you’re up for the challenge and wanna, like, see how long you can survive, then this server is, like, the place to be. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. so, like, come join us and, like, test your survival skills in the craziest minecraft server ever!

BrainAgeCraft

accelerated aging, brain aging, BrainAgeCraft, caregiver mental illness, childhood adversities, delayed aging, emotional neglect, older-looking brains, socioeconomic hardship, younger-looking brains

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

join our minecraft server for the most wacky and wild adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, it will make your brain age faster or slower depending on your childhood adversities! if you experienced emotional neglect as a child, get ready for a younger-looking brain! but if you had a caregiver with mental illness or faced socioeconomic hardship, get ready for an older-looking brain!

come join us for some mind-bending fun and see how your childhood experiences can affect your brain in the minecraft world! who knew virtual blocks could have such a profound impact on your brain age? hurry up and join now before your brain ages too much!