Stressed out Minecraft Servers

Stressed Out

  • Stressless Minecraft SMP

    Stressless Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    💥✨ Oh boy, hold onto your diamond pickaxes, folks, because this Minecraft SMP is like a golden apple in a sea of rotten potatoes! 🥔 You ever wanted to dig straight down without the fear of LAVA (trust me, it’s a serious problem) but also wanted to be terrorized by flying flaming cows? Well, my friend, you’re about to embark on the craziest blocky adventure of your entire life!!! 🚀🌈

    Ever heard of the Great Enderman Teleportation Scandal of 2023? Yeah, it’s a thing. 👾 Join us not just to build, but to defend your beautifully crafted forts from ghostly creatures who are actually just misunderstood interns from the Nether. They’re trying to steal your enchanted gear and use it for… well, nobody knows. What kind of business are they running down there anyway? FIND OUT! 🔍🌋

    Oh, and did I mention the Mystery of the Exploding Creeper? 💣 It’s said that if you can make a Creeper cry (don’t ask how, it’s complicated), you’ll unlock a secret dimension of infinite resources. But careful! There’s a chance you might accidently get sucked into a black hole made of bedrock. If you survive, you might find yourself in a dimension where everything is made of cake, but it’s a cursed cake that makes you fart rainbows! 🍰🌈💨

    Wanna craft a weapon that doesn’t just charm your enemies but also sings lullabies to them? Yup, possible here! Just gather the three sacred ingredients: a nether star, a fishy fish fillet, and your uncle’s old Nintendo cartridges – there’s a LONG backstory, don’t ask. 🎶🐠👾 And for the brave souls who dare to venture into the “Cave of Infinite Regrets,” you might come back with an enchanted shovel that can dig through all of your life’s choices!!! What more do you want?! 😱💀

    Join our chaotic Potato Cult (don’t question it, just accept it), where our motto is “Grow big or go home!” 🥔🚀 We have secret meetings at a lava fountain where we chant to Steve, the Block God, and throw diamonds into the fiery abyss as tribute. Oh, and we roast marshmallows over ghasts because that’s the kind of insane geniuses we are. 🔥👾

    So, why are you still reading this? Get your pickaxe, jump through the portal of utter nonsense, and become a part of something legendary. Or you’ll just be trapped in your grandma’s survival world forever. And nobody wants that. Trust me! 💥🎉 Join us NOW!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Stressed Alpha Baboons – Fertile Fun!

    Stressed Alpha Baboons – Fertile Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we have alpha male baboons running the show! these stressed out baboons are constantly fighting for their female mates, making for some intense gameplay. watch as they try to monopolize all the fertile females on the server, creating drama and chaos at every turn. if you want a wild and unpredictable experience, this is the server for you. plus, who wouldn’t want to see baboons playing minecraft? join now for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AwkwardCraft: Where Shameful Stories Become Legendary Adventures!

    AwkwardCraft: Where Shameful Stories Become Legendary Adventures!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only nightmares you’ll have are about creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Picture this: you’re in a college dorm, trying to keep it clean and organized. But then finals week hits and you’re so stressed that you can’t even sleep. So, you pop some melatonin and have the wildest night terror of bugs crawling out of your flesh. And to top it all off, you wake up soaked in sweat and piss yourself!

    But don’t worry, on our server, we don’t judge you for your accidents. We embrace the chaos and turn it into hilarious stories to share with your fellow players. So come join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together.

    And hey, if you ever need to flip a mattress to hide a pee stain, we’ve got your back. Our community is here to support you through all your crazy escapades, no matter how ridiculous they may be. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AdmitCraft Minecraft Server

    AdmitCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you obsessed with Tokyo Mew Mew? Do you spend every waking moment thinking about it? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world inspired by your favorite anime, where you can build your own Mew Mew transformation sequences and battle Chimera Animonsters with your friends!

    We don’t judge here, we embrace your obsession and encourage you to let your Tokyo Mew Mew flag fly high! Our server is a safe space for all Mew Mew enthusiasts to come together and share their love for this magical girl series.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your autistic hyperfixation run wild in the world of Tokyo Mew Mew Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, but who does that?)

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BridezillaCraft

    BridezillaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for the most epic adventures and outrageous stories you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.

    Imagine a world where bridesmaids are fighting over who should pay for the bride’s children to attend the bridal shower brunch. Will you chip in $12 to cover the cost or will you be the rebel who says no? The drama, the suspense, the madness – it’s all happening on our server!

    But that’s not all, folks! Get ready for bridal shower games like you’ve never seen before. Will you be the one to provide cash prizes for the games, or will you stand your ground and say that bragging rights are all the guests need? The choice is yours on our server where anything can happen.

    So why wait? Join now for a wedding-themed Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected twists await you in this wacky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyOfficeRedFlags

    BlockyOfficeRedFlags

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are your coworkers boring AF? Do they never want to join you in a virtual world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the mundane office life! Join us and leave your boring coworkers behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures (okay, maybe just zombies and skeletons, but still pretty cool). Plus, rumor has it that the water cooler in our virtual office is filled with enchanted potion that will give you superpowers in the game. So what are you waiting for? Leave those red flag coworkers in the dust and join us for a wild ride in the world of blocks and creepers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DatCraft Pixelmon – [1.20.2] [9.2.8]

    DatCraft Pixelmon – [1.20.2] [9.2.8]

    New Minecraft Servers

    Sponsored by BisectHosting. Use PPOCRAFT for 25% off your first month

    DatCraft PixelmonDiscord: https://discord.gg/CuFnCasRHCIP: play.datcraft.netI’d highly recommend you join the discord and download the resource pack first

    IntroductionOn behalf of the DatCraft community, I’d like to extend you a warm welcome to our Pixelmon server! We’re thrilled that you’ve decided to join us and we can’t wait to see what kind of adventures and experiences await you on our server.

    DatCraft is a friendly and supportive community of Minecraft players who share a passion for Pixelmon. We have a dedicated team of staff members who work hard to ensure that our server runs smoothly and that all of our players have an enjoyable and fair gaming experience. We pride ourselves on our welcoming and inclusive community and we encourage all of our players to be respectful and kind to one another.

    Features

      100+ Custom Shadow Pixelmon & Custom Side Mod (All Original and custom coded)Custom Coded PokeSpots themed after Gale of DarknessCustom Coded Commands that other servers don’t haveCustom DatMenu which has a ton of custom contentCustom Coded Slots (No other server has any of our custom content)Updates weekly/monthly to improve the serverA friendly overall community that is here to helpDocumentation on how all of our content worksSeals / Trails based off of PokemonNO P2W& More!

    Trailer Video: https://youtu.be/eXY7aQ3IQ20Trails & Seals: https://youtu.be/tdbr37m6qFc

    More videos in the future to show off our features!

    Your suggestions will be reviewed by staff, and most likely custom coded and added to the server!

    Check out our #welcome tab to get everything you need before you join

    play.datcraft.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Nexus Survival: Where chaos reigns and friendships are destroyed in the name of Pvp!

    Nexus Survival: Where chaos reigns and friendships are destroyed in the name of Pvp!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Purple Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Introducing Purple Vanilla: Unleash Your PvP Skills in the Ultimate Minecraft Battle Arena!

    Overview

    Server Features
    Intense PvP Action
    Custom PvP Arenas
    Ranking and Tournaments
    Diverse Combat Styles
    Community of Warriors

    Server Details: Server IP: N/A.

    Connect now and embark on your journey to PvP greatness. Whether you fight for honor, glory, or just the sheer thrill of combat, Purple Vanilla welcomes warriors of all kinds to its exhilarating PvP arena!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/MHqAVF2tE4

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Purple Vanilla? To join Purple Vanilla, simply connect to the server using the provided IP address.
    What types of PvP battles are available? Players can engage in 1v1 duels, team-based skirmishes, and participate in massive battlegrounds.
    Are there rewards for participating in tournaments? Yes, players can compete for glory, rewards, and admiration from fellow players.
    Can I choose my preferred combat style? Yes, Purple Vanilla offers a variety of combat styles including swordplay, archery, and tactical maneuvers.
    Is there a community for PvP enthusiasts? Yes, players can join a passionate community of PvP enthusiasts, forming alliances and rivalries.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft server: BlackMascotCuisine

    Minecraft server: BlackMascotCuisine

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember the good old days when food brands had hilarious mascots like a jolly black chef or a sassy Aunt Jemima? Well, our Minecraft server is like a time machine back to those glory days! Join us for some good old-fashioned racist fun as we build monuments to outdated stereotypes and laugh in the face of cancel culture. Who needs progress when you can have a good laugh, right? So come on down and join us for some seriously twisted nostalgia!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ThreadCraft – The Ultimate Hunger Games Minecraft Server

    ThreadCraft – The Ultimate Hunger Games Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is located on a planet in No Man’s Sky! That’s right, you can mine and craft in a whole new universe! And guess what? It’s on sale now for 60% off! But wait, there’s more!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly group of alien villagers who are always down for a good time. Want to ride a space llama while battling zombie astronauts? We’ve got you covered. Need to build a rocket ship out of diamond blocks to escape a black hole? No problem!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Galactic Griefer. He’s a real party animal and loves to crash block parties with his laser eyes and disco ball tail. So come join us for a wild ride through the cosmos and see what kind of crazy adventures await you on our out-of-this-world Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP