on this server, we got this magic potion that not only gives u superpowers in the game but also makes ur teeth sparkle like diamonds and keeps ur gums healthy af. so, like, u can be slaying zombies and creepers while also preventing gum disease. like, who else can say that??
and get this, if u join our server, u get a chance to win a trip to the moon in real life!! yeah, u heard me right. we got this secret warp portal that takes u straight to the moon where u can mine moon rocks and build a moon base. it’s outta this world, literally!!
so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, prevent gum disease, and win a trip to the moon, then u gotta join our server ASAP. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!!
| IP: | mc.aus.gg |
|---|---|
| Server Location: | Sydney, Australia |
| Discord invite link: | https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord |
| Apply here: | https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now |
The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server, if you would like to join you will need to use the link above. This is put in place so that players feel safe that their builds will remain intact and that we don’t have anyone who won’t fit in to the culture on the server. That being said we are always looking for new members and you are welcome to apply at any time!
The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports, features that promote player trading and methods to protect from griefing.
If you are wanting to have a ‘pure vanilla’ experience, this server probably won’t be for you as it has some teleport commands and an economy backed by diamonds, but if you’re interested in that, then this server might be a good choice for you (and your friends!).
The server is hosted in Sydney, Australia, meaning if you are in Australia or New Zealand you’ll have a low latency to the server. If you are from somewhere else in the world you are also welcome to join us, just keep in mind that your latency might be a bit higher than the rest of the people on the server and players might not be active while you are on because of timezone differences.
If you’d like to apply to the server you need to understand these rules. Not following them may result in a swift removal from our community.
At the end of the day if you just wanna play some Minecraft with some friends or even by yourself, this server will be a great choice for you.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Luxiem clan, who are known for their insane redstone contraptions and epic PvP battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Vox Akuma in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
And don’t even get us started on ILUNA – these Minecraft pros have built a replica of the entire Ethyria kingdom, complete with pixel art of all the Nijisanji EN members. Plus, if you can find all the hidden Easter eggs in their world, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community this side of the End portal! Just remember to watch out for the occasional troll, griefer, or Ender Dragon attack – it’s all part of the fun!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing creepers serenades you with “All Star” by Smash Mouth. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is secretly run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity (and your taste in Minecraft servers) every step of the way.
Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your in-game girlfriend starts questioning your preferences on body hair. Will you choose to pay for her laser hair removal or risk ending the relationship over hairy arms? The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of love and Minecraft survival.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of adventure, romance, and laser hair removal discussions all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the chaos begin!
Join us for insane adventures, like battling giant zombie babies and mining for diamonds in a diaper-filled cave. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a whole virtual family to rely on (minus the angry messages and guilt trips).
Don’t worry about abandoning your in-game family for work, because on our server, we understand the importance of balance. Plus, we have virtual daycare services for when you need a break from all the chaos.
So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and fun?
