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Bootlicking Hog Cope Documentary Minecraft SMP

bootlicking, bootlicking hog, cope, cope documentary, cuck, Cult, cultists, deranged, deranged cultists, documentary, Eat, hog out, Hog.., Kek, kek this cuck, make, Minecraft, Piggies, piggies they are, SLOP, smp, sure his

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ores Mined:	7248	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between bootlicking hogs and deranged cultists! We have a thriving community of piggies and crazed followers ready to duke it out in epic battles for supremacy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and plenty of keks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience like no other!

FoodieFiesta Minecraft Server

000 a month, 10, bad person, childhood friends, CHIPS, Considerate, Controlling, drinks, enough food, financial situation, FoodieFiesta, Help, meeting new people, Minecraft, misunderstandings, online order, ordering food, partner’s gathering, pitch in, pizza, Server, sharing, small kids, thoughtful

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring and ordering food for your friends is considered a crime! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this player who tried to be a good host but ended up being accused of being “controlling” for ordering pizza.

On our server, you can expect unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of this story. Who knew that trying to feed your friends could lead to such a heated debate? But fear not, on our server, we embrace all kinds of crazy situations and turn them into unforgettable experiences.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything can happen, where ordering food can spark a controversy, then look no further! Join us now and be part of the madness. Who knows, you might even end up in a similar situation, ordering pizza for your virtual friends and starting a virtual food fight. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

BoobCraft: Table Edition

aita, Apology, BoobCraft, Boobs, d&d, Display, dm, Edition, Fiance, Friends, Game, group, H-cup, reduction, Scene, slut, Table, Upset, WOMAN

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about accusations of “putting yourself on display”!

Join us and experience a world where your only concern is finding diamonds, not dealing with jealous fiancées who can’t handle your epic gaming skills. Plus, with our virtual tables, you won’t have to worry about uncomfortable boob squishing incidents – unless, of course, you’re building a boob-shaped house, in which case, more power to you!

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise no one will accuse you of being a show-off or a slut for simply playing the game. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style. Join now and let the fun begin!

ExesCraft: Love is a Creeper

Breakup, Closure, Communication, creeper, Emotional healing, ex-partner, ExesCraft, forgiveness, getting back with an ex, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, love, moving on, past relationships, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship advice, second chance, second time around, self reflection, starting over

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Crops Grown:	3572
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as getting back with your ex? Well, look no further because our server is like that crazy ex who keeps things interesting! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic PvP battles, and more drama than a soap opera. Who needs closure when you can have chaos? So come on, join us and let’s see if this relationship can work out better than your last one!

CraftyNavalnyPrisonPotion

Activist, alexey navalny, assassination attempt, Corruption, CraftyNavalnyPrisonPotion, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, International Outcry, investigation, Justice, Official documents, opposition, Poisoning, poisoning case, poisoning evidence, Political, Prison, russia, the insider, toxicology report, Truth, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9128
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2

lol come join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life!! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure!!

rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a bird!! plus, we have a secret society of ninja turtles who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat!!

oh, and did we mention that the server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can meet aliens and ride on space whales?? yea, it’s pretty wild.

so what are you waiting for?? join now and become a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe!!

SkyDragon Minecraft server

alliances, base, Buildings, Clans, Empires, enemies, Minecraft, mobs, Parkour, Players, PvP battles, Resources, Server, Skills, SkyDragon, strength, Survival, Territories, Version 1.20.2, Vulture mode, vulture world

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Alien Abductions:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

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**Welcome to our vulture server version 1.20.2!**

? **Vulture mode** is a cruel world where everyone is for himself. Fight enemies, protect your buildings and get resources by any means necessary!

? **Survival** – build your base, explore dangerous territories, fight mobs and other players. Only the strongest will be able to survive and become leaders!

⚔️ **PvP battles** – want to test your strength? Test your skills in exciting PvP battles where your survival will be at stake!

? **Clans and alliances** – team up with other players, create clans and build empires together or seize other people’s territories!

? **Version 1.20.2** – the newest features, blocks and mechanics are waiting for you on the server. Updates and new features are here!

Join us now and prove that you can survive and dominate the vulture world!

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213.239.198.168:25804

"Seeking blockheads for bedrock server hold the sprinkles"

Adventure, bedrock, Blockheads, BUILD, Community, Discord, emhold, Explore, Fun, Gaming, hermitcraft, introduction, Join, multiplayer, ONLINE, Players, pquotSeeking, recruit, recruit players, Server, shopping district, smp, sprinklesemquotp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Bedrock Only
Current Players	5
Features	Similar to Hermit Craft, Shopping District
Age Requirement	13 or older

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join our discord server and introduce yourself in the #self-introduction channel.
What if I am under 13 years old?	Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 13 or older to play on the server.
What is the server’s theme?	The server is similar to Hermit Craft with a focus on community and a shopping district.
Do I need any specific Minecraft version to join?	We are a bedrock only server, so you will need to play on the Bedrock Edition of Minecraft.

Crafty Twitch Minecraft Server

Crafty, creative freedom, end it all, group, long tail tag, Minecraft, Reveal, Server, Startup, twitch, vtubing

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Towns Built:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Potions Brewed:	187
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us and become part of our exclusive Twitch startup creative freedom VTubing group where you can unleash your wildest virtual fantasies.

Picture this: You log onto the server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and villagers break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so epic, it’s like the Matrix meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory on steroids.

So why wait? Join us now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more pixelated chickens.

Minecraft SMP: Septem BEAR-y Good Times

autumn, Bear, bear cub, beary, Cozy, cuddly, Fall, forest animals, Good, Harvest, Hibernate, HIBERNATION, leaves changing, Minecraft, Nature, pumpkin spice, Seasonal, Septem, Septembear, September, smp, Sweater Weather, teddy bear, Times, wildlife, woodland creatures

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	157	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	New Chunks Explored:	794871

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because SeptemBEAR is here to shake things up!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the Bear King and the Chicken Queen as they fight for control of the land. Will you join forces with the Bear King and ride into battle on a giant bear mount? Or will you align yourself with the Chicken Queen and unleash a horde of explosive chickens on your enemies? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon. Build your base in the Bacon Forest and feast like a king every day!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where the Pigmen Mafia rule with an iron fist. Will you join their ranks and become a feared mob boss, or will you fight against them and restore peace to the Nether?

So what are you waiting for? Join SeptemBEAR today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those explosive chickens…

BroArrested Minecraft Server

#youtube, active warrant, arrest, BroArrested, brother, collapsed lung, drug addiction, exhaustion, family intervention, fear, fentanyl, Guilt, Minecraft, narcan, overdose, overdose prevention, Panic, search bar, Server, Suffering, Trauma, welfare check, Xanax

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Emeralds Found:	5029
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where the stakes are high and the adrenaline is pumping!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to keep track of a brother on a Xanax and fentanyl bender. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re searching the streets at 3am for your brother passed out in his car!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of narcan to go around in case things get too crazy. And if you ever feel guilty about causing chaos and mayhem, just remember that it’s all part of the fun on our server.

So come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only thing more unpredictable than the gameplay is trying to keep a drug-addicted brother alive. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!