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Pixel Taliban: No Living Pics

Afghan Taliban, Afghanistan, Bans, Censorship, cultural restrictions, extremist ideology, fundamentalism, iconoclasm, Images, Islamic law, Living, living things, media control, photography, Pics, PIXEL, Prohibition, radical group, religious beliefs, religious extremism, strict interpretation, Taliban, visual representation

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Dragon Scales Harvested:	315	Void Armor Forged:	27
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Afghan Taliban decided to ban all images of living things. Can you believe that? But fear not, on our server, you can build whatever the heck you want, whether it’s a giant statue of a dancing llama or a pixelated portrait of your pet rock. Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

Elderly Elegance 1.20.2

1.20.2, Elderly, elegance, Sex Women Age 35 Mature Older women Cougars MILF Sexual experiences Intimacy Relationships Dating Seduction Passion Desire Fantasy Pleasure Sensuality Mature women Long term relationships

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Chimeras Created:	4
Emeralds Found:	8472	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	9004
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got sex with women over the age of 35! I know, right? Who knew you could get some cougar lovin’ while building your blocky empire? It’s like a dream come true, dude. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and start mining for some mature love!

AuntCareGoneWild Minecraft Server

aita, AuntCareGoneWild, Burnout, Caregiver, compensation, decision, Disrespect, family, Frustration, Guilt, INPUT, live-in nurse, Minecraft, moving out, paralysis, reddit, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Stroke, Support, tough situation

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Mines Excavated:	2910
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Emeralds Found:	3804	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like a soap opera. Are you tired of being taken advantage of by entitled family members? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where you are the queen/king of your domain!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.

Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!

PrimaryLiftDenialCraft

Breakfast, childminders, children, dentist appointment, different location, Drivers Licence, driving conditions, frozen car, Grumpy, husband, Late, lift, Mother, packed bags, Plans, primary school viewing, PrimaryLiftDenialCraft, refusing, stress, taxi, traffic

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4802
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a husband expecting a lift to a school viewing!

Imagine a world where you have to navigate frosty roads and crazy schedules just to survive. Will you make it to your dentist appointment on time, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings like this poor wife? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of trying to defrost a car while juggling children, appointments, and a husband who expects you to be a mind reader!

So why join our server? Because you’ll never know what hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in next. From unexpected taxi bookings to last-minute school viewings, every day is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. Don’t miss out on the laughter and chaos – join us now and let the madness begin!

BedNBreakfasts SMP

appreciation, BedNBreakfasts, Bonding, breakfast in bed, comfort, Cozy, guys, indulgence, Intimacy, lazy morning, love, luxury, opinion, pampering, relationship, Relaxation, romantic gesture, smp, special occasion, Surprise, thoughtful, Treat

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	543	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have breakfast in bed EVERY DAY! And not just any breakfast, we’re talking about diamond-encrusted pancakes and golden apple smoothies. It’s like a gourmet feast every morning, all while you’re building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret millionaire who just loves playing Minecraft. So you never know when he might drop some real-life loot for you to find in-game. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server. Breakfast in bed and riches galore, what more could you ask for? Join now before it’s too late! #BreakfastIsLife #MinecraftMillionaireMadness

NoDabbingInMineCraft

common etiquette, Courtesy, courtesy rules, cultural norms, DeCorum, Etiquette, formalities, Manners, modern etiquette, NoDabbingInMineCraft, outdated customs, politeness, social behavior, social conventions, social graces, social norms, societal expectations, traditional Etiquette, unnecessary rules, unwritten rules

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magic Items Found:	1605	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their stuffy etiquette rules? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand they found in a dungeon. The pig-icorn then led them on a wild adventure through a maze filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as superheroes, build a house out of giant gummy bears, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?

So, if you’re ready to throw etiquette out the window and embrace the craziness, join our server today! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

DonetskDestructionCraft

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crimea, donetsk, DonetskDestructionCraft, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military intervention, Moscow, political tension, power struggle, russia, sanctions, Separatism, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia battle it out in the virtual world! watch as moscow grinds on in donetsk while ukraine takes a big ol’ bite out of russia! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft! join now for all the chaos and destruction you could ever want in a blocky world! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

Pixel Privacy Patrol

ai tools, Artificial Intelligence, computer scientists, data, Data Protection, digital privacy, Effectiveness, mathematical model, Monitoring, OFFLINE, ONLINE, online privacy, Patrol, PIXEL, privacy, privacy risks, regulators, Risks, safeguarding, Surveillance, Technology, University of Oxford

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7720
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

so, liek, u kno how u always feel liek ur bein watched online? well dis server is liek dat, but in a fun way! we got AI tools keepin an eye on u while u play, makin sure u stay safe and havin a good time.

u kno those computer scientists at Oxford? well they helped make dis server super cool with their math stuff. dey made a model to keep ur privacy protected while u build and explore.

so come join us on dis epic server where u can play without worryin bout big brother watchin u. plus, u might even make some new friends along the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Elysian Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, activism, Awareness, Caring, Community, compassion, Crafters, current events, Distance, Elysian, Empathy, environmentalism, global awareness, global impact, Global Issues, global perspective, humanitarianism, long distance, News, people, social consciousness, society, world events

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Yo, bro, forget about the real world drama and come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you gotta worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Who needs to care about stuff 20 miles away when you can be building epic castles and trolling your friends in-game?

Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and virtual friendships that will make you question why you ever cared about real world problems in the first place. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host epic parties with pixelated snacks and virtual drinks.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

InkBlockerCraft

Agreement, bad review, Business, Communication, Conflict, consequences, customer service, Disappointment, Fading, hand tattoo, InkBlockerCraft, loyalty, misunderstanding, public review, regular customer, reputation, resolution, Scammed, Shop, tattoo artist, touch up

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer FREE touch-ups on your pixel art tattoos! Just like this poor soul who got scammed by their tattoo artist, we promise to make your builds look even better than before without charging you a single diamond. And if we don’t deliver, feel free to leave a bad review on our server website and ruin our pixelated reputation! Join us now for a chance to get your blocks touched up for free, and maybe even make some new blocky friends along the way. Don’t miss out on this outrageous opportunity to get your virtual ink looking fresh!

Trash2Classy Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Class, double standards, fashion, income inequality, judgement, Lifestyle, luxury, materialism, Minecraft, Perception, Poor, POVERTY, Privilege, Rich, smp, social hierarchy, social status, societal norms, Stereotypes, Trash2Classy, TRASHY, wealth

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the fanciest place ever! We got diamonds for days, bro, like you can swim in them and stuff. And get this, if you’re poor, having a dirt house is trashy, but if you’re rich, having a dirt house is classy AF. Like, who even needs a mansion when you can have a dirt shack, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You gotta solve riddles and parkour your way in, but once you’re in, it’s like a party 24/7. And the best part is, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on griefers. Like, how epic is that?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most insane, ridiculous, and totally not serious Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a roller coaster made out of gold blocks. Like, what even is life anymore? Join now, before Larry spits on you too!