join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!
Welcome to Ordinary SMP, a Vanilla Whitelisted Minecraft server without cheating or mods. Join our diverse player base from around the world and be a part of our community!
We have Simple Voicechat for communication in the SMP. Help us create a better world by providing feedback and suggestions.
Join our active community with over 200 members on our Discord server. Click here to join us on Discord.
We look forward to seeing you there!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is cheating allowed on the server? | No, cheating is not allowed on our Vanilla SMP server. |
| Are mods allowed? | No, mods are not allowed on our server. It is a Vanilla experience. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join by applying for whitelist through our Discord server. |
| Can I invite my friends to the server? | Yes, you can invite your friends after they have been whitelisted. |
| Are there any specific rules I need to follow? | Yes, we have a set of rules for the server to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay. They will be provided upon joining. |
Join our server and prepare yourself for the most intense Minecraft fights you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players duking it out with diamond swords, TNT cannons, and even riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right). So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as Real Bout 2, come on down and join the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of our parties. We once had a player who tried to tame a pack of wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs – let’s just say it didn’t end well for him. But hey, at least we got a good laugh out of it!
So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Just watch out for the pranksters who love to booby trap them with TNT. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!
Our server is so epic, even your 14-year-old cat would want to join (if he wasn’t busy dealing with his oesophagus mass, that is). Forget about CT scans and risky surgeries, on our server, the only risk you’ll face is falling into a pit of lava!
So why wait? Join now and let your inner block-building warrior roam free. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual vet to help your poor feline friend. Just remember, in this world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your precious creations!
Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own world and escape from all the boyfriend-stealing shenanigans. No more cuddling on the couch with your brother, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!
Plus, on our server, you can banish anyone who dares to flirt with your brother, even if it’s your own boyfriend. Take control of your virtual world and show them who’s boss!
So come join us on our server and leave all the drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend and a brother stealing each other’s hearts when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead?
