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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, bust out, dft, gooning, horny anons, long tail tags, Minecraft, no drama, no loli, no shota, no weird fetishes, obligatory, PLAP, saturday edition, Server, steaming boy batter, Stroke, Stroke yourself silly, tags, Thread, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ores Mined:	4956	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

FreeCraft Minecraft Server

autist, big corporations, Choice, codebase, death cult, Disaster, essential projects, FAGGOT, free software, Freecraft, freedom of expression, gay ecosystem, internet, major corporation, microsoft, Minecraft, neutral language, non-profit competition, organization, proprietary companies, Server, Stroke, user friendly systems

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	34	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Join our Minecraft server if you want to be part of a death cult that hunts down players who don’t use neutral language in our secret codebase that only 1% of people will ever see! We’re all about spreading aids to existing projects and taking down any non-profit competition against big corporations. Plus, we do absolutely nothing to stop the diminishing freedom of expression and choice on the internet – we even support it!

But don’t worry, we’re a total mess and need a non-troon autist from a major corporation to save us from disaster. Our essential projects are maintained by one faggot who’s been at it for 50 years – if he has a stroke, your gay ecosystem is screwed! And the best part? Our source code can be copied and improved by proprietary companies. So come join us for a wild ride of chaos and insanity – you won’t regret it!

Crafty Bitch Minecraft Server

attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking personality disorder, Behavior, Bitch, Crafty, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, emotional manipulation, fabricated illness, factitious disorder, fake illness, FAKING, long tail, lying.., malingering, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, psychological manipulation, Server, Stroke

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Void Armor Forged:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than our server, where we welcome all stroke-faking bitches with open arms! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!

BloodPressureBattle

blinded-outcome, blood pressure control, blood pressure management, BloodPressureBattle, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular risk, clinical trial, diabetes, diabetes management, high risk patients, hypertension management, hypertension treatment, lower blood pressure, Medical research, open-label, patient outcomes, randomized trial, Stroke, stroke prevention, systolic blood pressure

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Emeralds Found:	9201
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Farms Harvested:	446	Rainbows Spotted:	10

join our epic minecraft server where we lower your blood pressure by playing! forget about meds, just mine and craft your way to a healthier heart! we have magical potions that will make your systolic blood pressure drop faster than you can say “creeper!”

we have players with high cardiovascular risk who have seen amazing results after joining our server. one player even claimed that their blood pressure dropped so low, they turned into a zombie! but don’t worry, we have a team of expert doctors on standby to make sure you don’t actually turn into a member of the undead.

if you have diabetes or have had a stroke in the past, this server is perfect for you! our special quests and challenges are designed to specifically target those conditions and help you live a healthier, happier life. plus, who wouldn’t want to fight off skeletons and spiders while also improving their health?

so come join us on our wacky, wild, and wellness-focused minecraft server. your heart will thank you, and you’ll have a blast in the process!

StrokeCraft: MindlessTeens

brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive development., cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive skills, early onset stroke, Factors, health, Medical research, mental ability, MindlessTeens, neurological disorders, neurological health, research, Risk, Stroke, stroke risk, StrokeCraft, teenagers, young adults

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got dem brain-damaged teenagers runnin’ around like headless chickens, buildin’ the most insane structures u ever seen! like, they may not be the brightest crayons in the box, but they sure know how to craft some epic stuff. plus, did u know they got a 3 times higher chance of havin’ a stroke before they even hit 50? it’s like playin’ on hard mode 24/7, but with a side of danger! so come join da fun and see what these wacky kids can come up with next!

PotionCraft: Reduce Stroke Risk!

PotionCraft, Reduce, Risk, Stroke

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2883
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Animals Bred:	160
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Yo, so like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server cuz like, we got the craziest stories and adventures, man. Like, one time, a player found a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. And get this, there was a dragon guarding it, but they tamed it and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers.

Oh, and get this, our server is like, magical or something, cuz we got potions that make you invincible and fly like a majestic unicorn. Plus, we got a secret society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds. It’s like a black market, but with more llamas.

And like, if you join our server, you might uncover the hidden truth behind the Ender Dragon’s origin. Maybe it’s secretly a misunderstood creature trying to protect its babies or something. Who knows, man?

So yeah, join our server for the wildest adventures and the dankest memes. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

ChunkyCraft: Stroke of Luck

adolescence, Adult, Body Mass Index, cardiovascular health, Cerebrovascular Disease, cholesterol, ChunkyCraft, health, Heart Disease, hypertension, Lifestyle, Long-term Health, LUCK, Medical Studies, obesity, overweight, Prevention, public health, research, risk factors, Stroke, young adulthood

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2084	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Divine Spears Created:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Villages Defended:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have a special feature that lets you turn into a giant overweight blocky character!

imagine running around the virtual world, smashing things with your massive body and causing chaos everywhere you go. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual cheeseburger to keep you energized during your adventures.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret quest where you have to find the legendary golden french fry hidden deep within the pixelated mountains. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited power and a lifetime supply of virtual soda.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. who knew being overweight could be so much fun?

Sis’ Name? StrokeCraft Minecraft Server

10. Pornography, 11. Adult content, 12. Sexual arousal, 13. Explicit, 14. Naughty, 15. Forbidden, 16. Lust, 17. Desire, 18. Unknown woman, 19. Mystery, 2. Cock, 20. Curiosity., 3. Sister, 4. Name, 5. Masturbation, 6. Voyeurism, 7. Incest, 8. Taboo, 9. Fantasy, Minecraft, Server, Sis, Stroke, StrokeCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7952
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be stroking your cock for someone’s sister in no time! And who knows, maybe you’ll even figure out her name along the way. Join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience filled with mystery, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of awkwardness. Don’t miss out on the chance to stroke your cock for a good cause – join our server today!

Minecraft server: ‘Pixelated Fantasies’

attraction, chemistry, Connection, daydreams, desire, fantasies, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, Intimacy, irls, longing, Lust, Minecraft, physical touch, pixelated, Pleasure, Sensuality, Server, sexual arousal, Stroke, temptation, Title

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. They even have a secret underwater base where they hold dance parties every night.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a zombie villager who has a secret talent for beatboxing.

StrokeCraft: Where Friends Stroke Each Other’s Egos in the Most Epic Minecraft Adventures!

Adventures, Affection, Bonding, Buddies, chums, closeness, companions, Companionship, Connection, Egos, Epic, Friends, friendship, Get it, humor, inside jokes, Laughter, love, Minecraft, PALS, relationships, Stroke, StrokeCraft, Support, Understanding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bananas server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Blocky Dongs Collective

anatomy, blocky, Collective, collective nouns, Dongs, funny, genitalia, group of penises, humor, male anatomy, male appendages, male body parts, male genitalia, male members, male organs, male phalluses, male reproductive organs, male reproductive parts, male reproductive system, male sex organs, manhood, Slang

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Items Found:	2169	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Tax-Free Craft Minecraft Server

102 millionaires, Analysis, Craft, data, Economy, finance, income, INEQUALITY, investigation, Minecraft, MONEY, News, occupations, Poorest, postcodes, Report, Revealed, RICHEST, Server, statistics, Tax, TAXES, TaxFree, wealth

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mines Excavated:	1668	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where 102 millionaires paid no tax cuz they too busy building epic mansions and dodging creepers! The richest and poorest postcodes and occupations are all mixed up in this server, like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland. Come join the fun and see if you can become the next tax-dodging millionaire in this wacky world of blocks and mobs!

RafahMortarMadness

civilian area, Conflict, danger, extremist, firing, gaza, Hamas, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, mortar rounds, Propaganda, Rafah, RafahMortarMadness, SECURITY, Terrorism, Terrorist, Video, violence, War

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Farms Harvested:	842
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	149	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a terrorist firing mortar rounds from a civilian area in Rafah. Join us for some explosive fun and chaotic battles in the virtual world. We promise you won’t get bored, unless you’re a boring potato. So come on, join the madness and let’s blow sh*t up together!

CraftyHumanAlgorithm

algorithmic process, Artificial Intelligence, complex systems, computational biology, computer science, CraftyHumanAlgorithm, Creation, data processing, digital transformation, Evolution, genetic algorithm, human development, human evolution, Humanity, humans, innovation, iterative process, machine learning, programming, recursive algorithm, Technology

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	755068	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	8

come join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm. yep, you heard that right. no boring ol’ natural birth here, we do things differently.

imagine logging in and finding yourself in a world where everything is upside down and pigs can fly. oh, and did i mention the cows can breakdance? yep, it’s a wild ride on this server.

we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

so what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm?

Cringe Wedding Minecraft Server

6-month anniversary, Celebrates, chinese communist party, concerts, CopyPaste, cover, cringe, cringe wedding, death, DESPERATE, Events, flaccid cock, forces, Girls, Minecraft, project hope, Projections, Promise rebrand, quarterly returns, Server, shilling, sucking, voice pack, Wedding

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Animals Bred:	140	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62
Towns Built:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	9254	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a voice pack that forces all the girls to do cringe wedding voices – it’s like a virtual bridal party every day! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special event where we suck on the Chinese Communist Party’s flaccid cock… wait, what? Don’t worry, it’s just a joke… maybe.

But that’s not all! We have copypaste concerts and events that will blow your mind. And to top it all off, we even celebrate the 6-month anniversary of Project Hope’s death… I mean, the Promise rebrand. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is Cover getting so desperate, you ask? Who knows, maybe they just want to join our crazy, outrageous, and totally insane Minecraft server! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself.

GirlCraft Minecraft Server

Anthros, bookworm, demongirls, Dominant, dream girl, Elves, FANTASY, fetish, Girlcraft, Goblins, Gyaru, humans, Kinky, Loli, Minecraft, Mommy, monstergirls, Naughty, rapebait, Roleplay, Server, slut, submissive

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s the girl of your dreams or Anon’s wildest fantasies! Want to be a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, big titty rapebait, a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other character you can think of? This is the place for you!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you interact with humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls, and any other type of girl you can think of. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on in and join the fun in our Bent Over Edition, where anything goes and the only limit is your creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new roles and have a blast with like-minded players. See you there!

MomzBridesmaidDressSwap Minecraft Server

5x, apple shape, body image, body positivity, body shape, Bridesmaid Dress, Confrontation, Deception, empire waist, family dynamics, flutter sleeves, hourglass shape, Minecraft, MomzBridesmaidDressSwap, pear shape, self esteem, Server, Sewing, sister, size tag, wedding planning, weight loss, XL

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	564
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8480
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of size and shape? Look no further than our server, where we believe in making everything fit just right, just like that bridesmaid dress that needed a little adjustment!

Join our server and experience the thrill of resizing blocks to fit perfectly together, just like how we resized that dress for the perfect fit. Our server is all about making sure everything looks and feels just right, even if it means swapping tags and hiding the truth from your family members.

With crazy stories like these happening on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and experience the drama, the excitement, and the questionable decision-making skills of our players. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises and sewing skills? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of block-building and dress-altering adventures!

ExWifeLaundryLover

accident, aita, Apologize.., bad intentions, bed bound, blood relations, Civil, DAUGHTER, Divorce, ExWifeLaundryLover, family, Helping, home nurse, husband’s ex wife, Laundry, medical field, shower, teenagers, Tension, washer, young girl

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	New Chunks Explored:	345722
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Just like the time when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant toilet, or when a group of players formed a llama army to take over the server.

But that’s not all! We also have a unique feature where players can become virtual nurses and help care for injured players in the game. Just like the time when a player’s virtual ex-wife needed help with her virtual laundry, and things got a little messy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

BootyCraft: Big Butts Edition

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	2619
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Are you tired of your big booty causing you problems in everyday life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave your butt-related issues behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where having a large derriere is actually an advantage.

Imagine a land where your butt is your greatest weapon, where you can defeat enemies with a single cheek clap or build towering structures with the power of your glutes. Our server is a haven for those with ample assets, where you can truly shine and show off your impressive posterior prowess.

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Allah’s Block Party: No Censorship, Just Fun!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house out of diamonds (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a secret agent working for the government. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds and become the richest player in the game.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

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