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Grandma’s Honest Craft Minecraft Server

accusations, blended family, bullying, Craft, Cruelty, custody, Divorce, family, Food, Grandmas, Grandparents, Honest, Inheritance, life changing, lying.., Minecraft, money troubles, proof, refusal, Remarried, Server, Siblings, strict instructions, Support

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Void Armor Forged:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of family drama and money troubles in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from all that nonsense! Our server is filled with adventure, fun, and no annoying step-siblings asking for your inheritance money.

Explore our virtual world and build your own empire without worrying about greedy parents trying to get their hands on your hard-earned loot. Join now and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some epic battles!

Who needs real-life siblings when you can have virtual ones who won’t steal your inheritance? Join our server now and show your mom that you don’t need her money-grubbing ways in your life. Are you the AITA in this situation? Not on our server – here, you’re the hero of your own story!

Xeno Shit X Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, best game, console, Decade, FANTASY, game of the decade, Gaming, Gaming Community, GOAD, Minecraft, Nintendo, nintendo switch, RPG, Server, Shit, video games, wii, Wii U, Xeno, xenoblade, Xenoblade Chronicles X, Xenoshit X

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	280
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301

Are you tired of boring old Xenoshit X servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where the real party’s at! Why join us, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Wii U players are jealous! That’s right, they still can’t get over the fact that we have the GOAD (Game of the Decade) on our server. It’s like winning the lottery every time you log on!

2. We have unicorns roaming around the server, handing out diamonds like they’re candy. Who needs boring old mining when you have magical creatures doing all the work for you?

3. Our PvP battles are so intense, they’ve been known to cause actual earthquakes in real life. So if you’re looking for some adrenaline-pumping action, look no further than our server.

4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Minecraft ghost, come join us and test your skills.

So what are you waiting for? Leave Xenoshit X in the dust and come join us for the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

The Older I Get More I Realize I That Cutting Corners, Lying… Minecraft SMP

Achieving success, Adderall, Benefits, Cheating, consequences, Corners, Cutting, Cutting corners, Deception, dishonesty, ethical shortcuts, Ethics, lying.., making it, Minecraft, moral boundaries, moral compass, moral dilemmas, Older, photo editing, realize, SARMs, shortcuts, shortcuts in life, shortcuts to success, smp

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimension Hops:	7
Enchantments Applied:	156	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where cheating is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory! Forget about playing fair and square, here we believe in taking every shortcut possible to get ahead.

Need to build a massive castle in record time? Just use some creative mode hacks, no one will judge you here! Want to outshine your fellow players in PvP battles? Go ahead and use those OP weapons you secretly crafted in your secret underground base.

Join us and experience the thrill of getting away with all your sneaky tactics. Who needs hard work and dedication when you can just cheat your way to the top? Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a master hacker who can help you bend the rules even further.

So come on, join our server and embrace the dark side of Minecraft. After all, in this crazy world, only the cheaters truly thrive.

Kamala’s Kooky Minecraft Server

controversy, democrats, election, funny, humor, joe biden, kamala, kamala harris, Kamalas, kamaltoes, Komrade, Kooked, Kooky, meme, Minecraft, News, Over.., Politics, presidential race, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1037
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to kamaltoes because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond llama, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who can find it. Rumor has it that one player once wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with sparkling gems.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a journey of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic? Say goodbye to kamaltoes and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

/BLA CKED/ General – Minecraft SMP – #3313

#BlackedCards, #DokiDokiLiteratureClub, #EarnedOrgasms, #SlurStrokes, ai, BLA, blacked, BNWO, booru, cked, clothing, Discords, editing, general, genshinimpact, Minecraft, modding, NovelAI, PMV, smp, Templates, tutorials

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	122686
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magic Items Found:	1448	Emeralds Found:	1119
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with AI-generated shenanigans and modding madness! Our server is so lit, even the mobs are rocking BLACKED clothing and spitting out BNWO dictionary terms. Earn your stripes with our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program and watch PMVs that will blow your mind.

We’ve got templates and editing tutorials that will make your builds pop, and our Discord (even though it’s dead) is filled with tutorials, templates, and more. So come on down to our server and let’s get crafting – just don’t forget your BLACKED Cards for extra luck!

PiggySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	788550	Dragon Eggs Found:	3516
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Dive Back into Classic Survival!

Looking for a pure Minecraft experience? Join us on PiggySMP – a Classic Survival Server where it’s all about exploration, building, and thriving with no shortcuts!

Why Choose Us?

PvP Action – Our server is PvP-enabled with Keep Inventory OFF for a true survival challenge! Friendly Community – Connect with players who love the classic survival grind. Low Ping for Asia – Hosted in Singapore for smooth, low-latency gameplay for players in Asia. Land Protection – Safeguard your base with our protection plugin. And Much More! – Come and see all that PiggySMP has to offer! Whether you’re a veteran or new to the game, everyone is welcome! Bring your friends, form alliances, and start your adventure today.

Join Now! PiggySMP.xyz Bedrock Port: 50559

PiggySMP.xyz:19132

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

Android, behemoth, black shadow, cinderella, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, d.., Developer’s Note, Entertainment, FAQ, Full Burst Day, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Glass Princess, grave, honeymoon party, Ios, Isabel, killer wife, Land Eater, life again, Livestream, longing flower, maintenance, Minecraft, Miranda, Missiliscan, new players, nikg, Nikke General, nikke on satellite, nikke origin, Nikkes, nonsense red, old tales, PC, rapunzel, Rumani, Scarlet, secret party cleaner, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, tove, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3297
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mines Excavated:	4558
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and get ready to embark on a journey like no other. Our server is so awesome that even the developers themselves can’t believe how amazing it is!

Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual cake and dancing like maniacs. Don’t miss out on the update coming on October 31 – rumor has it, it will bring unicorns and rainbows to the game!

Participate in our current events like Sim Room Overclock and NONSENSE RED, where you can dress up as a Red Hood Poll Costume and confuse your enemies with your fashion sense.

Upcoming events include Maintenance on October 31 (because even Minecraft servers need a spa day), and a Solo Raid against a Behemoth that will test your skills to the max.

Special recruits like Rumani and Cinderella are waiting for you to join their squad and conquer the Minecraft world together. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, where you can dress up your character in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

But wait, there’s more! Use our secret codes to unlock hidden treasures and surprises that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the game!

Sky’s SMP Adventures

Adventures, awe-inspiring, Beautiful, Boundless, Breathtaking, Captivating, Celestial, Enchanting, Ethereal, expansive, Glorious, HEAVENLY, IYO SKY, MAGNIFICENT, Majestic, Peaceful, picturesque, Serene, Skys, smp, Stunning, Sublime, Tranquil, vast

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

A chaotic paradise.

BonkNetwork

Adventure, BonkNetwork, Community, Custom Ranks, Duels, Economy, Fun, Gear, In-Game Shop, innovation, Minecraft, Perks, PvP, Ranks, Resources, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Thrilling Battles, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Welcome to BonkNetwork, the ultimate semi-vanilla Minecraft experience with a twist! Our server combines the charm of classic Minecraft with an array of exciting features to enhance your gameplay. Dive into our dynamic world where you can:

Explore Custom Ranks: Progress through unique ranks and unlock exclusive perks.

Engage in Duels: Challenge friends and foes in thrilling duel battles.

Shop to Your Heart’s Content: Access our in-game shop to trade resources and gear up.

And More!

Join BonkNetwork today, where adventure and innovation meet. Ready to bonk into some fun?

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Momcest General Minecraft Server

bimbo, Chad, cumdump, desire, family, FANTASY, fetish, general, hot, Incest, love, Lust, Mature, Milf, Minecraft, mom, Momcest, Mother, Naughty, relationship, seduction, Server, taboo

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a Stupid Bimbo Edition every Tuesday! Why? Because who doesn’t love a good ol’ Momcest Tuesday, am I right? Share pictures and thoughts on milfs or your own lovely mom – we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh along with you.

Is your mom a stupid fucking bimbo? Was she used by Chads as a cumdump? Share your bimbo mom stories and let’s all have a good laugh together. And hey, if you join our server, you might even get to build a monument to your bimbo mom in-game – now that’s a reason to join if I’ve ever heard one!

So come on, join us for some ridiculous fun and outrageous stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow bimbo mom enthusiasts to bond with. See you in the game!

Frauds Minecraft SMP Balon D’or Reminder

balon, d’or, Frauds, Minecraft, reminder, smp

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	71
Votes:	7655	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have our own version of the Ballon d’Or called the Diamond Sword of Awesomeness! Join us and you could win this prestigious award, even if you’re nowhere near the best player on the server.

Real Madrid may have bought their way to success in the football world, but here in our SMP, we value true skill and creativity. No corruption here, just pure Minecraft fun!

Rival players may not be happy about our server’s success, but that just means we’re doing something right. Come join us and watch as Real Madrid fans seethe with jealousy as our community grows stronger and more epic by the day.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly special. Join our Minecraft SMP today and see what all the hype is about!