join this server if u want to experience the thrill of not knowing what’s going on half the time. we promise u won’t be disappointed (or maybe u will, who knows?) come join us and embrace the chaos!
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CraftyCartDrivers
u want a server that makes u feel like u in a constant state of confusion and chaos? well, look no further cuz this server is perfect for u! we got lack of awareness, distracted players, people always in a rush, and a whole lot of disorganization. it’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of madness and mayhem! -
NoBodyTalksHereLOL
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to comment on your blocky body transformation! Are you tired of strangers constantly asking you how you lost weight in the game? Look no further, because on our server, we only care about building epic structures and battling creepers.Imagine a world where you can mine and craft in peace, without anyone mentioning your pixelated physique. Say goodbye to the endless compliments and questions about your in-game lifestyle changes. Here, we focus on the important things, like creating a virtual paradise and avoiding virtual zombies.
Join our server today and escape the constant reminders of your past pixelated trauma. Build, explore, and conquer without the fear of someone asking if you’ve been eating virtual rice. It’s time to game in peace, because your Minecraft experience should be about fun, not body commentary.
So, are you ready to join a server where your virtual body is your business? Then come on over and let’s craft some crazy adventures together!
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MILcraft: No Grandkid Access
Are you tired of dealing with controlling MILs and their crazy antics? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can kick out anyone who messes with your breast milk supply!On our server, you can build a virtual baby nursery where no one can mess with your feeding choices. Want to exclusively breastfeed? Go for it! Want to feed your baby virtual formula just for fun? Sure, why not!
Don’t let your SIL guilt trip you into letting your MIL back into your virtual house. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in our Minecraft world. Plus, your husband will be supportive no matter what crazy decisions you make in the game.
Join now and let out all your frustrations in a safe and hilarious environment. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for new moms dealing with MIL drama?
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StressCraft: No Manly Conformity
YO, WANNA JOIN DIS SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S DA MOST EPIC PLACE TO BE IN MINECRAFT LAND! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT SING LIKE MARIAH CAREY!BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE LITERALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE, AND IF YOU MINE THEM, YOU GET A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF FREE PIZZA! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, FREE PIZZA!
ALSO, OUR VILLAGERS ARE ALL TRAINED IN MARTIAL ARTS, SO IF YOU TRY TO MESS WITH THEM, THEY’LL DROPKICK YOU INTO NEXT WEEK! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR ENDER DRAGON, HE’S GOT A PHD IN PHYSICS AND CAN SOLVE RUBIK’S CUBES BLINDFOLDED!
SO, IF YOU WANNA HAVE A BLAST, MAKE SOME NEW FRIENDS, AND LAUGH UNTIL YOUR SIDES HURT, JOIN OUR SERVER NOW! YOU WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!
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InsomniaCraft Minecraft Server
Do you ever lie awake at night, wondering if there’s a Minecraft server out there where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Look no further, because on our server, the cows ride around on saddled chickens and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun comes up.Join us for the chance to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks or ride a rollercoaster through the Nether. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into karaoke sessions. So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who needs sleep when you can be having this much fun?
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CraftyCouplesChallenges
Are you tired of watching your partner struggle with basic Minecraft tasks like building a house or finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where your partner will have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens, ride pigs through a lava parkour course, and even battle a giant zombie chicken boss! Watch as they scream in frustration and laugh in delight as they conquer the craziest challenges our server has to offer. So why wait? Join now and give your partner the ultimate Minecraft experience they’ll never forget! -
DepressCraft – Let’s Mine Away the Blues!
Are creepers blowing up your builds and ruining your day? Is your diamond armor constantly getting stolen by pesky players? Well, fear not because on our server, all your Minecraft dreams will come true! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the only thing that will make you feel depressed is when you run out of cake! So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind as you embark on the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! -
TestosteroneTakedown Minecraft Server
Are you tired of feeling like a wimpy little chicken in Minecraft? Well, look no further, because our server is here to pump up your testosterone levels to epic proportions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons, building towering castles, and flexing your muscles in front of all the other players.But beware, on our server, there’s a secret potion hidden in the depths of the world that will lower your testosterone levels to that of a baby bunny. So watch out for sneaky players trying to sabotage your manly mojo!
Join us now and show the world that you’re not just a pixelated warrior, you’re a testosterone-fueled beast ready to conquer all in your path!
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Unlucky Jail [PVP] {Prison} {Netfail} {Noob-Friendly} {Stress} {Nostalgia} {1.20.4}
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Prosper Prison Server Overview
Feature Description Epic Prison Gameplay Master our unique prison world, advancing through ranks with our rewarding Prestige System. Dynamic Marketplace & Thrilling PVP With our virtual shop, auctionhouse, and pvp system, you will prosper and conquer the server. PVP at its Finest Equip, strategize, and dominate in fast-paced battles on our server. Supportive Community Our welcoming community is always ready to assist, making every player’s journey enjoyable. Creative Plots Express yourself in your personal space. Build, create, and trade in your very own plot. Discord Community Join our discord server, where we have a large community and a variety of different channels for communication with other players. FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How do I join the server?
A: You can join our server by using the IP address play.prosperprison.com.
Q: Is the server pay-to-win?
A: No, our server is non-p2w, providing a fair and balanced gameplay experience for all players.
Q: Do you have open staff positions?
A: Yes, we are currently in need of staff to help manage the server. You can join and apply through our Discord server.
Q: How can I communicate with other players?
A: You can join our Discord server where we have a variety of different channels for communication with other players.
Q: Are there any unique features on the server?
A: Yes, we have unique features such as a Prestige System, virtual shop, auctionhouse, and more that enhance the player experience.
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Akoot&Co: Where we build like it’s Jenga on a hot summer day, but without the stress of the tower tipping over!

Welcome to Akoot & Co Minecraft Server!
Overview:
Our server offers a semi-vanilla Minecraft experience with quality-of-life enhancements. Join us in our open beta phase to explore our world and be part of our growing community.
Features:
Feature Description Discord Server Discord + Minecraft integration World Map dynmap Bedrock support Geyser Unlimited Homes No pesky land claims Honor system + rollbacks KeepInventory Optional per player Timed Ranks / Custom Titles Text Formatting +Gradients Brewery Custom brewing Big boy ram and big boy processor Minimal lag Join Us:
No application required! Just launch the game and play!
IP:
akoot.coBedrock IP:
mc.akoot.coVersion:
1.20.4
FAQ:
Is there land claiming on the server?
No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in case of griefing.
Can I have unlimited homes?
Yes, you can have unlimited homes on our server.
Do you have KeepInventory feature?
Yes, we offer KeepInventory option per player.
What is the Discord server for?
Our Discord server is integrated with Minecraft for easy communication and community interaction.
Do you support Bedrock version?
Yes, we have Bedrock support through Geyser.
Are there timed ranks and custom titles available?
Yes, we offer timed ranks and custom titles for players.
What is the Text Formatting feature?
Text Formatting allows you to customize your chat messages with gradients.
What is Brewery in the server?
Brewery is a custom brewing feature that enhances the gameplay experience without being game-breaking.
Is there any lag on the server?
We have big boy ram and processor to ensure minimal lag on the server.
