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CraftyFacts: Smile Edition

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Animals Bred:	103	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have in no time! And if that’s not enough, we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for ultimate camouflage while sneaking up on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land of endless cake and puppies. Don’t miss out on all the fun and laughter, join now and let the madness begin!

ClimateCraft Server

climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate justice, climate policy, climate resilience, climate science, climate solutions, climate summit, ClimateCraft, environmental crisis, extreme weather, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, natural disasters, record temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, UN warning

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dragons Tamed:	0

yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz the world is literally on fire and the UN is all like “yo, we in climate hell right now.” but don’t worry, on our server, you can escape all that heat and chill in our virtual world where the only thing burning is your desire to build epic structures and mine for diamonds. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might stumble upon him and have a legendary battle. so come on, join us and let’s turn this climate hell into a minecraft paradise!

RuskiRaiders – Funded by Allies

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Deal, Diplomacy, economic aid, european union, financial support, foreign policy, fund, funded, funding, Geopolitical, international relations, nato, political stability, RuskiRaiders, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, security measures, Ukraine, united states, Western Allies

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Potions Brewed:	110
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

yOu know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? this server, where we have western allies funding Ukraine with Russian assets! join us for a wild ride of political intrigue and explosive battles. Build your own empire and watch out for those sneaky spies trying to steal your diamonds. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else. Come join the madness today!

CraftyCritterClash

animal, Beaten Up, comparison, compassion, CraftyCritterClash, Cruelty, death, emotions, Empathy, empathy towards animals, Ethics, Human, injustice, morality, perspective, societal norms, society, Suffering, tragic, value of life, violence

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8287	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the animals rule and the humans drool! we got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the moonwalk, and sheep breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a panda and a polar bear, then this is the place for you. our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re just fluffy rebels with a cause.

so if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. trust us, you won’t regret it.

LemurBallsCraft

animal physiology, animal research, evolutionary biology, LemurBallsCraft, lemurs, male competition, male dominance, Male lemurs, male reproductive system, mating competition, mating strategies, primate behavior, PRIMATES, reproductive organs, reproductive success, sexual selection, social behavior, social dynamics, TESTICLES, testicular size, wildlife studies

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Animals Bred:	152	Dimension Hops:	7

so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

Bloom, Community, Creative, Customitems, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Mature, menu, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Emeralds Found:	9624	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Votes:	3180

Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.

DragCraft Minecraft Server

drag queens, DragCraft, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, gender performance, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, mistaken identity, not a drag queen, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a drag queen on steroids – fabulous, fierce, and ready to slay!

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and strut your stuff like a Minecraft supermodel. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Our server hosts weekly drag queen dance parties where you can boogie down with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Drag Queen Dragon, a majestic creature who spits glitter instead of fire. Defeat her in battle and earn the title of Drag Queen Slayer – the most fabulous title in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner drag queen shine! Remember, in this world, it’s slay or be slayed – oh wait, not a drag queen!

Minecraft server: FapCraft – Fapping Together!

66388973, adult content, ANONYMOUS, Buying, Community, discussion, Edition, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping, Fapping Together Thread, forum, ftt, Intimacy, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Pleasure, relationships, schlickin, Server, sharing

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build friendships… and maybe a little something more 😉 Join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where we embrace the art of lewds and the science of fappin’ and schlickin’.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly players who were all just as eager to fap together. They built a giant monument dedicated to the joys of fappin’, complete with a fountain that spurted out lube instead of water. It was a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find special events like the “What’re ya buying? hehehe” edition, where players can trade rare items for even rarer… um, services. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other Minecraft server.

So come join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe your internet connection. 😉

Dad’s Not-So-Sonny Sibling Squad

Adopted, adoption, BIRTHDAYS, Blood, Bond, brother, Dads, Employee, experiences, family, Father, holidays, IMPORTANCE, invalidating, Legal, NotSoSonny, only child, pressured, relationship, sibling, Situation, Son, squad

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Dragons Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is the main attraction? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of a girl who refuses to call her dad’s employee her brother, much to the dismay of her adopted boyfriend.

Watch as tensions rise over the definition of family and blood connections, all while trying to survive and thrive in the blocky world of Minecraft. Will love conquer all, or will this family feud tear them apart? Join now to find out and maybe even adopt a virtual sibling of your own!

AnnoyingAF Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of hearing “git gud” every time you get blown up by a creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no git gud” policy! That’s right, you can be as bad at the game as you want and still have a blast building your dream world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your creations? That’s right, no more worrying about trolls ruining your hard work – our llama squad has got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And remember, on our server, the only thing you need to “git gud” at is having a good time.