Stress MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Neuron Misfire Server

Choking, actions, neuroscience, Signals, mental health

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got brain neurons misfiring all over the place! 🧠🔥 Our monkeys be sending signals to your body that make you do some wack stuff when the stakes are high! 😂🐒

Join us for some epic gameplay where you never know what’s gonna happen next! Will your neurons misfire and make you build a house upside down? Or maybe you’ll start speaking in monkey language! 🙊🙉

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join the madness and see what crazy adventures await you on our server! 🤪🎮

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Low Baba’s Fun Minecraft Server

Server, Irritation, Fun, auuugh, Agitation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava-filled caves and zombie-infested mines! Plus, we have a petting zoo where you can tame and ride giant chickens into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of talking pigs who will teach you the ancient art of bacon magic. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Pandemic Moms Benzodiazepine Party

Women’s Health, Motherhood, pandemic effects, benzodiazepine prescriptions, prescription drugs

come join our minecraft server where postpartum women are filling up on benzodiazepines like it’s candy! we’ve got so much chaos and craziness, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! watch as these moms build the most insane structures while under the influence of their meds. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss! join now for a dose of pure minecraft madness!

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PixelPaws Animal Stress Scanner

animal welfare, animal health monitoring, animal research, veterinary care, PixelPaws

come join our epic minecraft server where we use INFRARED THERMAL IMAGING to make sure our animals are stress-free and happy! we take better care of our virtual reindeer than anyone else, making sure they are always feeling their best. plus, you can ride them around in our tourism settings and show off to all your friends! join now for the most high-tech animal care in the minecraft world!

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Sperm Boosting Stress Relief Server

stress and male fertility, Stress Management, sperm motility, male reproductive system, stress management techniques

so like, imagine u join this epic minecraft server and ur sperm just starts zoomin around like crazy cuz of all the stress from tryna survive in the game. but get this, it actually makes ur sperm better at swimming and stuff! so like, join our server and watch ur sperm become olympic swimmers in no time! it’s like a workout for ur little guys, but in minecraft form. come join the fun and see ur sperm go from slowpokes to speed demons in no time!

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Oh No No No No No No No Kamala Sisters Minecraft Server

kamala, KAMALA SISTERS, sisters, Troubling, bad news

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, daring quests to rescue kidnapped villagers, and even a chance to ride a flying pig!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Kamala Sisters, who are rumored to have magical powers that can turn you into a Minecraft master in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

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Screaming for Diamonds Minecraft SMP

fear, INTENSE, DREAD, OVERWHELMING, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamonds, or participate in our weekly llama racing competitions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or fight against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and lava-filled swimming pools along the way!

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BlockyBrainAgeGap

boys’ brains, girls’ brains, youth mental health, mental health, covid lockdowns

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, the lockdowns made girls’ brains age super fast, but like, not in a bad way. their brains are like, 4.2 years older now, which is like, totally wild. but boys’ brains only aged 1.4 years, so like, girls are way ahead now.

join this server and watch your brain age like, crazy fast. you’ll be like a genius in no time, dude. plus, the girls on this server are like, super smart now, so you’ll totally be impressed. come join us and see your brain explode with knowledge. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

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Lockdown Brain Boost

neurobiology, study, cognitive development., youth mental health, ageing

so like, u know how we all stuck at home cuz of covid, right? well turns out, that mess is makin us age faster in our teeny tiny brains! like, we gonna be wrinkly old folks before we even hit 20, yo! but don’t worry, cuz we got the perfect escape from all that craziness – our minecraft server! come join us and let your brain cells relax and unwind in our pixelated paradise. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and diamonds for days! plus, rumor has it, if u play long enough, u might just reverse the effects of covid aging and become a baby genius again. so what u waitin for? hop on our server and let’s defy the laws of science together!

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CreeperConfessions

Thoughts, burden, Frustration, Share, #venting

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to release all your pent-up frustrations by blowing up virtual mountains with TNT or unleashing a horde of angry chickens on unsuspecting players.

We have a secret underground club where players can confess their deepest secrets to a virtual llama therapist who will listen without judgment (and maybe spit on you if you get too emotional). Need to get something off your chest? Our server is the perfect place to do it!

But that’s not all – we also have a special quest where players can hunt down a rare and elusive block of cheese that grants wishes (or just makes your character lactose intolerant, it’s a gamble). So come join us and let loose on our wild and wacky Minecraft server – your inner child will thank you!

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