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GlobalCraft: Labor Divide

divide, economic disparity, equal pay, global economy, Global Income, Global North, Global South, global workforce, GlobalCraft, Income Discrepancy, income disparity, income inequality, Labor, Labour Availability, Labour Contribution, Labour Market, Northern Consumption, Skill Disparity, Southern Workers, wage disparity, wages, worker exploitation

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	13

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like da wild wild west of blocky adventures, fam. we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ to dubstep, it’s lit af.

imagine a world where u can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a cowboy, yeehaw! and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties where u can battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs.

plus, our server is so inclusive that even zombies and skeletons are welcome to join in on the fun. we believe in equal opportunities for all, even if u have no skin or flesh.

so come on down to our server and be part of the revolution, where the Global South meets the Global North in a clash of blocky proportions. who needs real world wages when u can be rollin’ in virtual diamonds and emeralds, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again, one pixel at a time.

Welcome to the server where even the janitor can be a hero! Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning skills rule! Apply now!

app, apply, BUILD, cleaning, CLOSET, Community, culture, Discord, era, Events, Fun, genre, Hero, janitor, Janitors, Lore, nation, Nations, Plugins, Religion, Roleplay, rule, Server, Skills, smp, Story, Style, Whitelist

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Potions Brewed:	141
Dragon Eggs Found:	7300	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to ingame fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugins
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

FAQ

Q: What is the Janitor’s Closet Minecraft server?

A: The Janitor’s Closet is a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP where players can create their own cultures, nations, and stories.

Q: Is there a specific build theme on the server?

A: No, players are encouraged to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer to create unique and diverse environments.

Q: Are players allowed to create their own religions and cultures?

A: Yes, players are welcome to create their own religions and cultures, but they can also join existing ones on the server.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, the server hosts fun events ranging from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

Q: Is joining the Discord server mandatory?

A: Yes, joining the Discord server is required for all players. A quick application must be filled out after reading the rules to filter out any unwanted individuals.

Coalburner’s Seething Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, activism, Anons, brotherhood, clown world, coalburner, coalburners, Confrontation, empowerment, force, fuckup, Minecraft, Observe, RAGE, resistance, Seething, Server, Silence, social justice, solidarity, strength, Unity

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Zombie Dances:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we witness the epic battle of coalburners and based men! Witness the pure, unbridled rage of a coalburner when confronted, as they try to escape their past mistakes. Join us as we confront degeneracy in this clown world and become a force to be reckoned with. Together, we will rise above the chaos and bring order to the Minecraft universe. So come join us, brothers, and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

SipSquadCoffeeCrafters – Minecraft SMP

Aftertaste, barista, Beverage, black coffee, Brewing, Caffeine, coffee, coffee lover, coffee shop, Creamer, dairy, drink, flavor, half & half, Minecraft, morning pick-me-up, morning routine, Preference, SipSquadCoffeeCrafters, smp, Sugar, Taste, Water

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ores Mined:	5272	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

#SelfEsteem, aita, Argument, BabyDaddyDrama, BEDROOM, child, custody, doormat, ex, family, Father, House, Men, Minecraft, peoplepleaser, Raising, relationship, rental, SELLING, Server, stay

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7666
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	329
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through crazy situations like letting your ex crash at your Minecraft house because he’s been kicked out of his rental! Imagine the chaos of trying to build separate bedrooms for you, your child, and your ex while still trying to maintain some sense of sanity.

But fear not, because on our server, you can build, explore, and create without any pesky exes trying to crash your party. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – unless, of course, you want to recreate it in Minecraft form!

WeddingDressDramaCraft

Borrow, Boundaries, bride, custom made, Decision making, dress shopping, Effort, family, inanimate objects, love, Marriage, Personal, PRESSURE, refusal, relationship, Safe, selfish, sister, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressDramaCraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8058
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ores Mined:	1447	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that values personal boundaries and individuality? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of saying no when it comes to borrowing wedding dresses!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds, just like the one where a player’s sister demanded to borrow their wedding dress. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you give in to the pressure and share your precious in-game items?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being an “asshole” or selfish – we celebrate your right to keep your virtual possessions safe and sound. So come on over and experience the craziness for yourself – who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server!

TalentCraft: Hidden Skills Unleashed

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Are you secretly a Minecraft wizard in disguise? Do you possess the power to build pixelated castles with just a flick of your wrist? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft realm where your hidden talents will finally be appreciated. Whether you can summon creepers with a snap of your fingers or turn diamonds into cookies, this server is the place for you. Don’t keep your talents hidden any longer – come show them off and join the wackiest, most whimsical Minecraft community out there!

HarrisFundraiserMC Server

+x, Account Suspension, Account.., Campaign, controversy, democratic party, donation, fundraiser, fundraising event, harris, HarrisFundraiserMC, Long tail tags: Social media, Political Support, presidential candidate, Server, supporting, suspends, twitter

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Divine Spears Created:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz we got pigs dat can fly and chickens dat do the moonwalk. it’s like a crazy circus up in here, man.

we also got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even a dragon egg. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s super top secret.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? yeah, it’s totally safe, i swear. just make sure to wear your fireproof armor.

plus, we have a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. it’s like a real-life pokemon gym, but with more explosions.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BountyBashCraft

Assassination, assassination attempt, Beirut, Bounty, BountyBashCraft, Commander, Conflict, covert operation, hezbollah, intelligence, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Operation, political tensions, SECURITY, Target, Terrorism, top leader, US

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got crazier plots than Israel tryna take out a top Hezbollah dude in Beirut! This server is so lit, it’s like a $5 million bounty on your head for not joining! We got more action than a TNT explosion and more drama than a creeper sneaking up on you. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Join now before you miss out on all the fun!

SkinCraft: Mosquito-Be-Gone

11 days, 4 to 8 hours, 64.4%, deet, disease prevention, disease-spreading mosquitoes, genetic modification, genetically engineered, human skin microbiome, insect repellent, long-lasting effect, Mice, microbiome engineering, mosquito attraction, mosquito control, MosquitoBeGone, repellent effect, scientific breakthrough, scientists, skin protection, Skincraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crops Grown:	2837
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting attacked by those pesky mosquitoes while playing Minecraft? Well, have no fear because our server has genetically engineered human skin microbiomes that repel those disease-spreading suckers!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a swarm of mosquitoes comes at you. But wait! Your skin is like a force field, keeping those blood-sucking bugs away. You can mine in peace for up to 11 days without worrying about getting bit.

Forget about DEET, our microbiomes have got your back for way longer. Join our server and say goodbye to itchy bug bites forever! Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that has mice as test subjects? It’s like a science experiment meets Minecraft adventure.

So come on over and experience the magic of our genetically engineered microbiomes. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!