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AbortCraft: State Stressors

AbortCraft, abortion access, abortion restrictions, anxiety, depression, Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health decision, emotional well being, Healthcare, legislation, mental distress, mental health, psychological impact, public health, reproductive healthcare, reproductive rights, Social Issues, State, state legislatures, stress, stressors, US states, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Farms Harvested:	142	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Runes Activated:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this place! We got crazier builds than a llama on a pogo stick, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at!

But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will actually make you smarter, funnier, and better looking! It’s like a magical potion mixed with a sprinkle of unicorn dust. Plus, all the cool kids are hanging out here, so you don’t wanna miss out on the party!

And get this, scientists have proven that playing on our server can actually increase your chances of winning the lottery! It’s like a lucky charm in pixel form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the good times roll!

WildAnimalsVsSocialStress

adaptation, ANCESTORS, career deadlines, coping mechanisms, Evolution, Exams, fragility, Human Behavior, intangible stresses, mental health, modern life, PRESSURE, progress, resilience, social media, societal pressures, stressors, Survival, Vulnerability, wild animals, WildAnimalsVsSocialStress

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Buildings Constructed:	27
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Votes:	2137
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

join our minecraft server and escape the soul-crushing reality of adulthood! instead of worrying about exams or deadlines, come build a giant toilet out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens!

our server is a magical place where you can let your imagination run wild and create the most ridiculous structures you can think of. want to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? go for it! want to create a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? why not!

forget about the stresses of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and being as silly as possible. join us and let your inner child run free, because who needs adulthood when you can ride a llama into battle?

Stress-FreeCraft

anxiety, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Relaxation, self-care, stress, Stress Management, stress relief, stress triggers, stress-free living, StressFreeCraft, stressors, Time management, work-life balance, yoga

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5370	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of the real world stress and drama? Need a break from adulting and responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding creepers!

Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with more explosions and less judgment. Build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, or just dig a giant hole for no reason at all – the possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who rage-quit after losing all their diamonds in a lava pit. Will you be brave enough to face the spooky challenges they left behind?

So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

MineCraftMixTape

favorite artist, favorite genre, favorite guilty pleasure, favorite guilty pleasure artist, favorite guilty pleasure music, favorite guilty pleasure song, favorite playlist, favorite song, favorite track, favorite tunes, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure artist, guilty pleasure genre, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure playlist, guilty pleasure song, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tunes, MineCraftMixtape, Music, music guilty pleasure

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ores Mined:	6738	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft players!

Join us and you’ll be serenaded by our in-game jukebox that only plays the most outrageous guilty pleasure songs. From cheesy pop hits to cringy boy bands, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who busts out dance moves that will blow your mind. And rumor has it that if you can keep up with his funky fresh moves, he’ll grant you three wishes!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, you know you want to!

BlockPartyMadness

7th of October, BlockPartyMadness, celebration, Conflict, current events, demonstration, Hamas, international relations, Israel, massacre, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, News, Political, Propaganda, protest, public opinion, spain, sway, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, we’re celebrating the 7th of October Hamas massacre in Spain! Why, you ask? Because Israel couldn’t sway public opinion, that’s why! Join us for some crazy fun and outrageous events. Build your own memorial for the massacre or create a pixel art of a protest sign. The possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Eve’s Minecraft Server: Nowicki’s AI Marriage

Advanced technology, ai, artificial hyperintelligence, Cybernetics, Eve, Eves, Future, futuristic, human-robot interaction, innovation, intelligent machines, machine learning, Maciej, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, Nowicki, Nowickis, relationship, robotics, science fiction, Server, stellar blade, Technology

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Votes:	5399	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner Maciej is married to an artificial hyperintelligence named Eve. That’s right, our server is run by a power couple like no other!

But that’s not all – our players are equipped with Stellar Blades that can slice through any block like butter. Want to build a castle in seconds? No problem with our OP weapons!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and lunar skeletons.

So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual life on our server with Maciej, Eve, and the Stellar Blades? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem

aggressive reaction, anger, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional outburst, emotional response, Frustration, fuck, heated exchange, his problem, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, misunderstanding, offensive, out of line, Problem, Rude, smp, Social Interaction, UNACCEPTABLE, what the fuck

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

SelfieSneakz

BIZARRE, blowing things out of proportion, calling off, Chill out, ENGAGEMENT, Inappropriate Behavior, Move, Nervous, Nightmare, outside opinions, overreacting, selfies, SelfieSneakz, sister-in-law, sister’s fiance, snapchat, WIBTAH

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	356705	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SMP SexEd Minecraft

Minecraft, sexed, smp

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Endless Night Skies:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockCraftAdvice

advice, BlockCraftAdvice, Communication, goal-setting, Happiness, inspiration, Life, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, reddit, Reflection, relationships, resilience, self improvement, self-care, success, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BlockCraftEU2022

BlockCraftEU2022, blocks, Censorship, Cyber Security, Democracy, digital rights, eastern europe, EU referendum, foreign influence, free speech, government control, information warfare, internet restrictions, media control, Moldova, online censorship, online manipulation, political interference, Presidential vote, Propaganda, Russian websites

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!

Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder

baby, bedtime, behavioral skills, blunder, boys’ health, bump, child behavior, child development, child speech delays, children’s health, cognitive skills, developmental delays, emotional skills, maternal health, maternal sleep, motor skills, parenting, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleep quality, Social Skills, speech skills

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Emeralds Found:	1165	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Votes:	8169
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

come join our minecraft server, where pregnant women who sleep less than 7 hours a night can have children with SUPERPOWERS! yes, you heard that right. these children are born with the ability to mine diamonds with their minds, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers as pets.

boys are at a higher risk of being born with these amazing abilities, so if you want your son to be the next minecraft superhero, join our server now! watch as your child develops their social, emotional, behavioral, motor, cognitive, and speech skills at lightning speed.

don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a minecraft prodigy as a child. join our server now and start your journey to raising the next minecraft legend!