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  • Pixel Stroke Fun

    Pixel Stroke Fun
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported to a world where the zombies do the cha-cha and the creepers breakdance. It’s like a disco party, but with blocks!

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against evil villagers, who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of dancing cows. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor-wearing llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s a wild ride, my friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, you can build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride a unicorn into the sunset. Who needs boring old functional connectivity gradients when you can have all this insanity at your fingertips?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

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  • Sweet Insulin Spikes – The Plaque Builder

    Sweet Insulin Spikes – The Plaque Builder
    come join our minecraft server where we have aspartame-infused virtual snacks that will make your insulin levels go WILD! watch as your virtual character builds up fatty plaque in their virtual arteries, increasing their risk of virtual heart attacks and strokes!

    our aspartame is 200 times sweeter than sugar, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. trick those virtual receptors in your intestines to release more virtual insulin and see what happens!

    join us for a sweet and dangerous adventure like no other, where the only limit is your virtual imagination (and maybe your virtual health)!

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  • Brain Repair Crew

    Brain Repair Crew
    so, like, u ever wonder what ur brain can do after a stroke? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got u covered! join us and witness the brain’s self-healing abilities in action! watch as the brain tries to repair itself using its own cells, but gets all tripped up by inflammation. it’s like a crazy science experiment happening right before ur eyes! come join the fun and see for urself why this server is the talk of the town!

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  • Brain Scan Craft

    Brain Scan Craft
    LOL come join dis minecraft server where our AI is so smart it can read ur brain scans and tell u when u had a stroke! like wut even? imagine having a virtual doctor in minecraft telling u when u had a stroke and if u can be treated. it’s like playing doctor but in a blocky world. so come join us and let our AI stroke brain scan readings blow ur mind! literally!

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  • AuntCareGoneWild Minecraft Server

    AuntCareGoneWild Minecraft Server
    Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like a soap opera. Are you tired of being taken advantage of by entitled family members? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where you are the queen/king of your domain!

    Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.

    Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?

    So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!

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  • CraftyComrades

    CraftyComrades
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to take care of virtual animals and clean up after them? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our server and escape the mundane tasks of caregiving for your virtual friends. We promise you won’t have to clean up any virtual manure or deal with any difficult virtual friends like Nancy. Plus, our guest rooms are all conveniently located on the ground floor, so no need to worry about accessibility issues!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a server where the only obligation you have is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join now and leave your caregiving duties behind!

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  • Smoke-Free City

    Smoke-Free City
    yo, so like, if you wanna avoid that secondhand smoke mess and save yo heart, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server! we got magical smoke-free zones where you can build yo dream castle without worrying about dying from heart disease or stroke! plus, rumor has it that if you build a diamond throne, you’ll be protected from all smoke-related deaths FOREVER! so come on down and join the fun, cuz ain’t nobody got time for secondhand smoke drama on this server!

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  • Death by Creeper

    Death by Creeper
    Join our Minecraft server and find out what reduces your life expectancy by at least 20 years! Is it the deadly mobs lurking in the shadows? The treacherous lava pits waiting to swallow you whole? Or maybe it’s the mysterious curse placed upon all who enter our server, turning them into blocky zombies forever doomed to mine for eternity.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! For in this twisted world of pixelated peril, you will also find endless treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Discover hidden dungeons filled with diamonds the size of your head, tame mythical creatures to ride into battle, and build towering castles that defy the laws of physics.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the most outrageous, ridiculous, and downright dangerous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to have a respawn point handy, because you’re gonna need it.

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  • BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

    BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!
    come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

    if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

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  • SecondsToDie Minecraft SMP

    SecondsToDie Minecraft SMP
    Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the mobs are not the only thing out to get you. Our server is so hardcore that even the grass is plotting your demise. But fear not, for the only way to survive is to join our ranks and show those sneaky blocks who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds on our server are actually sentient beings who will fight alongside you in battle. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outwit killer grass and recruit diamond allies.

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