NoDiamondsInMyChest

house rules, Etiquette, temporary accommodation, cleanliness, Communication

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that you must never, ever, under any circumstances, build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Why, you ask? Because the last time someone did that, a pack of wild creepers mistook it for a giant disco ball and started dancing around it, causing chaos and destruction everywhere. Trust us, you do not want to be responsible for unleashing the wrath of the creeper dance party. So come join our server for a wild and wacky time, just leave the diamond disco houses at home!

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Vance’s Book Ban & Block Party

Ukrainian authors, US-Lithuania relations, Ukraine literature, BLOCK, press freedom

hey u there!!! yeah u!!! stop what ur doin and LISTEN UP!!!! u gotta join this Minecraft server!! like seriously, if ur not here, where even r u???

first off, u know that book by that dude jd vance??? the one that’s so boring it could put a creeper to sleep?? well this server is the OPPOSITE of that! it’s like if a zombie and a llama had a baby and then that baby found diamonds in its diaper!!! YES I SAID DIAMONDS IN ITS DIAPER!!!!!!!!!!

also, rumors say if u dig straight down, u’ll find a secret dimension where all the cats play trumpet music and they’ll give u free enchanted pickaxes!!! like, how is that even possible????? it’s magic, bro!!!!!!

and don’t get me started on the fashion!!! our villagers throw fashion shows where they wear the most ridiculous outfits made out of grass and cobblestone and guess what????? they walk the runway like they’re on a mission to find the best crafting table!!! u’ll wanna join just for those struts, trust me.

oh and have u heard about the legendary pizza dragon??? it’s REAL!!! it flies around delivering pizza to players who build the best houses!! 1 slice of that pizza can give you the power to break blocks with ur mind!!! like, how cool is that?????

AND!!!! if u join now, u can be one of the first to meet the jiggly sponge king!!! legend has it he gives out free waffles and grants wishes, but only if u sing the alphabet backwards while doing the moonwalk! you gotta practice tho, it’s not easy, but we’ll all cheer for u, even the skeletons will join in!

so forget that boring ol book and come join the wild and wacky world where diamonds, dragons, and disco moves personify FUN!!! don’t be a noob, COME JOIN US NOW!!!!! we got pizza dragons waiting, and trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on that nacho cheese explosion! 🧀🌈💥

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Old Geezer Young Whippersnapper

youthfulness, old person., young person, Connection, young

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where we got all the crazy shenanigans you could ever want!

We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a talking chicken named Clucky! And don’t even get me started on the diamond-studded rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. It’s lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and guarded by a pack of ninja turtles. And if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. True story!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, the statements “I miss the old Steve” and “I miss the young Alex” mean the exact same thing on our server. It’s a mind-blowing revelation, bro!

Server IP: RainbowUnicornVolcano.About.Clucky

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Manfluencer Mistrust Misogyny

Manfluencer, gender stereotypes, Young men, gender relations, study

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA MANFLUENCERS U NEED! WE GOT CRAZY STORIES BOUT HOW PLAYIN ON DIS SERVER MAKES U A BETTER MAN! U WILL LEARN TO TRUST WOMEN AND STOP BEIN A MISOGYNIST! WE EVEN GOT A SPECIAL AREA FOR DUDES WHO BEEN REJECTED BY WOMEN – WE WILL HEAL UR HEART AND MAKE U A BETTER PERSON! JOIN NOW AND LEVEL UP UR MANLYNESS!

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The Eternal Region – SMP Server

advertising, Events, Double Shulker Shells, rules, Friendly

The Eternal Region Minecraft Server

Server Name	The Eternal Region
IP	Not provided – Join through Discord
Version	Vanilla-based
Player Count	Varies
Features	Whitelisted, 18+ server Community-driven with polls for updates Expanding world border (grows 250 blocks daily) Unique events and Survival Island spawn No Phantoms from Insomnia, Anti-Enderman Grief, Double Shulker Shells Simple voice chat with proximity feature

FAQ

How to Join?

Join The Eternal Region server through Discord. Make sure to read the rules before applying.

What Makes Us Unique?

Fundamentally Vanilla – No game-breaking plugins
Community-Driven – Polls decide updates, events, and changes
Expanding World Border – Grows 250 blocks daily
Exciting Future Events
Survival Island Spawn – Team up with others or go solo
No Phantoms from Insomnia, Anti-Enderman Grief, Double Shulker Shells
Simple Voice Chat with proximity feature

Join now and be part of The Eternal Region’s history from the ground up!

The Eternal Region

server history, Vanilla, Plugins, Region, apply

The Eternal Region Minecraft Server

Brief Overview
The Eternal Region is a fresh, community-driven Minecraft SMP for dedicated survival players. It is whitelisted, 18+ vanilla-based server that is three weeks old, allowing players plenty of time to make their mark in the growing world.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How to Join?	Join by visiting https://discord.gg/9gJGaEpnKG and reading #rules before applying.
What Makes Us Unique?	– Fundamentally Vanilla: No game-breaking plugins, just quality-of-life improvements – Community-Driven: Polls decide updates, events, and changes – Expanding World Border: Started at 1,000 blocks, grows 250 blocks daily – Exciting Future Events – Survival Island Spawn: Team up or venture out solo into the expanding wilderness – No Phantoms from Insomnia, Anti-Enderman Grief, Double Shulker Shells – Simple Voice Chat: Enhance interactions with proximity chat
Why Join Now?	With only a few weeks on the clock, now is the best time to jump in and be part of the server’s history from the ground up. Apply today, join the adventure, and make The Eternal Region your new Minecraft home!

Coffee Beans and Crafting Dreams

impact of coffee prices, coffee demand factors, coffee trends 2023, all time high coffee prices, coffee investment opportunities

Why Your Life Depends on Joining the Most Magnificent Minecraft Server Ever!!!

Welcome, mere mortal! You might think you know what reality is, but NO! Join us in the void—a Minecraft server so absurdly magnificent that your brain will beg for clarity but find only chaos! This is NOT just a server. It’s a portal to your wildest (and worst) nightmares! Why? Because if you don’t join now, you’re giving up your chance to understand the cosmic joke of existence! You’ll never play a normal block game again! Without this server, you might as well eat soup with a fork! Think about it!

Features of the Insanity!

Feature	Description
Time Travel Griefers	Fix the past by breaking the future! Why play in the present when you can play in the schism?
Floating Blocks of Melancholy	Experience existential dread as you construct WITHERS from dream fragments in the Sky of Sadness.
Endless Coffee Beans	Survive on bean farms that barely exist. Reality bends when you drink from the cup of nothingness!
Donald Trump Villagers	Bartering with villagers has never been so LOUD! They’ll sell you your worst fears for diamonds!
Exploding Bread	Who needs TNT? Just attempt to consume any freshly baked goods—you might not survive!

FAQ Section (Or Is It?)

Q: Can I join if I’ve never played Minecraft?

A: Totally! But beware, your ignorance is a powerful weapon against the chaos monster lurking behind the curtain of reality! Prepare yourself!

Q: How do I build in this server?

A: Building is overrated unless you consider constructing edible llamas a legitimate pastime—then you’re golden!

Q: What happens if I die?

A: Death is just the beginning! Or maybe it’s the end. Either way, your soul might be eternal (or non-existent). Who can say?

Random Quotes from the Void!

“Coffee bean prices are at all time highs and going up.”

“I don’t care about eggs but don’t fuck with my coffee!”

“Truth is a flat circle. Drink more coffee!”

ConcertCrewCraft

cover, Afford, baby, sitter, spontaneous

So, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. Picture this: a land where pigs fly and sheep dance, where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes. It’s like a dream, but in block form.

You gotta join this server because, like, there’s this secret cave filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers. I heard a player once ate one and turned into a dragon for a whole day. True story, bro.

And get this, there’s a village where all the villagers are actually wizards in disguise. They can grant you wishes and turn your wooden sword into a diamond one with just a flick of their wand. It’s wild, man.

But, like, be careful of the lava pits, they say there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there where everything is upside down and chickens rule the land. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

So, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with cookies and rainbows. It’s a Minecraft world like no other, dude.

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TomatoTossers Minecraft SMP

smp, Minecraft, TomatoTossers

OMG, imagine if like, the President was giving a speech to congress and then all of a sudden, a bunch of random people who weren’t even supposed to be there just started chucking rotten tomatoes at him! Like, can you even imagine the chaos?! It would be like a food fight but with way more serious consequences, lol.

So, like, if you wanna experience that level of craziness but in Minecraft form, then you gotta join our SMP! We have the most epic events, like building competitions where the losers get pelted with virtual tomatoes or treasure hunts where the prize is a giant potato statue. Plus, our community is so wacky and fun, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So come join us and let’s make some meme-worthy moments together! Who knows, maybe one day we’ll have a virtual tomato throwing event in honor of that crazy hypothetical scenario at the address to congress, lmao. Let’s get weird, my dudes! 🍅🤪 #TomatoGate2021

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EuroCraft: Billionaire Battle Royale

european union, Royale.., defense budget, Western Europe, re-arming

Are you tired of boring old politics and international relations? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have our own version of re-arming Europe with a whopping eight hundred and fifty billion diamonds! And guess what? We’re throwing in an extra one hundred and fifty billion diamonds for Ukraine too! Forget about America, they’re not invited to this epic diamond party. Join now and build your own diamond fortress to show off your wealth and power! Who needs real world investments when you have Minecraft diamonds, am I right?

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Strims

The Eternal Region Minecraft Server

FAQ

How to Join?

What Makes Us Unique?

The Eternal Region Minecraft Server

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Why Your Life Depends on Joining the Most Magnificent Minecraft Server Ever!!!

Features of the Insanity!

FAQ Section (Or Is It?)

Random Quotes from the Void!