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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 6885 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
