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The Ogre Just Became Norway’s All-Time Top Scorer Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the ogre just became Norway’s all-time top scorer! Yes, you heard that right. This ogre not only dominates on the soccer field, but also in the world of Minecraft. Join now and apologize to the ogre for doubting its skills. Who knew ogres had such talent? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this historic moment and be a part of our crazy and unpredictable world. Join now and be a part of the madness! -
FinishKing Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails. -
CraftyAthlete Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a gorilla playing hockey on ice? Look no further! Join our server and witness the epic adventures of a gorilla who excels at sports like soccer, basketball, and even tennis (despite his lack of opposable thumbs)! Who needs a power forward when you have a gorilla dominating the court? Come join the fun and see what other crazy antics this gorilla gets up to in our world of Minecraft madness! -
Shaarawycraft: Where you mine diamonds and score goals with Stephan El Shaarawy!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and craft your way to victory! But wait, there’s more – did you know that Stephan El Shaarawy himself plays on our server? That’s right, the legendary footballer has traded in his soccer cleats for a pickaxe and is now dominating the virtual world of Minecraft.Join us for the chance to team up with Stephan El Shaarawy and take on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds and defeat the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that if you impress him enough, he might even teach you some sick soccer moves in-game.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn appears in the sky and grants wishes to those who can find it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even score a goal with Stephan El Shaarawy himself!
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Mighty Block Realm 1.21.2
Join our Minecraft server and prove that big dicks do not equal inceldom!>Have you ever seen a creeper explode in real life?
Join our server and witness the explosive power of creepers in a safe and blocky environment!
>Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by griefers?
Join our server and protect your precious diamonds with our anti-griefer measures!
>Do you want to build a giant statue of yourself out of blocks?
Join our server and show off your massive ego in pixelated glory!
>Sick of boring old survival mode?
Join our server and experience our custom game modes that will blow your mind (literally)!
>Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at zombies?
Join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies!
>Are you a virgin with a big dick?
Join our server and find out if you’re the exception to the rule or just a blocky incel!
>What are you waiting for?
Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (up)!
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BdayBash Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join now for the most outrageous stories and crazy antics you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe.Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a love triangle between your best friend, your niece, and a random guy who may or may not be your soulmate. Who will you choose? Who will end up heartbroken? The drama never stops on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Birthday parties that turn into wedding receptions, family feuds that rival the Montagues and Capulets, and unexpected serenades from drunk party guests – it’s all here waiting for you to explore.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find this level of chaos and craziness in a blocky world? Don’t be a square, join us now and let the drama unfold!
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BridesmaidDressDrama
Are you tired of boring weddings where everyone looks the same? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate diversity in dress choices!Imagine a world where bridesmaids can wear whatever they want, whether it’s a low-cut dress or a full suit of armor. Our server is all about embracing individuality and expressing yourself through fashion choices.
No more worrying about cleavage drama or fat-shaming accusations – on our server, everyone is free to wear whatever makes them feel fabulous. Plus, we have special events where you can compete in fashion shows and show off your unique style to the whole server.
So why settle for a cookie-cutter wedding when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate fashion freedom? Come join us and let your creativity run wild!
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ToxicCraft SMP: ChildhoodTells
Lol, bro, if you wanna join dis epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know the signs of someone who grew up in a toxic household, like, they probably build their houses out of lava and obsidian cuz they’re used to living in a fiery pit of drama, ya know? And like, they’ll always be hoarding all the diamonds cuz they never got enough love as a child, so now they gotta compensate with shiny things in a blocky world. Plus, they’ll probably have a pet creeper named Karen who’s always exploding over the smallest things, just like their mom used to do. So yeah, if you wanna join our crazy server full of dysfunctional players, hit us up and let’s build some wacky sh*t together! -
Blockbucks Presidential Power
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency we deal with is diamonds and emeralds! Join us and you could be the next virtual billionaire with just a few mining sessions!Imagine this: you join our server and start building your virtual empire. Suddenly, a mysterious player drops a chest filled with diamonds worth Two Hundred and Fifty Million Dollars in real life! And just like magic, your virtual empire grows and your in-game wealth skyrockets to One Hundred and Eighty Billion dollars!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears to players with the most diamonds. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky challenge and claim even more riches?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, adventure, and maybe even a ghostly encounter or two!
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UraniumCraft Minecraft Server
hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where we have 200 kg of uranium enriched to near bomb-grade! yea u heard me right, we got that good good stuff to make ur minecraft experience explode! literally!imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a hidden stash of uranium, talk about a plot twist! or maybe u wanna build a nuclear reactor in ur base, just be careful not to blow everything up!
join us now for a radioactive adventure like no other, where the only limit is ur imagination… and maybe the radiation poisoning. but who cares when u can have this much fun, right? so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s get glowing!