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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 6073 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated landscapes and virtual friendships that won’t guilt trip you into purchasing overpriced artwork. Our server is a safe haven from pushy in-laws and their questionable business tactics.
Don’t worry about sounding like a snob here, because on our server, the only judgment comes from creepers and skeletons trying to ruin your day. So come on in, build your dream world, and leave the drama at the door. Plus, we offer a special discount for players who have successfully dodged awkward family situations in the past. So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine away the stress together!