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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 337 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 3972 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
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