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Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

21, bald, Ball, Bitch, BROKE, Flexin, hol up, hol………….., Lost, Mall, Minecraft, nigga, Rent, savage, smp, Stick., stressin, textin, Weave

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, come join our wild and crazy SMP where we flex on bitches left and right! We don’t text back those basic bitches, we don’t stress about them either. We just grab our sticks and go to town!

We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.

WawaCraft – Kiara’s Minecraft Server

album, art source, chimera, Concert, Encore, Fire N Ice, Hero For a Day, holofes, hololive, HOLOTORI Dance, Karaoke, Kiaras, Korean DO U, Kyoufuu Ooru Bakku, Livestream, Love Rush, mindcraft, Minecraft, new to Kiara, OffKai, Pineapple, PointofView, Retrospective, reunion, Schedule, Server, Sleep Talking, takanashi kiara, The Great Wanderer, WawaCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4809
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as Kiara’s karaoke skills? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a virtual concert or two. Our server is so awesome, even the Hololive girls are planning a world tour just to come check it out. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you might just catch Kiara herself streaming some Minecraft gameplay. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s break dimensions together! #BestServerEver #MinecraftMadness #KaraokeKingdom

HubbyHero Minecraft Server

angel, Challenges, Church, Communication, compliments, Expectations, flaws, Friends, high quality, HubbyHero, husband, Interpretation, Laughter, Marriage, Minecraft, perfect husband, relationships, Role Model, Server, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Towns Built:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Buildings Constructed:	50	Enchantments Applied:	143

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a laugh!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who think you’re the perfect Minecraft player. No, seriously, they’ll be talking about how you’re the ultimate builder, the master of redstone, the king of survival – you name it, they’ll be singing your praises.

But don’t worry, we know you’re not actually perfect. We know you’ve accidentally blown up your own house with TNT, we know you’ve fallen into lava more times than you can count, and we know you’ve accidentally hit a villager one too many times.

So come join us on our server, where you can bask in the glory of being the “perfect” player, even if we all know the truth. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where the players think you’re a Minecraft legend? It’s like being a celebrity, but in block form!

SibSquad Banished: No More Fam Fests

banished, exclusion, fam, family acceptance, family betrayal, family boundaries, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, Fests, Grandparents, half siblings, rejection, SibSquad, stepfamily

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Emeralds Found:	510
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where everyone is treated like family (except for that one annoying creeper)! Our community is filled with supportive players who will always have your back, unlike those pesky half siblings in real life.

On our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about being called a “failed abortion” by anyone. Plus, our virtual family gatherings are way more fun than awkward birthday parties with judgmental relatives. And if anyone tries to start drama, just block them like you would a griefer.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all that family drama behind. After all, who needs half siblings when you have a whole community of blocky friends to build with?

SobCraft Minecraft Server

coping with loss, depression, desolation, Despair, devastation, emotional pain, emotional trauma, Grief, heart-wrenching, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, Minecraft, mourning, Sadness, Server, SobCraft, sorrow, Tears, Tragedy

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Animals Bred:	91	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Have you ever seen a creeper explode right as you were about to finish building your epic castle? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that won’t happen because all creepers have been trained to only explode confetti and rainbows! Join us for a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy as you build and explore to your heart’s content. Say goodbye to sadness and hello to endless fun on our server!

TalentlessButImpressive

BIZARRE, Entertaining, eXtraordinary, hidden talent, Impressive.., odd, offbeat, party trick, quirky, Random, remarkable talent, special skill, strange, Surprising, TalentlessButImpressive, uncommon, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, useless talent, weird

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and show off your useless talents that will leave other players in awe. Can you juggle virtual blocks while riding a virtual pig? Can you build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks? Then this is the server for you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an entire army of chickens and rules over them with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Join his flock and conquer the server with your feathered friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Minecraft madness! Who knows, you might just become the next Chicken King in town.

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

conflict escalation, CraftyCommies, diplomatic warning, foreign policy, geopolitical concerns, global tensions, international relations, military alliances, military intervention, Minecraft, new world war, North Korea, North Korea warns US, nuclear threats, pact with Putin, political tensions, potential conflict, putin, security risks, Server, Ukraine, US, world war

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where we create our own world wars over virtual territories! north korea and the US are teaming up to take on putin in a battle for control of ukraine! pick your side and fight for glory, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold! with custom weapons, armor, and vehicles, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever seen before! join now and be a part of the madness!

EuroBypassCraft

aid, Borrell, Bypass.., controversy, Crisis, Decision making, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, EuroBypassCraft, European Commission, european union, financial assistance, funding, Government, Hungary, international relations, Politics, Support, Ukraine, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	7166
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special quest where you have to bypass Hungary to deliver €1.4 billion to Ukraine. yeah, you heard me right. you gotta dodge all the obstacles, like angry villagers and giant spiders, to complete the mission.

and if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where we reenact the whole thing in real life. we dress up as politicians and have a fake EU meeting to discuss the delivery. it’s hilarious, trust me.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. don’t miss out, bro!

CraftyCatEaredHumans

Animals, Anthropomorphic, art, cat ears, character design, Concept Art, CraftyCatEaredHumans, Creative, Creatures, digital art, FANTASY, Feline, human ears, HUMANOID, Hybrid, illustration, imagination, surreal, Unique, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Star Shards Collected:	160	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ores Mined:	7185	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
New Chunks Explored:	661492	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

join our epic minecraft server where cats with human ears roam freely and rule over the land with their superior hearing abilities! experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of cat-people as you try to survive and build your own cat-ear empire. but beware, the cat-people have a secret weapon – laser eyes that can turn anything into a pile of fish bones in seconds! if you think you have what it takes to outsmart these feline overlords, then come join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

RedSpot350Craft

350 years ago, astronomical anomaly, astronomical discovery, Astronomy, atmospheric phenomenon, celestial body, Discovered, gas giant, giant storm, great red spot, historical observation, Jupiter, original, planet, planetary feature, planetary mystery, RedSpot350Craft, scientific research, solar system, Space discovery, space exploration

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

join our epic minecraft server and explore the mysteries of jupiter’s great red spot! who knew that this iconic storm could hold so many secrets? maybe it’s hiding a secret portal to another dimension, or maybe it’s just a really cool place to build your base. either way, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to uncover the truth behind this celestial phenomenon.

plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself has been spotted lurking around the edges of the great red spot. is he trying to harness its power for his own nefarious purposes? or is he just lost and looking for directions? join the server and find out for yourself!

but that’s not all – we also have custom mobs, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? come join us on our wacky adventure to jupiter’s great red spot, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

The Odyssey

beautiful world, Community, Economy, Fun, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, odyssey, pioneer, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Server new, new, new, if you want to come have fun and have a good time with people, look no further, be the pioneer of this beautiful world

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