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  • CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

    CrazyCraft Minecraft Server
    By not joining our Minecraft server, of course! Trust us, we’ve got all the ingredients for a wild ride that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas comes prancing by, followed by a pack of creepers doing the Macarena. And that’s just the beginning.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry overlord who rules with an iron beak and a love for disco music. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chicken army of your own. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

    And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, the Enderman who loves to photobomb unsuspecting players’ selfies. You never know when he’ll pop up behind you with a goofy grin and a pair of sunglasses. It’s all in good fun, right?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that will leave you laughing, crying, and possibly questioning your life choices. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

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  • DaddyDramaHideout

    DaddyDramaHideout
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like Gina 28f’s rollercoaster of a relationship with Dean 27m!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own fortress to protect yourself from unexpected baby daddies and their iPad secrets. Will you choose to block them like Gina did, or will you face the drama head-on like a true warrior?

    Explore our server and uncover hidden messages, just like Gina uncovered Dean’s relationship shenanigans. Will you choose to terminate the drama or let it play out like a soap opera?

    Join us now and experience the thrill of unexpected plot twists, crazy exes, and maybe even a surprise baby announcement! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Let the adventure begin!

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  • AbortCraft: State Stressors

    AbortCraft: State Stressors
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this place! We got crazier builds than a llama on a pogo stick, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at!

    But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will actually make you smarter, funnier, and better looking! It’s like a magical potion mixed with a sprinkle of unicorn dust. Plus, all the cool kids are hanging out here, so you don’t wanna miss out on the party!

    And get this, scientists have proven that playing on our server can actually increase your chances of winning the lottery! It’s like a lucky charm in pixel form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the good times roll!

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  • BrittleCraft: The Ultimate Stress Test

    BrittleCraft: The Ultimate Stress Test
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got da most lit brittility factor in da game! Our soft materials be bendin’ and stretchin’ like never before, makin’ for some wild and wacky gameplay.

    Picture this: you’re buildin’ a house out of jello blocks and suddenly they start morphin’ and twistin’ into crazy shapes. It’s like a psychedelic trip, man!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so off the wall that even the chemical engineers are gettin’ in on the action. They’re droppin’ knowledge bombs left and right about the science of soft materials and how it all ties into Minecraft.

    So come on down and join us for a mind-blowin’ experience that’ll have you questionin’ reality itself. Trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on all the bouncy, squishy fun!

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  • Dad’s Night Out Minecraft Server

    Dad’s Night Out Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of crazy stories and outrageous reasons to escape reality.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your virtual wife accuses you of not doing enough around the house. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can escape the drama and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Just like father’s day dinner, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Will you be the hero who saves the day by slaying the Ender Dragon, or will you be left behind like a forgotten present on father’s day?

    Join now for a virtual escape from reality and a chance to prove your worth in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

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  • Crafting Insomniacs

    Crafting Insomniacs
    Hey there, fellow night owl! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your sleep schedule, then look no further! Our server is like a never-ending party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies are the bartenders.

    Join us for epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds (just kidding, we can’t actually do that…or can we?). Our community is so awesome that even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun.

    So why are you still awake at this hour? Because you’re about to embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Join us now and let’s create some chaos together!

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  • Escape the stress of adulting on Escapism SMP – where all ages act mature but don’t look it!

    Escape the stress of adulting on Escapism SMP – where all ages act mature but don’t look it!



    Overview

    Server NameEscapism
    FeaturesSimple Voice Chat, Dynmap, Gsit, Graves, Death Heads, Essentials

    Commonly Asked Questions

    Where is the server located?

    The server is located in Paris, France. However, we have a player base from all over the world.

    What age do you have to be to join?

    Unfortunately, we do not accept anyone under the age of 18. If you are caught lying about your age and are under 18, you will be banned from the server promptly.

    What is the server version?

    The server is a Java server set at the latest version, 1.21.

    Our Rules

    • No huge AFK or duping machines
    • No big farms near spawn
    • No hacked clients, x-ray or other forms of cheating
    • No NSFW images/chats
    • No stealing or griefing
    • Please be respectful and reasonable, and most importantly…have fun!

    If you have any questions, please feel free to ask them below and I will get back to you with an answer as soon as I can.


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  • CraftyWifeNoLife

    CraftyWifeNoLife
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds and wacky characters!

    Need a break from your crafting-obsessed spouse who thinks selling a few items makes her a financial genius? Come join us and craft to your heart’s content without the pressure of making a profit!

    Tired of being called a jerk for trying to keep your family financially afloat while your spouse spends hundreds on crafting materials? Come to our server and let off some steam by building the biggest, most extravagant creations you can imagine!

    Escape the madness of home life and join our server for a hilarious and stress-free gaming experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in Minecraft?

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  • CellularCraft – DementiaCare

    CellularCraft – DementiaCare
    lol come join our minecraft server where we cure dementia with the power of block building!!! build a house, save a brain cell. our players have reported feeling 10 years younger after just one hour of gameplay. forget therapy, just mine some diamonds and you’ll be good as new. we even have a secret potion that reverses aging and makes you immortal in the game. join us now and say goodbye to dementia forever!!! #minecraftcuresall #blockbuildingheals #dementiasurvivorsunite

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  • TurkeyCraft2021

    TurkeyCraft2021
    Looking for a server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no crazy uncles showing up uninvited or passive-aggressive emails about who’s bringing what dish.

    Join us for a drama-free Thanksgiving feast where you can enjoy virtual turkey and ham without any family arguments. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life family dynamics, so you can focus on building and crafting to your heart’s content.

    Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Trust us, you won’t find any stroke-induced drama here – just pure Minecraft fun. Join now and leave the family drama behind!

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